Slacks
@jayslacks.bsky.social
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Just trying to figure it all out. Read my newsletter, the Future Phatness. https://open.substack.com/pub/futurephatness
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notyournegro.blacksky.app
I think this was the goal all along.
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dansinker.com
can not underscore enough how much this is just a random neighborhood
ckubzansky.bsky.social
Chaos at 105th Street and Avenue N. A couple bricks and possibly an egg got thrown at a squad of federal agents who were standing in the intersection. Two cars — a white SUV and a red one — got trucked out after a chase and a crash, per neighbors. At least three detained from this confrontation.
jayslacks.bsky.social
This AI shit clearly wants people to use it as porn so they can make money.
jayslacks.bsky.social
Their plan was always to make sex bots.
jayslacks.bsky.social
Nah. It's the truth.
jayslacks.bsky.social
Gollum looking ass.
jayslacks.bsky.social
Maybe he should resign the office so he can get some rest.
jayslacks.bsky.social
I'm happy for the change. Looking forward to my improvements.
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dansinker.com
this is I think the fourth or fifth time they've gassed a neighborhood, not counting the neighborhood around Broadview
djbyrnes1.bsky.social
A confrontation between community members and militarized federal agents appears to be unfolding on Chicago's southeast side, near the intersection of E. 105th St and S. Ave. N.

Details still emerging. From what I've seen federal agents have deployed at least one can of some kind of gas.
jayslacks.bsky.social
To them, there is nothing beyond the screen.
jayslacks.bsky.social
97000 is still too fucking many. These people probably forgot they have subscriptions.
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bencollins.bsky.social
Subscribe to The Onion and help us become a bigger newspaper than The Washington Post by next year. It can happen!

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briantylercohen.bsky.social
BREAKING: President Obama comes out in favor of Prop 50 in California.

California, help protect democracy and return your ballots today!
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lincolnproject.us
Trump hates this photo of him. Definitely don't share it far and wide today.
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epicureandealmaker.bsky.social
How did that title win out against Vagina Neck?
paleofuture.bsky.social
Just in case the dramatically low Leni Riefenstahl-style angle was too subtle, they used a word from her most famous movie
Time magazine cover featuring a photo of Trump from a dramatically low angle 

HIS
TRIUMPH
by ERIC CORTELLESSA
THE LEADER ISRAEL NEEDED
by EHUD BARAK
HOW GAZA HEALS
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swin24.bsky.social
get the fuck away from (what’s left of, sadly) the Black Cat
jayslacks.bsky.social
"We need something catchy to get people to tune in."

"How about this guy's depressed looking face?"

"Perfect."
jayslacks.bsky.social
I don't know about you, but that dork's dumb face on the billboard isn't persuading me to listen to his radio show.
jayslacks.bsky.social
Looking like spilled butter leaf.