Ian Sammis
@isammis.bsky.social
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Low-level tech peon; I've also physicsed, written, mathed, and arted for food.
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Sorry about the duplicate post — having some network issues.
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It’s only non-existent when the last of us agrees to shut up. We won’t.

It’s under threat for sure, though.
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It’s only non-existent when the last of us agrees to shut up. We won’t.

It’s under threat for sure, though.
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"Socialism is the belief workers should own the methods of production. We're _gangsters_, not _socialists_."
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“We thought we had no scruples, but Trump went so low we found some in the basement.”
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It’s really only an issue if you try to fluoridate holy water, because you get a side reaction:

NaF+Jehovah—>NaJehova + HF

causing issues both with religion and with dangerous hydrofluoric acid.
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But it’s worse than that. The effect of fluoridation was discovered in, IIRC, Colorado, where the water is naturally fluoridated. So is Colorado just in a kind of natural state of satanism? Enquiring minds want to know!
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“Even with????”

Those were demonstrably not steps that did anything positive.

This feels like the bullshit framing to set up “well, we tried everything, but it didn’t work so we need to raid social security.”

“What about taxing the rich?”

“SIC ’EM, ICE!!!!!!!l”
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"I'd named it Freddy. It was the best of teleprompters. I'm awarding it the Medal of Freedom posthumously next week. The teleprompter died a hero."
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I mean, a good story normally needs two sides in conflict. If we actually produced meaningful amounts of coffee, that'd be easy; it'd be "consumers want cheap coffee" vs "farmers want to make a decent living."

Instead we get "consumers want cheap coffee, but that shit's pointless."

Weak sauce.
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Sure, but pointing that out is supposed to be a key media function.

Instead we get this weird article where we're shamed for wanting coffee, but with half the article missing. An article like this _should_ be accompanied by interviews of people benefitting from the tariffs, but... there aren't any.
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There’s a lot of dancing around an obvious unasked question here too.

Q: Why are tariffs increasing coffee prices so much?
A: Because we don’t produce much coffee domestically.

UNASKED Q: So what’s the point of the tariffs, then? What domestic industry are we supporting?
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At this point the news is precisely The Bullhorn of the Rich.
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Well, yeah. They're lazy as all hell. It's much easier to terrorize good people than to catch bad ones.
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Stay strong, man. There aren't enough good people out there — we need everyone we've got.
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Unless Trump does something so horrific that a LOT of Republican Congresspeople and Senators suddenly remember that they have jobs and constitutional responsibilities and so on, we're in for at least a few more bad years. /3
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As long as Trump is president, we're _all_ bad Americans as seen from outside the US. If we want to change that, we've got to get Trump out of office.

Yes, that's a heavy lift. No, there's no better way (well, we could all try to simultaneously flee the country, but I don't think that works). /2
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I'm seeing a lot of US citizens who seem to be horrified that Canadian boycotts are hitting them when they didn't even vote for Trump.

The thing is... from outside the country, no-one cares.

Foreign nationals aren't going to try to calibrate boycotts to only hit "bad" Americans. /1
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The US has nearly five times France's incarceration rate. The folks who would be out in the streets every day all day building guillotines are already in prison.

We didn't suddenly "turn fascist" last November. We've been drifting that way for decades. Trump just made it impossible to ignore.
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That's really not relevant outside our borders. Foreign nationals aren't required to do purity tests on each and every US citizen to see which are "good ones."

When we're run by an idiot, everyone suffers. It's on us to get rid of Trump, and until we do our foreign trade is going to suffer.
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The new anime season just started, so I'm in the "watch everything to find 5-6 good shows" stage.
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Unfortunately, those of us who match your description are mostly the ones wearing the masks and the tactical cosplay.
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I can’t seem to get my fellow Americans to understand that citizens of other countries aren’t actually obliged to calibrate their responses according to our internal politics. We have to get rid of Trump. Until then, we all suffer, because that’s what happens when an idiot runs your country.
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The article is paywalled, but:

If he voted for Trump, sucks to be him. “Oh no, my actions had consequences” is the least mature complaint in existence.

If he couldn’t bring himself to vote—same difference.

If he voted for Harris—be mad at Trump, my dude, not Canada.
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I don’t think they forgot. I think they lost track of the difference between reality and fiction — they imagined themselves living in a low-budget political thriller, with a powerful conspiracy working to frame Trump.

Back here in reality, he was convicted because he’s a con artist.