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When I put you close to me, I can feel eternity. Nothing is beyond our reach.
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Hoy les quiero hablar de mi nuevo avatar. Lo saqué de la portada de un disco de Alessandro Magnanini.

Mi trauma con el disco fue realmente por una sola canción, con Rosalia De Souza. Me traumé tanto… además que me recuerda a esa época cuando tenía novio.

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hoping that half of these hotties at the gym would just pin me to a wall and do whatever they want to because they be big and sweaty and hot
December 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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México obliga a Google a eliminar restricciones de Android y abre la competencia en sistemas operativos móviles
México obliga a Google a eliminar restricciones de Android y abre la competencia en sistemas operativos móviles
Google deberá eliminar cláusulas que limitaban a los fabricantes, lo que les permitirá producir y vender dispositivos con sistemas operativos distintos a
buff.ly
December 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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lo siento pero respirar el aire de los ventiladores de la steamdeck es como oler un coño nunca tienes suficiente 💅
December 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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Yo cada vez que veo a un chico mono por redes, o conozco a alguien interesante:
December 17, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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Another guy who sat next to me and did nothing through like 3 of my sets in the gym.

Maybe that’s my mutation. I transfer my laziness to others in my vicinity when I exert myself🥴Would be kinda fun
December 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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every corner store in NYC has a gentrification drink fridge and then like a regular soda diabetes drink fridge I always feel at such a crossroads making my beverage decision
December 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Random PSA: Mpox is still circulating. If you didn't get both vaccine doses back in 2022, you can still get them. You can ask that the vaccine be given subcutaneously (which doesn't cause a rash). I recommend doing this, not just for your own safety but for you friends and neighbors.
December 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Primary finding is that millennials are terrible at finding the porn they like. “Fetish”?
Maybe generational divides are real
December 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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just watched wicked for good in 4DX and it was cute except for when elphaba and fiyero fucked and they activated the prostate punchers in the seat
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Intenté ir a un nuevo lugar a que me rebajaran. Pero justo cuando voy legando veo todo apagado y veo que me mandaron mensaje que el chico que iba a hacer el trabajo "se accidentó" (siempre salen con alguna excusa)

Una puta hora de camino para pinches nada. Qué coraje.
December 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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drawing of a girl
December 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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GUYS HELP I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
He notado también que me gustan mucho las canciones que tienen ritmo como de banda de guerra en los videojuegos.

Igual no conozco tantisísimas canciones, pero hay varias que se me vienen a la mente:
December 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Where does this lead to?
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Preorders open now!

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Rebuild of Evangelion
PLAMAX AAA Wunder

From "Rebuild of Evangelion" comes a plastic model of AAA Wunder, WILLE's main aerial battleship.

Preorder: https://goodsmile.link/i6syqI

#goodsmile
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
My most-used emojis in 2025:

1. 🔥 (187×)
2. 😳 (157×)
3. 🫣 (148×)
4. 😮‍💨 (142×)
5. 🙈 (132×)

anisota.net/harvest

Yo las mas caldufa, di jajaja
December 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Here are the accounts I interacted with the most on Bluesky in 2025 in terms of overall engagements:

1. @al3xhh.com
2. @enriqueagainstgod.bsky.social
3. @jorgearchie.bsky.social
4. @lilhigo.bsky.social
5. @juanferdiaz.bsky.social

See yours here: anisota.net/harvest
December 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Las personas con las que más interacciones tuve en Bluesky en 2025 🕺🏽❤️

1. @puesyanimodo.bsky.social
2. @whynotjose.bsky.social
3. @isramen.com
4. @valatiled.bsky.social
5. @grietz13.bsky.social

See yours here: anisota.net/harvest
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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These Spotify & Apple music wrapped list said
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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YouTube unveils personalized year-end recap feature based on your watch history:

“You’ll get a set of up to 12 different cards that spotlight your top channels, interests, and even the evolution of your viewing habits, or which personality type you fall into based on the videos you loved to watch.”
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Entre que no puedo ir al gym y que estoy comiendo turrón por encima de mis posibilidades, este Mario chonky me representa mazo
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Casting is now limited to older TVs and streaming devices, with access also being limited to users with ad-free subscriptions.
Netflix Removes Casting From Phones To ‘Most’ TVs—Here’s What Still Works
Casting is now limited to older TVs and streaming devices, with access also being limited to users with ad-free subscriptions.
www.forbes.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM