Jarlo
@jarlo.bsky.social
Philosomink who don’t post about philosophy.
It’s my knowledge, get your own philosophy degree you wisdom leech.
PFP: @gelki.bsky.social
Bi-Aro | He/They | Amateur Leather Crafter | 🔞 expect vore and musk.
It’s my knowledge, get your own philosophy degree you wisdom leech.
PFP: @gelki.bsky.social
Bi-Aro | He/They | Amateur Leather Crafter | 🔞 expect vore and musk.
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Jarlo
@jarlo.bsky.social
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You just know Trump gave real bad head to Clinton, cause if it was good he would have bragged about it on stage
Welp, didn't succeed. It is what it is. The last two weeks my local boss has been in contact with the union, the payment office, the highest boss in the org and the regional political departments, and it's just not legal for them to pay me more through any of those methods so uhhh.
Quit my job a few days ago, was promised a higher pay for months, and was then told no.
Suddenly they could offer higher pay, so I demanded to be retroactively paid for the many months they promised it for.
I doubt they’ll be able to meet that demand but lets see.
Suddenly they could offer higher pay, so I demanded to be retroactively paid for the many months they promised it for.
I doubt they’ll be able to meet that demand but lets see.
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Welp, didn't succeed. It is what it is. The last two weeks my local boss has been in contact with the union, the payment office, the highest boss in the org and the regional political departments, and it's just not legal for them to pay me more through any of those methods so uhhh.
Heard from a coworker the other week:
"I'm going to bring my kids to the chiropractor after this shift, they say it's really healthy for them to aget a good full body *CRACK* once a year!"
"I'm going to bring my kids to the chiropractor after this shift, they say it's really healthy for them to aget a good full body *CRACK* once a year!"
Going to work every day makes me want to scream:
Please, for the love of god, stop going to the chiropractor
But I know I’d just make enemies from poor victims of one of the most well established scams in society
Please, for the love of god, stop going to the chiropractor
But I know I’d just make enemies from poor victims of one of the most well established scams in society
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Heard from a coworker the other week:
"I'm going to bring my kids to the chiropractor after this shift, they say it's really healthy for them to aget a good full body *CRACK* once a year!"
"I'm going to bring my kids to the chiropractor after this shift, they say it's really healthy for them to aget a good full body *CRACK* once a year!"
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I’m back on my bullshit
Gonna make some big ass hoof boppers
Gonna make some big ass hoof boppers
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’m back on my bullshit
Gonna make some big ass hoof boppers
Gonna make some big ass hoof boppers
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Quit my job a few days ago, was promised a higher pay for months, and was then told no.
Suddenly they could offer higher pay, so I demanded to be retroactively paid for the many months they promised it for.
I doubt they’ll be able to meet that demand but lets see.
Suddenly they could offer higher pay, so I demanded to be retroactively paid for the many months they promised it for.
I doubt they’ll be able to meet that demand but lets see.
December 2, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Quit my job a few days ago, was promised a higher pay for months, and was then told no.
Suddenly they could offer higher pay, so I demanded to be retroactively paid for the many months they promised it for.
I doubt they’ll be able to meet that demand but lets see.
Suddenly they could offer higher pay, so I demanded to be retroactively paid for the many months they promised it for.
I doubt they’ll be able to meet that demand but lets see.
NFC declined my goat mask for a fursuit badge, so it'll be tricky to store it anywhere at the con.
Project: Add slightly more and more fur on the outfit till NFC recognizes it as a fursuit, starting with hands/hooves
Project: Add slightly more and more fur on the outfit till NFC recognizes it as a fursuit, starting with hands/hooves
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
NFC declined my goat mask for a fursuit badge, so it'll be tricky to store it anywhere at the con.
Project: Add slightly more and more fur on the outfit till NFC recognizes it as a fursuit, starting with hands/hooves
Project: Add slightly more and more fur on the outfit till NFC recognizes it as a fursuit, starting with hands/hooves
Quit my job a few days ago, was promised a higher pay for months, and was then told no.
Suddenly they could offer higher pay, so I demanded to be retroactively paid for the many months they promised it for.
I doubt they’ll be able to meet that demand but lets see.
