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James Sheridan
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Expat Brit in the Pacific Northwest. Perpetually confused. Brain Swiss-cheesed by ADHD. Semi-Pro nerd. ⚽️ Spurs. ⚾️ Mariners. 🎸 Music. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Ally.

Not a fan of *gestures wildly in most directions* whatever the fuck this is.

An all-round good egg
Pinned
At some point the shoe is gonna drop.

It might be Epstein. It’ll probably be something else. His shrivelled heart might finally call time. Whatever. When it happens, the enabling sycophant rats are going to distance & disavow themselves of him quicker than a flash.

We simply cannot let them.
Appreciating that the assembly instructions for this IKEA chair have an official step to sit on the half-built chair and have a jolly little spin about.
January 11, 2026 at 6:13 AM
It is truly jarring just how laughably bad the US version of The Traitors is compared to the essential viewing that is the UK one.
January 11, 2026 at 12:35 AM
January 11, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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Once again, I am begging supposedly serious people & societal institutions not to normalize violating all of our international obligations, threatening to seize/acquire our closest allies, & generally treating the One Special Boy as if our entire edifice of institutions, laws, & norms do not exist.
January 10, 2026 at 7:20 PM
The same assholes who were clutching their pearls hard at people celebrating the death of a grifting, white supremacist, chinless fucknugget are now positively revelling in delight at the cold-blooded murder of a mid-Western millennial mom in a minivan.

Fuck ICE.
January 7, 2026 at 11:39 PM
January 7, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Just the wholesale pillaging of the country, no biggie.

It was never about regime change or removing a dictator, or helping the people of Venezuela, just simple asset stripping and cocksure braggadocio.
Trump on Venezuela oil:
January 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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The stupidest people in the world continue to get cheered on by those whose lives will only be made worse by their actions.

While the majority of us remain hostages to it all.

It's so bleak.
January 4, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Y’know I’m not sure today’s actions are really becoming of a FIFA International Prince of Peace.
January 3, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Another day, another notch on the international pariah state goalpost reached.
January 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Po-tay-toes.
January 1, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I’m taking Seattle’s Space Needle fireworks being rendered almost completely invisible by the thickest fog I’ve ever seen in this city as a cosmic signal that things can only get better. Happy New Year everyone!
January 1, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Awww man, the only worthwhile shop to ever appear in an airport departure lounge is closing. Sad times. #subpop #sea #seattle
Sub Pop Records
After 12 wildly improbable years of high-flying good times at Sea-Tac Airport, the Sub Pop Airport Store will be closing on December 31, 2025. Before we taxi off for good, come through and take some.....
www.facebook.com
December 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Objectively, this may be the actual funniest thing he's ever done.

I want to see his hot takes on Millard Fillmore and Warren Harding.
Per @garretthaake.bsky.social, the extremely tacky "presidential wall of fame" that lines the colonnade to the West Wing now has obviously-Trump-penned plaques insulting or praising the presidents.
December 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Pro tip: A vacuum is better than an iron. A vacuum is too heavy for her to hurl at your head on Christmas morning.
December 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Bye Thomas. #coys
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Fonts are woke now, ‘parently.

Truly the Comic Sans Administration.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
What?
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I guess this means a new Business Daddy for @lastweektonight.com.
Netflix to buy Warner Bros film and streaming businesses for $72bn
The major Hollywood deal means Netflix will takeover ownership of franchises including Harry Potter and Game of Thrones.
www.bbc.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
You okay Cloudflare? You look a bit... down.
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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Most accounts on Twitter turn out to be Russian MAGA bots. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Guys, I’m starting to think that maybe Thomas Frank isn’t it. 😬
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I dunno Squarespace, I think they might actually be a spambot. 🤷‍♂️
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM