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Not on the rug, man
That’s right
INDIANA WINS THAT OLD OAKEN BUCKET
Indiana win
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
12-0 Indiana Football
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
NCAA releases statement: “We do not fully understand the forces at work inside Indiana’s offensive line, but we urge the public to remain calm.”
PAT good. No. 2 Indiana 35, Purdue 3, 7:37 left 3Q. #iufb
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Many people are saying Roman Hemby
Touchdown Indiana. Hemby bounces off tackle and outruns a lot of black and gold down the sideline from 82 yards out. #iufb
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Centerfold by the J Geils Band certainly is a choice as you go to commercial in a college football game
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
That’s Gold Glove winning Guy Darwin Barney
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
IU
Interception Indiana. Ryan Browne scrambled and just made a bad decision. Amare Ferrell skipped in front of it on his way out of bounds. IU ball at the plus 47. #iufb
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Bears win. I now demand 70 from the Hoosiers.
🏈 CHI 24 - 15 PHI
FINAL

❌ No Scorigami. That score has happened 9 times before.

Last time: Nov 26, 2023
Atlanta Falcons defeated New Orleans Saints
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Why does Post Malone always look damp
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I would die for Prada the bulldog
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Here’s the English cocker spaniel, Sussex setter, Cornwall pointer, Nottingham retriever, Northumbria spaniel, Mercian retriever, Gloucester spaniel, Devon setter, Oxford pointer, red Oxford pointer, red and white Oxford pointer, and the York spaniel.
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Somewhere there is a 55 year old divorced guy who wakes up with back pain who is the perfect target audience for this Debbie Gibson/Serta float
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
New sequence of words: “Lindt Chocolate, in collaboration with the estate of Whitney Houston…”
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Continuing my tradition of saying every marching band at the Macy’s parade “sounds a little brassy”
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
JB knows ball
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Going to love to hear how Jed and company really put in a competitive offer, but it just wasn’t enough
BREAKING: The New York Post has learned Dylan Cease to Blue Jays. $210M, 7 years
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I have trouble getting a good WiFi signal in my basement, I think the barrier is winning
Calling up Spectrum with some questions
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I remember this scene in Redwall
It's a beautiful day. We just dropped new merch for the first time in a year.

merl-shop.co.uk

(and, yes: we ship internationally!)

🧵
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Indiana Basket Ball
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Worrying about eating North African cuisine because of Hannibal’s destruction of the Roman legions at the Battle of Cannae
November 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Accepting all cookies so the website isn’t mad at me
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Ryan Pizza and Olivia Gnocchi are the Italian exchange students at Hogwarts
Imagine how much more compelling this whole affair would be were we talking about Ryan Pizza and Olivia Gnocchi.
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Nothin' lasts forever
And we both know hearts can change
And it's hard to hold a candle
In the cold November rain
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
He has hundred of pages in a folder on his desktop labeled “fix later”
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM