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jaybeeretro.bsky.social
JB
@jaybeeretro.bsky.social
Video games are my passion.
Born to poop, forced to wipe.
Creepy guy that does the funny Toad voice.

Business inquiries: [email protected] (Don't ask, I made it when I was 14.)

twitch.tv/jb_retro
Hi! Even with 200% done, I've still got to do an Evil playthrough. (Thankfully just to the final boss, thank Chester Cheetah). Live with more Crash Bash, I'm playing as Koala Kong now!

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December 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
WE. HAVE. 200%. IN. CRASH. BASH!!!!! HOLY COW!!!!!! DOT DASH LEFT ME *FUMING*!!!!

I love the Crash Bandicoot series, but I CANNOT recommend anyone do this for fun! What an absolute nightmare! Easily one of the hardest challenges I've ever done in a game. Seriously, I'm so happy!!!
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I'm live with the wrap-up of 200% percent of Crash Bash! 4 relics left!...but 2 of them are from those flippin' Crash Dash minigames! Let's see if I can finish and start the evil side's Adventure Mode!

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December 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I'm SO glad I decided to go for more relics today! We got 10 tonight and got 2 of the hardest platinum relics in the game: N.Ballism and Sky Balls!!! I am ECSTATIC right now! We got 4 left!!

Also here's my winning run of Sky Balls! What a comeback!!!
November 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Hi! I'm up for more platinum relic hunting on Crash Bash during the gremlin hours! Come hang out and hear me lose my absolute gourd getting these trinkets! Live now!

twitch.tv/jb_retro
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
14 platinum relics, that's half of them!! Space Bash and Ring Ding were first try! N.Ballism is true to form being an absolute nightmare of a game to attempt. I'm going to dedicate as much time as possible next time (probably Sunday) to JUST that minigame, it's THAT tough!
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
BABE GET IN HERE, JB'S STARTING PLATINUM RELICS IN CRASH BASH.

This legit may be one of the toughest things I do in any video game I've played. Plat relic grinding starts now on my Twitch!

twitch.tv/jb_retro
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
EVERY TROPHY. EVERY GEM. EVERY CRYSTAL. EVERY GOLD RELIC. NEXT TIME IS UNADULTERATED HELL. I have...the Platinum Relics left. This is going to be roooooooough. Pray for my success!
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I would not be at all surprised if these things give me a stroke before this whole mess is done. We're back at it again with Crash Bash today! The positive mental attitude took me very far last time, let's see what we scrounge up tonight! Live now on Twitch!
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I have achieved Monke.
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Rewatched The Green Mile with my parents tonight. I wear my emotions plainly normally, but I'll always cry multiple times during this movie. Michael Clarke Duncan was the absolute best pick for the role of John Coffey.

I'll be reading the book this week too!
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
We're at 100% and halfway there!!! Most of tonight was gold relics but we got the gold for N. Ballism and Sky Balls! I'm *dreading* the Platinum Relics, but I did NOT get my goat got tonight, so I'm in high spirits after tonight's progress!
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I'm home and ready to "relax" with more Crash Bash! Y'all ready to see this screen 10,000 times tonight? 'Cuz I sure am! This game will NOT get my goat tonight or it'll be a steep hill. Live now on Twitch!
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
We're almost through the third warp room, over 1/4 of the way there! I am SUFFERING greatly but I've gotten every trophy, gem, and crystal so far! We're doing a biiiiiiig long stream on Sunday with this. As fun as getting your eyes gouged out!
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
GUYS LOOK HOW HAPPY I AM FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO 200% CRASH BASH! This is gonna be like getting flicked in the nuts by a gorilla. Come see me suffer on Twitch now!
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
With Wario Land 4 done, I'm in the mood for another Crash game to 100% Next on my list is, uh....Crash Bash...it goes to 200%. I guess we're starting this on Thursday.

o fuck
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Mastery #29: Wario Land 4

This was SUCH a good game! I beat Hard and Super-Hard with 100%! The reduced time limits in Super-Hard is STRESSFUL. I love the level designs and the characters! Bosses weird me tf out but I love 'em!

Big shoutout to @sweetheartalyy.bsky.social for the recommendation!
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Post a gaming picture that gives you video game anxiety.

GET OUT.
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Friend sent me this in the mail that came in yesterday. Did *not* expect my favorite Final Fantasy character as a figurine! He also sent me 2 Legend of Zelda GameCube discs! So kind and cool of him!
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
A couple of new additions to my plush collection I found over the weekend!
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
What a lovely thing to see on my way home! I've been accepted into the Twitch's Retro Creator Club! Now half of my username is relevant!

I wouldn't have tried without my friends' support lately. Thank you! ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I'm extremely proud of myself! I *detest* interstate driving, but I drove out to my flight all by myself despite being afraid. Conquer your fears.

(Also meet your Twitch friends, it's awesome.)
November 7, 2025 at 11:19 AM