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Matt
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Not on the rug, man
Many people are saying this
Something interesting I just noticed scrolling on my phone: Indiana Football is 12-0 and is playing in the B1G Title Game on Saturday
December 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
L O fucking L
December 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
No, in that they didn’t plan on spending anyway
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My Spotify wrapped said my favorite genre is “anxious dad rock”, and I spent 13,459 minutes “listening while spiraling at your desk”
December 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Have we tried using this on social media?
December 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
UK ‘not in favor’ of dimming the sun, but open to differing perspectives
Today in extremely normal headlines
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Still blows my mind that Indiana football is playing in the Big Ten championship game, and it’s a toss up
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Ah the RSN whose whole offseason programming strategy is showing the Kerry Wood 20 strikeout game and the Sandberg game on repeat is not doing well financially
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Door city over here
December 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
That’s right
INDIANA WINS THAT OLD OAKEN BUCKET
Indiana win
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
12-0 Indiana Football
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
NCAA releases statement: “We do not fully understand the forces at work inside Indiana’s offensive line, but we urge the public to remain calm.”
PAT good. No. 2 Indiana 35, Purdue 3, 7:37 left 3Q. #iufb
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Many people are saying Roman Hemby
Touchdown Indiana. Hemby bounces off tackle and outruns a lot of black and gold down the sideline from 82 yards out. #iufb
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Centerfold by the J Geils Band certainly is a choice as you go to commercial in a college football game
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
That’s Gold Glove winning Guy Darwin Barney
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
IU
Interception Indiana. Ryan Browne scrambled and just made a bad decision. Amare Ferrell skipped in front of it on his way out of bounds. IU ball at the plus 47. #iufb
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Bears win. I now demand 70 from the Hoosiers.
🏈 CHI 24 - 15 PHI
FINAL

❌ No Scorigami. That score has happened 9 times before.

Last time: Nov 26, 2023
Atlanta Falcons defeated New Orleans Saints
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Why does Post Malone always look damp
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I would die for Prada the bulldog
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Here’s the English cocker spaniel, Sussex setter, Cornwall pointer, Nottingham retriever, Northumbria spaniel, Mercian retriever, Gloucester spaniel, Devon setter, Oxford pointer, red Oxford pointer, red and white Oxford pointer, and the York spaniel.
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Somewhere there is a 55 year old divorced guy who wakes up with back pain who is the perfect target audience for this Debbie Gibson/Serta float
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
New sequence of words: “Lindt Chocolate, in collaboration with the estate of Whitney Houston…”
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Continuing my tradition of saying every marching band at the Macy’s parade “sounds a little brassy”
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM