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JB
@jaybeeretro.bsky.social
Video games are my passion.
Born to poop, forced to wipe.
Creepy guy that does the funny Toad voice.

Business inquiries: [email protected] (Don't ask, I made it when I was 14.)

twitch.tv/jb_retro
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Live now, sorting through Pokemon cards I got yesterday!

Twitch.tv/strawbrygem
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I'm SO glad I decided to go for more relics today! We got 10 tonight and got 2 of the hardest platinum relics in the game: N.Ballism and Sky Balls!!! I am ECSTATIC right now! We got 4 left!!

Also here's my winning run of Sky Balls! What a comeback!!!
November 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Hi! I'm up for more platinum relic hunting on Crash Bash during the gremlin hours! Come hang out and hear me lose my absolute gourd getting these trinkets! Live now!

twitch.tv/jb_retro
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Oh hi I’m playing more Final Fantasy XII! www.twitch.tv/captstickfig...
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Part 4 of my 200% playthrough of Crash Bash is up on my VOD channel! I started my platinum relic grinding here and managed to get 14(!) of them! N.Ballism proved to be an extremely difficult challenge, I'll be immediately going for that one this Sunday!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee8_...
Crash Bash [RetroAchievements] | Part 4 |
YouTube video by JB_Retro
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
14 platinum relics, that's half of them!! Space Bash and Ring Ding were first try! N.Ballism is true to form being an absolute nightmare of a game to attempt. I'm going to dedicate as much time as possible next time (probably Sunday) to JUST that minigame, it's THAT tough!
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
BABE GET IN HERE, JB'S STARTING PLATINUM RELICS IN CRASH BASH.

This legit may be one of the toughest things I do in any video game I've played. Plat relic grinding starts now on my Twitch!

twitch.tv/jb_retro
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Happy Turkey Day! I'll be with family during the daytime today and tomorrow.

HOWEVER...

I've been chomping at the bit to get started on Crash Bash's platinum relics this evening! I'm very nervous about it; I'd be embarrassed if I couldn't pull off the 200%. I'll be on tonight!

twitch.tv/jb_retro
a pixel art of crash bandicoot from the video game crash bandicoot
Alt: Crash Bandicoot doing the Crash Dance but looks very unhappy doing it.
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November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Part 3 of the 200% playthrough of Crash Bash is up on the VOD channel now! I wrap up the final boss and finish collecting the rest of the game's collectables minus the platinum relics. I'm actually intimidated by those relics, I've never gotten those before...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WGX...
Crash Bash [RetroAchievements] | Part 3 |
YouTube video by JB_Retro
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It's really cool seeing peers hit Twitch Partner goals! It's also really cool seeing the smaller peers try hard every day on Twitch even when it seems nobody cares! Both of y'all are more powerful than me.
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Howdy do, folks! Here's the Stream Schedule for the week! Gonna be live all day Saturday with Days targeting to finish it the following Saturday!
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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LIVE playing It Takes Two then switching to Mario Kart 8 open lobbies 💖 ETERNAL PIES ME IN THE FACE TODAY

🌸 twitch.tv/sailornuggie
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
EVERY TROPHY. EVERY GEM. EVERY CRYSTAL. EVERY GOLD RELIC. NEXT TIME IS UNADULTERATED HELL. I have...the Platinum Relics left. This is going to be roooooooough. Pray for my success!
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I would not be at all surprised if these things give me a stroke before this whole mess is done. We're back at it again with Crash Bash today! The positive mental attitude took me very far last time, let's see what we scrounge up tonight! Live now on Twitch!
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I have achieved Monke.
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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It's Day 11 of Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, and we've reached Chapter 8 and the infamous Gold Saucer. There's thrills! There's chills! There's betrayal! All this and more, in this fancy monument to excess!

Now live!

www.twitch.tv/killerdraco
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Painting a Pokémon card and continuing our nuzlocke in Pokemon Heart Gold❣️ Come hangout :3
🎃 twitch.tv/tabbybat 🦇
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Part 2 of my Crash Bash 200% playthrough is up on the VOD channel! I get through the 3rd warp room and start gathering some gold relics (18 of them!) The ones for N. Ballism and Sky Balls are great practice for their platinum relics not looking forward to them...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR41...
Crash Bash [RetroAchievements] | Part 2 |
YouTube video by JB_Retro
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Rewatched The Green Mile with my parents tonight. I wear my emotions plainly normally, but I'll always cry multiple times during this movie. Michael Clarke Duncan was the absolute best pick for the role of John Coffey.

I'll be reading the book this week too!
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
We're at 100% and halfway there!!! Most of tonight was gold relics but we got the gold for N. Ballism and Sky Balls! I'm *dreading* the Platinum Relics, but I did NOT get my goat got tonight, so I'm in high spirits after tonight's progress!
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I'm home and ready to "relax" with more Crash Bash! Y'all ready to see this screen 10,000 times tonight? 'Cuz I sure am! This game will NOT get my goat tonight or it'll be a steep hill. Live now on Twitch!
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Ok. Good news, bad news:

Good news is Sunday's CBT (Crash Bash Torture) stream got pushed to today. Bad news is it'll probably be a wee bit late when I go live. Family is all going to the mall and I basically said I'd "spend some ol' quality time" by going with. But at least it'll be a long stream!
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
My first stream of Crash Bash is up on my VOD channel! The realization of what exactly I signed up for hit very quickly, as soon as the first gem haha. I get to 58% completion with Tiny Tiger! (him and Koala Kong are probably overall the best characters to use)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi7y...
Crash Bash [RetroAchievements] | Part 1 |
YouTube video by JB_Retro
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
We're almost through the third warp room, over 1/4 of the way there! I am SUFFERING greatly but I've gotten every trophy, gem, and crystal so far! We're doing a biiiiiiig long stream on Sunday with this. As fun as getting your eyes gouged out!
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM