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@jarrettjawn.bsky.social
Words/Irrational Passions, @ign.bsky.social, UPROXX

Voice/Welcome to the Thing w/ @Ejsponge61.bsky.social & @tlfoster.bsky.social

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🚨 LIFEBAR ISSUE 004: SUMMER 2025 IMMINENT🚨

With contributions from:
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@letominor.bsky.social
@amisma.bsky.social
@jdharlock.bsky.social
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AUGUST 1ST!
Not for nothing, but you can't be the fitness guy and also be the no rep guy
In line for the TSA behind this guy
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
What I like about year end is that I’ll finally watch all the Tiny Desks I missed
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
A girl can’t even daydream about a deep dicking from the roach guy from Men in Black anymore
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
All we need is Sessler’s take, then HORSES can become grand slam champion of discourse
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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👀
December 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
El Clon serves a lot of fits for a dude who doesn’t wrestle #AEWDynamite
December 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Seems bad i dunno
Hi. There has been $38 million worth of activity on the game of the year results on gambling platform Polymarket.
December 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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If you haven't joined us on Patreon.com/SkyboxCritics yet, I STILL have good news for you!

You can listen to the first few episodes of our Patreon-exclusive video game book club & deep dive podcast, Skydive, right now

From now on, you can catch EVERY 3-month-old Skydive this way ❤️
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December 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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I'm a parrying skeptic, so I just had to reach out to a few folks (the devs behind Nine Sols, Ultrakill, Tails of Iron, Steel Carnelian) on how they design their parries, in Game Developer www.gamedeveloper.com/design/what-...
What goes into a good parry system?
The developers of Nine Sols, Ultrakill, and more explain how to make parrying fun in games.
www.gamedeveloper.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
If you're going back and forth in people's mentions in defense of Horses, I think you should probably also buy and play the game too as thats what will actually help the developer in the end
December 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Samus big timing the mark
Omg it’s Samus Aran
December 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I need @ceehawk.bsky.social to get to scoop on why EVIL's smoke too tuff, why his bitch too bad, why his swag too different
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
A shit head streamer has galvanized a bunch of people to hop in my mentions to tell me a 6 is too low for this game, btw
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 7d
Where Winds Meet players are solving riddles by simply telling the game's AI NPCs that they have solved the riddles. https://bit.ly/48zJejM
December 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Bro free Spotify is a miserable experience
December 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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HELLO. are you planning on attending PAX East 2026?

@shepardcdr.bsky.social and i are planning another installment of VG Tinder, our annual late-nite improv slideshow chaos party panel.

want to guest on it? we're looking for guests! first-timers encouraged! hit us up!
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Me when I MIB flashy thingy myself into forgetting that bears game today...
JUST KIDDING BITCHES
I LOVE FOOTBALL
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
For BWT: Have you heard the good news? @warframe.com has a hell of an update

**Taps earpiece**

Hold on… I’m getting clarification that Warframe is actually going TO Hell in the next update
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Nuzzi is like a second tier Batman character that has JUST ENOUGH criminal
ambition to get the attention of super villians
This is a lot, but (allegedly) Olivia Nuzzi sent a secret recorder with a sketch artist to tape Trump at Mar-a-Lago so she could feed campaign intel to RFK, where [pauses to take a breath] something Trump said about his assassination attempt “would shatter our understanding of recent history”??
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This is the most I’ve ever seen Okada bump in AEW lmao #AEWDynamite
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Excited to make a cup of tea strong enough to kill a Depression-era family of four
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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#AEWFullGear
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Take that turkey out NOW! NOW!!
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Babies first text block
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM