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Jacob Blank @jacobblank.bsky.social · 1d

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Jacob Blank @jacobblank.bsky.social · 1d

🦠〰️🦠
orders open now–oct 17 midnight ct
🔗 www.shopjacobblank.com

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Jacob Blank @jacobblank.bsky.social · 1d

Vacations

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Jacob Blank @jacobblank.bsky.social · 1d

time isn't real, it's controlled by a hamster on a wheel which is why sometimes it's fast or slow.

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Jacob Blank @jacobblank.bsky.social · 2d

The Chicago Marathong

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Jacob Blank @jacobblank.bsky.social · 2d

@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social wears the new Roqgs Pullover which you can pick up at www.shopjacobblank.com now - Friday at midnight ct.

STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 2d

me, modeling my new @iamjacobblank jumper

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Jacob Blank @jacobblank.bsky.social · 3d

I think puppetry should be a bigger artform

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Jacob Blank @jacobblank.bsky.social · 4d

Oh sorry, everyone! Ellison, my AI assistant, was in charge of writing captions and went haywire (didn't feed him enough biomass). Nevertheless, orders are open now!

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Jacob Blank @jacobblank.bsky.social · 4d

here are three options for a funny shop announcement Bluesky post caption: “October. This website is filled with argumentative bots and cock. Deals on atylesz. Hey!”

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Jacob Blank @jacobblank.bsky.social · 4d

www.shopjacobblank.com

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Jacob Blank @jacobblank.bsky.social · 4d

here are three options for a funny shop announcement Bluesky post caption: “October. This website is filled with argumentative bots and cock. Deals on atylesz. Hey!”

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Jacob Blank @jacobblank.bsky.social · 7d

Sending my family a list of nature writing and lesbian poetry as a birthday wishlist

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Jacob Blank @jacobblank.bsky.social · 7d

Starting my water fast for a 3 hour movie tonight

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Jacob Blank @jacobblank.bsky.social · 8d

Gay people useless without AI like ok ChatGHB

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Jacob Blank @jacobblank.bsky.social · 9d

If you’re frugalmaxxing, you absolutely have to start bulk dry beans.

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Jacob Blank @jacobblank.bsky.social · 9d

Possible names:

Seams Good
Hem and Haw

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Jacob Blank @jacobblank.bsky.social · 9d

What did you say? Sorry, I was popping mustard seeds between my front teeth

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Jacob Blank @jacobblank.bsky.social · 9d

kinda want to start a sewing clinic at my library and make friends with old people

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Jacob Blank @jacobblank.bsky.social · 10d

Reached that phase of nature reading where I'm just staring at Harold Fisk's Mississippi Meander Maps

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Lucy (the) Stoole @tyislucystoole.bsky.social · 11d

The kind of energy everybody needs to be ready to bring in the face of this bullshit!

Morgan Elise J @morganelisej.thetriibe.com · 11d

Just witnessed Chicagoans following this undercover ICE vehicle (Black pick-up truck) heading south on Ashland honking their horns incessantly and alerting everyone that ICE was coming.