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Joe @isthisshiton.bsky.social · 1h

Be in all his own movies looking like he don't know how he got hired.

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Phat Bottom Betty @the-cigar-girl.blacksky.app · 1h

He’s the Tyler Perry of the thriller world

Joe @isthisshiton.bsky.social · 15h

M Night Shalamar KEEPS getting a movie budget & I don't know why. Sixth Sense? Good. Signs? Watchable. Everything else?

a man speaking into a microphone with the words chocolate this is doo doo baby below him

ALT: a man speaking into a microphone with the words chocolate this is doo doo baby below him

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Boo-sty Cackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 3h

I don’t give the faintest fuck about that. I care that she had the integrity of wet cardboard. If she wants to hear dirty talk from a leathery modem that’s her choice, but she did so at the expense of journalistic trust and now she’s profiting off it

Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 5h

Everyone in my feed is shitting on Nuzzi. Meanwhile, the other person in the saga is now destroying the medical community and endangering public health.

But let’s slut shame Nuzzi.

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 16h

Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...

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Yebisu Fisherman @yebisu-dragon.bsky.social · 3h

Olivia Nuzzi was writing hit pieces on Joe Biden while conducting a secret sexual affair with his political opponent in the Presidential election. Condemning that isn’t slut shaming, it’s corruption shaming and ethics shaming. Nuzzi should never work in journalism again.

Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 5h

Everyone in my feed is shitting on Nuzzi. Meanwhile, the other person in the saga is now destroying the medical community and endangering public health.

But let’s slut shame Nuzzi.

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 16h

Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...

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Air-rum @aarum.bsky.social · 3h

It’s hard to take over people that are fed up. It’s not going how they thought it would. WE ARE TIRED. SHE CUSSED THEM OUT

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 1h

So Mario 2 is just a retelling of exodus. Wild.

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Joe @isthisshiton.bsky.social · 1h

AFLAC!

Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 2h

you do not need matching Phd's in the relationship

she is a GIRL... that likes ducks... Lock in my brother in Christ

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 2h

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 3h

Good morning from my phone

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 3h

that's what happens when your favorite color is 5 and then you grow up

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 3h

Called that baby "Sweet Pinky" on the day of her birth. Told her he wanna see her in the color velvet. Vel. Vet. Color.

a woman in a blue dress says that 's wild while smiling

Alt: a woman in a blue dress says that 's wild while smiling

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Adelita for Congress @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social · 17h

Speaker Johnson, you ready to swear me in?

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Joe @isthisshiton.bsky.social · 4h

I've only seen churlish used on that substitute teacher, Key & Peele skit.

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Joe @isthisshiton.bsky.social · 4h

Who?!

Mike Jones @mjwh24.bsky.social · 4h

Joe @isthisshiton.bsky.social · 4h

She didn't wear pink for YOU

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Cocoa Chaos @seauxcocoa.bsky.social · 4h

On my birthday??? Really??? Thats what we doing on the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty five, on this 15th day of October???

Licker1 @add2minus2.bsky.social · 5h

Pink doesn't look good on you, let me see velvet on you. Sweet pinky

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Joe @isthisshiton.bsky.social · 4h

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Cocoa Chaos @seauxcocoa.bsky.social · 5h

Happy Wednesdee!!!
We made it to midweek pals!!

On this particular Wednesday its my 48th trip around the sun. Grateful for another one. Cheers to Libra szn!

And as always in Wednesdays we wear pink!
Get those boobies checked!
#BreastCancerAwarenessMonth

Cocoa in pink Adidas on her birthday on a Wednesday

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Q. 🇵🇷♍ @boredvirgo.us · 6h

Me: *goes into Active Directory before my password expires and sets it to my existing password which is complex enough*

Joe @isthisshiton.bsky.social · 6h

The password is password, but when I put it in it said it was incorrect. Then when I changed it to password it said I couldn't use an existing password.

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ᴾᵃᵖⁱ ᴄʜɪᴄʜᴏꜱ ᴬᵏᵃ ꜱʜᴀᴍɪʀ ᴍᴏᴏʀᴇ 🥷⃤ @igotyoedges.blacksky.app · 6h

Because I need them to forget the previous passwords the same way I did 😭

in open rebellion. @down2marsgirl.bsky.social · 6h

That "please dont use one of the last xyz passwords" is really what be sending me.

Joe @isthisshiton.bsky.social · 6h

The password is password, but when I put it in it said it was incorrect. Then when I changed it to password it said I couldn't use an existing password.

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Joe @isthisshiton.bsky.social · 6h

It felt bad because of what we have become used to this season, but 300 yards & 16 points isn't really bad. And compared to pre Brent, it's glorious. We just can't get great offense & defense at the same time. I think Bennie F'd the o-line worse than we thought.

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Rhome @thevibeconductor.bsky.social · 16h

DC, we're going to sing the songs and hug. Might pour libation.

For D'Angelo
Wed. Oct 14, 2025 6-11p
Hush Harbor
1337 H St NE WDC

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in open rebellion. @down2marsgirl.bsky.social · 6h

That "please dont use one of the last xyz passwords" is really what be sending me.

Joe @isthisshiton.bsky.social · 6h

The password is password, but when I put it in it said it was incorrect. Then when I changed it to password it said I couldn't use an existing password.

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Tee Jackson ♋️ @spicenosugar.bsky.social · 6h

I’m triggered 😂😂

Joe @isthisshiton.bsky.social · 6h

The password is password, but when I put it in it said it was incorrect. Then when I changed it to password it said I couldn't use an existing password.

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le wooberine @woobewty.bsky.social · 9h

yall 😭

a threads screenshot from user @/mvalrie

Has the Grim Reaper been replaced by a male Instacart shopper? Because he's putting everything in the cart but what we ordered. 🕊️😕

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