The Sequel......

Not to be the Joke Explainer but honestly the truth of the matter is somehow both crazier and entirely unsurprising, real sonofabitch Magic up in here. JD whining about how Yawgmoths is all banned, this deck isn't like other decks, just let him play it c'mon

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"reblag to fuck me nasty" is so good

Yeah alright

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There's an antibot mechanism but don't worry about it

It is fucked up, but true

Oh no I've tried to talk to them, they are reflex beings, they are mechanoloids

I was talking about how the idea of P-zombies was a stupid joke until I remembered that every furry has gotten at least one new note on Furaffinity that says only "hi"

No it turns out that P-zombies are real, you can really exist without qualia, operating entirely on muscular instinct like a spider

Scrimblo-bimblo mode, YECOOL

I HAD AN IDEA AND @lord-cryptid.bsky.social MADE IT REAL!!

message from acquaintance: hi. is that okay to say.

message from my dear friend who I have known for years and years, unpromptedly: [link to a tweet they saw containing an upsettingly high resolution generated image depicting four of the primary beatles in chastity gear] how's work these days

I do not know what Game of Thrones is either, I understand she is very popular though :)

When people talk about "Three Houses Discourse" I don't know what that is :)

I will cook and eat Loot Magicthegathering

Monch kings

"The culture has moved on from thinking that sneaking right up to the line of racism is new and edgy, because it was new and edgy for thirty or forty years, and I am so offended" will never cease to amaze

Shut up and start making jokes about clandestine CIA dicksucking operations or something

Write down your findings, then we will know
And you can have funding for the next experiment, because you already produced one

Try it again

I only know about badass things that rule, all lame things find no purchase in my mighty brain

Beyblades in the Dark

Its unassuming
People don't understand what the Jitte is going to do to them

I think its fucked up that you can afford to put an Umezawa's Jitte in most voltron decks -- $10-15 is not a lot to ask for the asskickings that a properly applied Jitte dishes out