Matt
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Watch out “5th best record in the national league in the second half”, “fourth or fifth best OPS in the postseason” is coming for you
Oh you better believe I can do the whole Del the Funky Homosapien part from Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz
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Gotta respect the hater behavior from the current occupant of the Throne of St Peter
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
Many people are saying future #1 pick Fernando Mendoza of Indiana University
Happ leads in the all important metric “we have to give it to someone, and he won it last year”
The number of fans willing to let Tucker go and put Caissie in is maddening
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Celebrating the reason for the season
Wiki page for filmmaker Chris Columbus
Threendiana baby
Indiana climbs to No. 3, its highest Top 25 ranking in history, behind Ohio State and Miami. See where other teams rank. bit.ly/42BaUT2
Make sure to cut a check to Uncle Pete for his senate campaigns
And so ends Kyle Tucker’s tenure with the Cubs
Hey Moises, we haven’t given you an at bat, but please go save our season
Craig is going to keep Ballesteros and Alcantara on the bench when half the lineup is hitting like .138
This entire season
CUBS
SCORE RUNS
IN A GAME
CUBS DON'T
SCORE RUNS IN A GAME
Perfectly balanced...
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...As all things should be
Taking strike 3 looking with runners on really is the full Ian Happ experience
I bet Jacob Misiorowski is clicking his lucky mechanical pencil in the dugout
I’m happy I spelled medieval close enough for autocorrect to kick in correctly
Daniel Palencia throws 102, but with the precision of medieval catapult
Cubs are at it again (making me mad)
Ian Happ wakes up after a good game at the plate and thinks “what if I just stop hitting entirely”