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Jacqui Clarke in Chc

@jaxy.bsky.social

2K followers 990 following 2.5K posts

Leftie, good cook, gardener, e-biker, aqua-jogger, sales star, bookish, single, Christchurch-based, new build sales.

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc @jaxy.bsky.social · 9h

Same. My lunchtime salad had black beans & corn & a green chilli dressing. Makes dieting quite painless!

Jacqui Clarke in Chc @jaxy.bsky.social · 10h

MYOHK:
Make your own healthy kebab.
AKA protein & low calorie veg with flavour.
It's bloody good. 🍽

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc @jaxy.bsky.social · 3d

Yay! Honestly, your life will be so much better. Just take it easy afterwards and rest a lot - I did too much and it was *not good*.
All the best!

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc @jaxy.bsky.social · 3d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:
Offal
Twister
It's Oh So Quiet - the caterwauling Bjørk.

ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 3d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, & one song you can't stand

Cauliflower
Star Wars. The Phantom Menace
Ebony and Ivory

JessTerraformEarth 🌏 💚 🌈 💧 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇳🇿 @jessterraformearth.bsky.social · 3d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, & one song you can't stand

I'm vegan so there are lots of foods I refuse to eat, but out of things I can eat then capsicum of any colour.

Schindler's List
Other Side: Adele

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc @jaxy.bsky.social · 3d

This one is even better.

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc @jaxy.bsky.social · 3d

I choose Emasculator!
What fun! 🤣

waltydunlop @waltydunlop.bsky.social · 4d

Job occupations, from an 1881 census. Every one of these sounds like something a sorely provoked Captain Haddock would should at someone in times of heavy stress.

Jacqui Clarke in Chc @jaxy.bsky.social · 3d

That block on Ponsonby Rd - containing both Household Linens and Mei Mei divine shoes used to be known by my friend Boh and I as 'running the gauntlet' because it was so dangerous for our bank balances. Ha ha.

Jacqui Clarke in Chc @jaxy.bsky.social · 3d

Does Household Linens still exist?

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc @jaxy.bsky.social · 3d

Oh damn.

Jacqui Clarke in Chc @jaxy.bsky.social · 3d

Briscoes.

Jacqui Clarke in Chc @jaxy.bsky.social · 4d

🤣🤣

Jacqui Clarke in Chc @jaxy.bsky.social · 4d

Yum!

Jacqui Clarke in Chc @jaxy.bsky.social · 4d

And now I'm eating a boysenberry trumpet in the carwash with the other car, which will now fit in the garage!

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc @jaxy.bsky.social · 4d

*bit of retail

Jacqui Clarke in Chc @jaxy.bsky.social · 4d

WHAT a productive Sunday! Got up and went out to Rolleston for a work meeting that went well, but of retail, mowed the lawn & tied up my toms, planted some corn in Ted's garden, did some meal prep, and SOLD THAT BLOODY ASTRA AT LAST!!! Didn't get much but better than nowt.
What a winner of a day.

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc @jaxy.bsky.social · 5d

A pleasure! And yes, wow! Incredible voice, and came across as such a lovely person.

Jacqui Clarke in Chc @jaxy.bsky.social · 5d

Further to my earlier post Tami Nielson was SUPERB and I'm so pleased I wedged myself off the couch and went!
And lovely to meet you IRL, @hungrymama.bsky.social!

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc @jaxy.bsky.social · 5d

Lock up ya ....... whatever it eats!

Jacqui Clarke in Chc @jaxy.bsky.social · 5d

Good on you. I 'worked' which involved a lot of sitting around, but it's not the same as doing it in your own house.
Uber at 6.20. Better get changed!

Jacqui Clarke in Chc @jaxy.bsky.social · 5d

Oh cool! Yeah, it'll be great. I'm just veeeeerrry lazy.

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 5d

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc @jaxy.bsky.social · 5d

I'm seeing Tami Nielson tonight in Ōtautahi. Looking forward to it while also having that 'the couch looks good' buyers' remorse I ALWAYS have when I've said yes to anything. Hopeless.

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc @jaxy.bsky.social · 5d

Eileen used to get loads of those lines.

Jacqui Clarke in Chc @jaxy.bsky.social · 5d

And drink a big glass of water.
There. That's my caring quotient done for the day. 🤣

Jacqui Clarke in Chc @jaxy.bsky.social · 5d

Take some paracetamol as well.