Unwell Mozart
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Unwell Mozart
@jackzweiblumen.bsky.social
· Oct 29
Ten Commandments seems excessive
Just don’t be a cunt
Just don’t be a cunt
👇 This is now my religion
Why can't people just explain things to me instead of being cunts?
December 9, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Why can't people just explain things to me instead of being cunts?
"The suspect was arrested on gun charges at a McDonalds in the central Pennsylvania city after an employee recognized him and called police."
How did the employee recognize him?
www.cnn.com/us/live-news...
How did the employee recognize him?
www.cnn.com/us/live-news...
Suspect in custody for UnitedHealthcare CEO’s killing: Live updates | CNN
Police are questioning a man in Altoona, Pennsylvania, in connection with the shooting and killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, two law enforcement officials familiar with the matter tell C...
www.cnn.com
December 9, 2024 at 10:14 PM
"The suspect was arrested on gun charges at a McDonalds in the central Pennsylvania city after an employee recognized him and called police."
How did the employee recognize him?
www.cnn.com/us/live-news...
How did the employee recognize him?
www.cnn.com/us/live-news...
If you haven't already, check out Aunt Bethany's filmography. She's a legend.
December 8, 2024 at 11:40 PM
If you haven't already, check out Aunt Bethany's filmography. She's a legend.
It wouldn't be super surprising if you could turn off the mode 3A Transponder in an Il-76
December 8, 2024 at 8:54 PM
It wouldn't be super surprising if you could turn off the mode 3A Transponder in an Il-76
I guess I didn't expect the NYPD to not suck, but it's bullshit that they released those photos of the guy's face who is clearly wearing a different jacket than their photos of the shooter. How bad can they be at their jobs?
#ACAB
#ACAB
December 6, 2024 at 1:30 PM
I guess I didn't expect the NYPD to not suck, but it's bullshit that they released those photos of the guy's face who is clearly wearing a different jacket than their photos of the shooter. How bad can they be at their jobs?
#ACAB
#ACAB
44% of federal inmates are incarcerated for drug offenses
December 5, 2024 at 10:45 PM
44% of federal inmates are incarcerated for drug offenses
There should be a viking biathlon which includes rowing and fencing
December 3, 2024 at 2:17 PM
There should be a viking biathlon which includes rowing and fencing
Democratic Senators, if you can't get the votes to block Trump's appointments, then I beg you to at least make the confirmation hearings as funny as possible
December 3, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Democratic Senators, if you can't get the votes to block Trump's appointments, then I beg you to at least make the confirmation hearings as funny as possible
Billionaires should pay taxes
November 30, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Billionaires should pay taxes
There's a good chance this man has brought you a significant amount of joy
November 30, 2024 at 3:26 PM
There's a good chance this man has brought you a significant amount of joy
The pirate accent comes from the 1950 movie, Treasure Island
November 30, 2024 at 2:19 PM
The pirate accent comes from the 1950 movie, Treasure Island
The term "house slippers" implies the existence of "going out slippers"
November 29, 2024 at 1:31 PM
The term "house slippers" implies the existence of "going out slippers"
Every president since Lincoln (exclusive) was alive while Herbert Hoover was alive.
I'm not sure if that would have been true for Kamala Harris or not
I'm not sure if that would have been true for Kamala Harris or not
November 28, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Every president since Lincoln (exclusive) was alive while Herbert Hoover was alive.
I'm not sure if that would have been true for Kamala Harris or not
I'm not sure if that would have been true for Kamala Harris or not
For those of you new here, remember there's no need to bring stuff from the Bad Place over here
November 28, 2024 at 3:31 PM
For those of you new here, remember there's no need to bring stuff from the Bad Place over here
When should I take my turkey out of the freezer?
November 28, 2024 at 2:22 PM
When should I take my turkey out of the freezer?
Was the look of SNL's Church Lady character based on Philo Cramer?
November 26, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Was the look of SNL's Church Lady character based on Philo Cramer?
Mandela Effect of the Day:
Chupacabra was first sighted in 1995
Chupacabra was first sighted in 1995
November 24, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Mandela Effect of the Day:
Chupacabra was first sighted in 1995
Chupacabra was first sighted in 1995
I think Bluesky is getting a little dumber
November 24, 2024 at 12:32 PM
I think Bluesky is getting a little dumber
This is your reminder to use all the road that's safe and legal to use.
It's there for a reason, it's okay to use it all.
Except if you're not passing, move to the right
It's there for a reason, it's okay to use it all.
Except if you're not passing, move to the right
November 24, 2024 at 12:28 PM
This is your reminder to use all the road that's safe and legal to use.
It's there for a reason, it's okay to use it all.
Except if you're not passing, move to the right
It's there for a reason, it's okay to use it all.
Except if you're not passing, move to the right
If a picture is worth 1000 words how many words is a gif worth?
November 23, 2024 at 5:01 PM
If a picture is worth 1000 words how many words is a gif worth?
I hope dem senators are preparing their asses off for confirmation hearings
November 21, 2024 at 5:36 PM
I hope dem senators are preparing their asses off for confirmation hearings
A prayer can be an apostrophe
November 17, 2024 at 2:44 PM
A prayer can be an apostrophe
Is the idea behind deleting all your tweets so that the Bad Place can't benefit from your IP?
November 17, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Is the idea behind deleting all your tweets so that the Bad Place can't benefit from your IP?