Jack Guignol
@jackguignol.bsky.social
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Dolorous Exhumation Press | Tales of the Grotesque and Dungeonesque blog | co-host of the Bad Books for Bad People podcast | linktr.ee/Misterguignol
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If you've ever wanted to hear me go off about "elevated" genre tomfoolery, now's your chance to drink deep of my scorn.
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The scariest thing about October is constantly being jump scared by everyone's awful takes on horror movies
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I think this called a "switch"
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Saw a windshield decal that had a pair of handcuffs beneath the word "Proud." What do we reckon: cop or kinky?
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horrorfilms101.bsky.social
It took AI to convince me the human soul exists in much the same way it took a bar full of stripper vampires to convince Harvey Keitel that God exists.
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Oh, trust me, none of these freaks has been to therapy. And they're not really mentally better off by the end of things.
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One of my main characters is depressed and unable to evaluate herself clearly, another is too dim to really be introspective. (The latter character experiences some emotions she doesn't understand, and instead of thinking about it she does some push-ups instead.)
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I feel safe saying I avoided doing...those things.
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I would honestly *love* to see your list of therapy phrases/stock phrases. Not joking in the least.
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I wouldn't pay someone to look at my novel as a writing coach, but I would pay someone to check for therapy speak. (I *assume* I didn't do that, never having been to therapy, but this shit enters your mind through unfortunate exposure to people who want to tell you about their therapy journey.)
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High-toned son of a bitch!
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"Zoinks, Scoob! That thing just ripped off Velma's head!"
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New potion just dropped for my fellow alchemists
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When a famous musical artist I don’t care about / don’t like releases a new album I simply ignore it and don’t listen to it, which apparently makes me unique in this day and age
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And it isn't exactly ancient history!
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Lockerbie? I don't even know 'er!
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Right it's like, yeah man, I get it, you weren't born yet, but just a cursory search will get you there!
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It's exasperating how youtubers who make their livings "explaining things" act like history doesn't exist if they don't already know about it. Had to turn off a video when the guy said that "terrorism wasn't really a thing in the 80s." My brother, look up plane hijackings, or Ireland, or Lebanon, or
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if you announce that you're breaking up with Nicole Kidman because she wanted too much sex you need to do it at a press conference where you're in a full body cast. just a little slit in the head area where a pair of wild, haunted eyes are staring out
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Made a big mistake asking for feedback on my novel at the start of football season
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Didn't get a Total Party Kill in tonight's Call of Cthulhu game, but three outta four ain't bad.
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There is something ineffably sad about watching a man get arrested in front of his dog