Alyssa 💎💐🌿
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hang this in the louvre (there's room now)
I mean…
My Legends Za prediction: Az somehow dies in the end and we’re bequeathed his Floette
Yeah, no, I don’t like where they went with this one
I’m really not liking the story of Pokemon legends ZA
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To be anti fascist is to be pro Palestine.

To be against Ice is to be against the IOF— they are the same dehumanization in different uniforms.

To believe in justice is to believe it should exist everywhere.
hey just an fyi if you see someone at your anti-authoritarianism event advocating for palestine, don’t be like this lady who doesn’t understand that the u.s. government is funding a genocide led by a deranged authoritarian government abroad.

it’s not a good look. please stop doing this.
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Idc, "4 people disguised as construction workers heisted the Napoleon family jewels from the Louvre in 7 minutes by rolling up to the second-storey window on a basket lift" is an objectively hilarious event
I’m really not liking the story of Pokemon legends ZA
got my first shiny in ZA! Scatterbug!
Legends ZA is lowkey pissing me off
Fly continues to be my favorite Pokemon move
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“just one more Z-A Royale”
statements of the deranged playing pokemon at 1 AM
This squirrel was going freaking ham on a nut today
Pokemon Legends Z-A is French propaganda
Gnawing at my cage bars waiting for Pokemon Legends Z-A to be playable
I tried to open my door and it felt like someone was holding it shut, that’s nice
A lot of Pokemon names sound like slurs when you think about it
I tried on my senior prom dress and it was still cute
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I drew a little guy for the @pokeearthcollab.bsky.social meowth collab. It's always fun joining in for these mini collars!
Unrelated, but one of my mom’s friends ripped her top off and ran boobs out towards Johnny Cash at a concert once screaming “I love you Johnny!” My mom and her friends had to tackle her
wtaf are you talking about
We should let baby alligators out into the canals of Venice and see what happens
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I think "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" exemplifies American culture more than any other art piece.

Most cultures' folklore involves cautionary tales warning people not to tempt the devil.

The American version has the challenger win because he is way cooler than the devil.

Yea, that sums it up.
I started lifting weights just so I could get a high score on one of those punching arcade machines
I keep fat fingering the bookmark button on random posts
I cut like six inches off of my hair on a whim and it looks so much better
No matter how many times I mute T***** S**** and everything about her, Bluesky forces me to see her