Suddenly they could offer higher pay, so I demanded to be retroactively paid for the many months they promised it for.
I doubt they’ll be able to meet that demand but lets see.
December 2, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Quit my job a few days ago, was promised a higher pay for months, and was then told no.
Suddenly they could offer higher pay, so I demanded to be retroactively paid for the many months they promised it for.
I doubt they’ll be able to meet that demand but lets see.
Suddenly they could offer higher pay, so I demanded to be retroactively paid for the many months they promised it for.
I doubt they’ll be able to meet that demand but lets see.
I’m back on my bullshit
Gonna make some big ass hoof boppers
Gonna make some big ass hoof boppers
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’m back on my bullshit
Gonna make some big ass hoof boppers
Gonna make some big ass hoof boppers
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December 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Got bored and looked up Zippo hand tricks, and one of the tricks was just him running it against the table back and forth which turned it on, but also left two deep fucking scratches in the table
Then he followed it up with "The cool thing about this trick is you can also do it on your pants!" 🔥🔥🔥
Then he followed it up with "The cool thing about this trick is you can also do it on your pants!" 🔥🔥🔥
November 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Got bored and looked up Zippo hand tricks, and one of the tricks was just him running it against the table back and forth which turned it on, but also left two deep fucking scratches in the table
Then he followed it up with "The cool thing about this trick is you can also do it on your pants!" 🔥🔥🔥
Then he followed it up with "The cool thing about this trick is you can also do it on your pants!" 🔥🔥🔥
Tis almost the season to be jolly
November 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Tis almost the season to be jolly
Made meatless balls, served on rice with tzatziki
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Made meatless balls, served on rice with tzatziki
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These three rats are on a mission to look at kink art, please help them 🥺🐀🐀🐀
Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
These three rats are on a mission to look at kink art, please help them 🥺🐀🐀🐀
Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
Turns out, getting more centrist has an absolute nothing to do with being able to reach across the isle, and in American politics has only been fully detrimental effect.
Either that, or maybe the Democrats are just that fucking incompetent.
Either that, or maybe the Democrats are just that fucking incompetent.
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Turns out, getting more centrist has an absolute nothing to do with being able to reach across the isle, and in American politics has only been fully detrimental effect.
Either that, or maybe the Democrats are just that fucking incompetent.
Either that, or maybe the Democrats are just that fucking incompetent.
I get why some people feel need to know people's age in their bios and stuff, but putting your age in your bio is absolutely breaking internet safety 101, do not do it.
Above or below 18 is sufficient if you REALLY need to.
Above or below 18 is sufficient if you REALLY need to.
November 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I get why some people feel need to know people's age in their bios and stuff, but putting your age in your bio is absolutely breaking internet safety 101, do not do it.
Above or below 18 is sufficient if you REALLY need to.
Above or below 18 is sufficient if you REALLY need to.
A deer broke into my home and gave me a shovel then stole some of my snacks
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
A deer broke into my home and gave me a shovel then stole some of my snacks
I need to learn how to force myself to be social more
November 19, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I need to learn how to force myself to be social more
Getting ads for alzheimers tests y’all, it’s so over
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Getting ads for alzheimers tests y’all, it’s so over
You just know Trump gave real bad head to Clinton, cause if it was good he would have bragged about it on stage
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
You just know Trump gave real bad head to Clinton, cause if it was good he would have bragged about it on stage
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November 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
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And the most weasel is, of course, Chaykovskiy
June 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
And the most weasel is, of course, Chaykovskiy
Just got my first phishing attempt in my dm’s, we’ve made it!!!
November 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Just got my first phishing attempt in my dm’s, we’ve made it!!!
I need to make my ramen for more people
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I need to make my ramen for more people
Heartbreaking: You're trying to fall asleep to youtube slop, but your favorite youtube slob source actually uploaded some interesting slob that's hard to sleep to
November 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Heartbreaking: You're trying to fall asleep to youtube slop, but your favorite youtube slob source actually uploaded some interesting slob that's hard to sleep to
Reporting my own mother to the Hague for accidentally making chlorine gas cleaning the bathroom that one time
October 31, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Reporting my own mother to the Hague for accidentally making chlorine gas cleaning the bathroom that one time