JayAllTheEms
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“Do you know whether they’ve sold the prize dildo that was hanging up in the window? The one that looks like it came off some kind of horse-dragon?”

“What, the one as big as me?” returned the boy.

“What a delightful boy!” said Scrooge.
jayalltheems.bsky.social
Interesting! That name looks like it should mean 'the laws of work' and I associate it with chairs that are good for your back, but define it as 'the study of the relationship between workers and their environment' and a whole lot of things open up:
Ergonomics, also known as human factors or human factors engineering (HFE), is the application of psychological and physiological principles to the engineering and design of products, processes, and systems. Primary goals of human factors engineering are to reduce human error, increase productivity and system availability, and enhance safety, health and comfort with a specific focus on the interaction between the human and equipment.
jayalltheems.bsky.social
I doubt it's unhinged, but The Name of the Doctor obliterates and makes meaningless everything about the Ninth, and all out of snarky spite because Christopher Eccleston wouldn't come back, which he'd said from the beginning he wouldn't do.

it's pathetic and petty, both in-universe and out-.
jayalltheems.bsky.social
come on, Legionnaires', do your thing
jayalltheems.bsky.social
DO YOU NEED ART?!?!?

(yes you doooooooo)
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all of the old prints are just $8 🔥 10% off orders over $30 paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/category/pri...
jayalltheems.bsky.social
Now imagining Greek 'rabbis' bending all of their attention to discrepancies between Homer, Hesiod, and the rest, in order to produce a pagan Talmud that contains an explanation for everything.
jayalltheems.bsky.social
As @arrscott.bsky.social says, continuity is a child's obsession.

As a kid, I wanted Greek mythology to "make sense." Variants of myths, nevermind outright contradictions, made me crazy. As an adult, I find the differences telling.

Shame so much theology is built on a need for continuity.
arrscott.bsky.social
I’ve increasingly come to believe this! As a child I was obsessed with continuity in the books & comics I enjoyed, but now I just want the story in front of me right now to grab me.
jayalltheems.bsky.social
Others have already mentioned the Japanese in Mexico, but I can't not repost one of my all-time favorites.
jayalltheems.bsky.social
Rush Limbaugh, Alex Jones, et al breaking their own brains by running their mouths day after day without having anything to say
jayalltheems.bsky.social
George do love a bit of toast
jayalltheems.bsky.social
Why else is he holding up two fingers?
jayalltheems.bsky.social
well, America only has like three or four lawyers, so most odd-numbered days it's JY's turn to explain law to the newspapers
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dearlstephens.bsky.social
📌“The fact that I am American means, among other things, people can’t say, like they did about Francis, ‘he doesn’t understand the United States, he just doesn’t see what’s going on.’
“Do you not see the suffering? Is your conscience not disturbed?”

-Pope Leo in a direct rebuke of the hideous Trump
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eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social
The Trump ceasefire deal is the Biden ceasefire deal Trump begged Bibi not to accept in 2024 because it would've hurt Trump's chances of winning the election and I wish this was the first time a GOP candidate for president won by meddling in American foreign policy.

See: Nixon '68 and Reagan '80.
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amybrown.xyz
riding in the car when my son (3.5) said “i have something silly to tell you. roll up the windows so nobody hears” and then he told us a clown is coming to our house. to live with us forever
jayalltheems.bsky.social
this is what hobbits, dwarves, Gandalf, and Middle Earth look like. hunnert percent, end of.
bronzeagebabies.bsky.social
Rankin/Bass - 1977’s The Hobbit, adapted for television.
Bilbo Baggins, enjoying a smoke. Bilbo and Gandalf and the neighbors Same Bilbo and the elves
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colinsmith.bsky.social
1975: Harlan Ellison visits Michael Moorcock in London. The Englishman sits Ellison in front of the TV when Dr Who comes on & insists Ellison “be quiet & just watch”. By the late 1970s,Ellison is such a fan of Dr Who that he’s taunting US scifi fans with declarations of its superiority over US fare.
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juliedicaro.bsky.social
So Kilmer Abrego-Garcia will not challenge a deportation to Costa Rica, who has agreed to for him residency, but DHS won’t agree to send him there because it’s not cruel enough.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...
For weeks, Mr. Abrego Garcia, a Salvadoran national who is married to a U.S. citizen, has made clear that he would not challenge his deportation if he were sent to Costa Rica, which has promised him legal residency and guaranteed that he would not be sent back to El Salvador.

But the Trump administration has refused to deport him to Costa Rica, and in an earlier hearing this week, Judge Xinis pressed the administration to consider the option or clarify why it was unacceptable.
jayalltheems.bsky.social
Ulcers and other stomach conditions might lead a doctor to forbid you to drink — but with the vodka enema you can still get drunk
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jayalltheems.bsky.social
I wonder how Mitch McConnell feels about Trump's America in 2025.
jayalltheems.bsky.social
“It’s a tough break, Donald, but if you want to get a lock on *next* year’s peace prize, I have an idea.”
jayalltheems.bsky.social
Interesting! Strategic!

Also humiliating for the player who’s his team’s first man out, but someone has to be