hannah draper
@jankypants.bsky.social
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the jankier the pants, the player you get birdsite asylum seeker (formerly draperha) making this my new home type-a bureaucrat professionally pushing papers in/around the middle east. history nerd, arabist, turkophile, news junkie, perpetually tired
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jankypants.bsky.social
Worst breakdown sobbing I’ve had in the last five months was over a provider making me jump though a bunch of paperwork and scheduling hurdles before telling me they couldn’t do anything until I dealt with my depression. LADY 1200 OF MY COLLEAGUES WERE FIRED LAST WEEK, I AM DOING AS WELL AS I CAN
courtneymilan.com
Them: need help doing things?

Me: yes

Them: we have a doing things medication

Me: ooh

Them: hahahahaha guess what you have to do to get it?

Me: oh no

Them: things.
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timdickinson.bsky.social
The Portland ICE protest camp literally has a rack full of inflatable costumes for demonstrators who want to try one on...
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brianlyman.bsky.social
“One of them, Albert ‘Skip’ Caissie Jr., 78, said in a phone interview that he wasn’t aware that he was involved in a Supreme Court case.”
Who Are the Louisiana Voters Behind a Major Supreme Court Challenge?
www.nytimes.com
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waldo.net
The Supreme Court is so illegitimate that cases are often about fictional matters with plaintiffs who have been harmed in no way, now to the point where they are not aware that they are plaintiffs in a Supreme Court case.
brianlyman.bsky.social
“One of them, Albert ‘Skip’ Caissie Jr., 78, said in a phone interview that he wasn’t aware that he was involved in a Supreme Court case.”
Who Are the Louisiana Voters Behind a Major Supreme Court Challenge?
www.nytimes.com
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ianboudreau.com
Pretty sure I say this every Columbus Day, but getting hauled back to Spain for excessive brutality in 1500, just as the Inquisition was really getting fired up, is some genuinely Evil Guys Hall of Infamy material
jankypants.bsky.social
Watching SNL excerpts with the Hubs and my older kid, who commented, "I bet the president hates this! Why doesn't he stop this show?" Oh boy... so now we're doing a deep dive on comedy and the first amendment. Anyone got eight-year-old friendly Carlin recommendations?
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donmoyn.bsky.social
They cannot talk about the shutdown without lying.

There is no connection between troop payments and federal employee layoffs. Zero.

They are paying the troops with multiyear R&D allocations within DOD. This is also illegal by the way! But completely disconnected to the layoffs.
atrupar.com
WELKER: During the 2019 shutdown when Trump was president, no federal workers were laid off. Why are these firings necessary?

VANCE: Who do we care more about- federal bureaucrats or the troops getting the payment they need?

WELKER: But layoffs are a priority?

VANCE: They have forced us to choose
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hackermanhm.bsky.social
As an engineer, aviator, contemporary, and compatriot, No Kum-sok would surely have been aware of Maxime Faget, who made many contributions to the American space program.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxime_...
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benjaminharnett.com
This combination of words is striking me as mordantly funny this morning, @tomtomorrow.bsky.social.
An email from Kickstarter: “You just backed Our Long National Nightmare / Now you can follow its progress”.
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
(johnny cash voice)
take a guess, who just got, back today / them wild eyed boys, who you know had, gone away / hadn't changed much, had a lot to say

they was askin how you was, where you'd be found / the boys are, back in town
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petticoatdespot.bsky.social
Sex ed for young children focuses on teaching kids what touching is inappropriate and what to do about it, which *fights* child sex abuse. LGBTQ+ inclusion fights bullying.

These bigots call it "grooming" to teach kids to not bully and to report sexual abuse.

That's what's really sick.
ebonyteach.blacksky.app
One of the nastiest things from these nasty pieces of work has been the lie that kidlit creatives, teachers & librarians are somehow grooming kids.

Statistically, a parent, guardian, or other relative is more likely to be the perpetrator: www.nationalchildrensalliance.org/media-room/n...
National Statistics on Child Abuse - National Children's Alliance
A look at the scope of the problem of child abuse, including how it impacts kids, where and how it happens, and how CACs help.
www.nationalchildrensalliance.org
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
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sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
jankypants.bsky.social
Day five of working through a lapse of appropriations: why did I have four hours of interagency meetings at work today when we’re officially shut down
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lorennacleary.bsky.social
If you ever wanted to know what it looks like when a shit ton of bombs explode.

Tennessee found out this morning.

At least 19 people are missing after a weapons manufacturing plant exploded.
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nhannahjones.bsky.social
This was magnificent.
thedailyshow.com
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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gretchenmcc.bsky.social
Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
tweet from childish branzino @absflora:
timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.
jankypants.bsky.social
I accidentally crisped the snickerdoodle cookies too much... so now they're crumbled over ice cream. Win!
jankypants.bsky.social
Day four of working through a lapse of appropriations: okay so actually the weather is perfect today, and I’m blasting Wilson Pickett on my way to work. Not everything is terrible. (Yet!)
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.
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rosalialobue.bsky.social
Earthquakes at #MountEtna reveal magma ascent from deep to shallow crust. 🌋
Temporal variations in #bvalue track magma movement through the volcano’s plumbing system.

Read our new study in #ScienceAdvances ⬇️

www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...

#Volcanology #Seismology #EarthScience #ingv @science.org
Earthquake frequency-magnitude distribution at Mount Etna sheds light on magma ascent in the volcano’s plumbing system
Earthquake frequency-magnitude distribution tracks magma ascent from the deep crust to the surface.
www.science.org