Lazu (Jasper)
@jasperursus.bsky.social
28 | Chicago | They/He | I like cars and trains 💍 @cafecatrisu.bsky.social 💍 No minors please, I talk about 18+ stuff sometimes | Next Con: FurSquared
Seeing somebody use the horny barq status when not at a con is crazy
December 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Seeing somebody use the horny barq status when not at a con is crazy
Seeing what Black people and POC in general in the fandom have to deal with really breaks my heart. I hate seeing ignorant people make POC feel like they don’t belong here and hide it behind “it’s just a joke bro!” Like no, it’s not. You’re just an asshole.
December 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Seeing what Black people and POC in general in the fandom have to deal with really breaks my heart. I hate seeing ignorant people make POC feel like they don’t belong here and hide it behind “it’s just a joke bro!” Like no, it’s not. You’re just an asshole.
What if we built Twitter/BlueSky, but it’s only for furries (and AI users are instantly IP banned)?
December 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
What if we built Twitter/BlueSky, but it’s only for furries (and AI users are instantly IP banned)?
Surprise! I spent the last few months working on a new sona with the help of my friend @thegaypossum.bsky.social and I’m very happy with how they turned out! At the moment, I intend on keeping Jasper but you’ll probably see me more as Lazu since they’re the new one lol
December 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Surprise! I spent the last few months working on a new sona with the help of my friend @thegaypossum.bsky.social and I’m very happy with how they turned out! At the moment, I intend on keeping Jasper but you’ll probably see me more as Lazu since they’re the new one lol
God I both love and hate Kanji so much
December 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
God I both love and hate Kanji so much
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Here's all of the suits I have for sale!
Everyone comes with a head, tail, handpaws and arm sleeves. The toony heads have Velcro eyelids.
I'm looking for offers $3.8k or higher, DM me if you're interested or to make an offer! :)
Everyone comes with a head, tail, handpaws and arm sleeves. The toony heads have Velcro eyelids.
I'm looking for offers $3.8k or higher, DM me if you're interested or to make an offer! :)
December 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Here's all of the suits I have for sale!
Everyone comes with a head, tail, handpaws and arm sleeves. The toony heads have Velcro eyelids.
I'm looking for offers $3.8k or higher, DM me if you're interested or to make an offer! :)
Everyone comes with a head, tail, handpaws and arm sleeves. The toony heads have Velcro eyelids.
I'm looking for offers $3.8k or higher, DM me if you're interested or to make an offer! :)
Sometimes I think I’m just too Ace for this shit
December 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sometimes I think I’m just too Ace for this shit
The people in the room next to us are having sex so rough that it’s shaking our room
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The people in the room next to us are having sex so rough that it’s shaking our room
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we are open.. at 10am…
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
we are open.. at 10am…
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I’ve moved a few tables down! I’m now located at ✨H-7✨ in the Artist Marketplace, located in the Artist Alley Hall.
Hope to see you there!
#mff #furry #furryart #midwestfurfest
Hope to see you there!
#mff #furry #furryart #midwestfurfest
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I’ve moved a few tables down! I’m now located at ✨H-7✨ in the Artist Marketplace, located in the Artist Alley Hall.
Hope to see you there!
#mff #furry #furryart #midwestfurfest
Hope to see you there!
#mff #furry #furryart #midwestfurfest
I wonder how many people are here for both MFF and RSNA…
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I wonder how many people are here for both MFF and RSNA…
I wonder if I can manifest a group of Furries at The Weiners Circle at 1AM…
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I wonder if I can manifest a group of Furries at The Weiners Circle at 1AM…
This looks like some shit from a Silent Hill game.
Hey, quick question about this photo from Epstein's island: What the fuck
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This looks like some shit from a Silent Hill game.
MFF keeps proving to be the worst of the big cons over and over again. Like I’m only going because I live here and already spent money on it but holy shit I might just skip next year and have a movie night with friends instead.
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
MFF keeps proving to be the worst of the big cons over and over again. Like I’m only going because I live here and already spent money on it but holy shit I might just skip next year and have a movie night with friends instead.
Why the fuck are people already at MFF, and why are they already horny?!?
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Why the fuck are people already at MFF, and why are they already horny?!?
What the fuck is this
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
What the fuck is this
I genuinely really appreciate my non-furry friends. They keep me grounded to reality in a way that seems impossible for the fandom to accomplish (I still love the fandom but damn it’s really a different parallel universe)
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I genuinely really appreciate my non-furry friends. They keep me grounded to reality in a way that seems impossible for the fandom to accomplish (I still love the fandom but damn it’s really a different parallel universe)
Japchae and waffles, truly the breakfast of chameons
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Japchae and waffles, truly the breakfast of chameons
An old Korean woman called me a foreigner and that’s actually the funniest shit ever
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
An old Korean woman called me a foreigner and that’s actually the funniest shit ever
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Been planning this for the last couple months, but for the first time I’ll finally be selling some coffee I’ve roasted for an MFF pickup! I’ll be doing a super limited run of it and you can fill out a form for it if you’d like to pick one up then!
forms.gle/NP151uYKwyvD...
forms.gle/NP151uYKwyvD...
MFF 2025 Animal Tracks Coffee Pickup
My name is Nat and I run a small micro-roastery called Animal Tracks. In some capacity, you may have had the coffee I've produced for a party I've ran. For the first time ever, I'll have these bags av...
forms.gle
November 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Been planning this for the last couple months, but for the first time I’ll finally be selling some coffee I’ve roasted for an MFF pickup! I’ll be doing a super limited run of it and you can fill out a form for it if you’d like to pick one up then!
forms.gle/NP151uYKwyvD...
forms.gle/NP151uYKwyvD...
The port authority bus terminal can eat my sweaty balls. I love when the signage says the express bus is at a platform but instead it’s a local. Waste of my goddamn time.
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The port authority bus terminal can eat my sweaty balls. I love when the signage says the express bus is at a platform but instead it’s a local. Waste of my goddamn time.
While my bike isn’t specifically on the list, I really don’t feel good about having its battery in my apartment… or in my possession in general…
CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Batteries for E-Bikes from Rad Power Bikes Due to Fire Hazard; Risk of Serious Injury or Death www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
While my bike isn’t specifically on the list, I really don’t feel good about having its battery in my apartment… or in my possession in general…
Someone waiting to board our plane was wearing a shirt that said “9/11 was an inside job” dude why on the plane?
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Someone waiting to board our plane was wearing a shirt that said “9/11 was an inside job” dude why on the plane?
I really don’t like technology anymore. Back in the 2000s and early 2010s everything had so much whimsy and was actually fun. Now everything is trying to wring you of every dollar and literally addict you while also killing the environment.
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I really don’t like technology anymore. Back in the 2000s and early 2010s everything had so much whimsy and was actually fun. Now everything is trying to wring you of every dollar and literally addict you while also killing the environment.