"We're a race of warriors with... a rather sordid history.

And... not really. Those islands were torn out of the ground during whatever cataclysm broke the Hex, but we adapted."

((I need this game so fucking bad

"Yeah sure. Why not."

The Zeti snarled; more of her strength was coming out, as she started throwing harder and harder punches, advancing on Safi, bloodthirst evident in her eyes.

And the air was starting to get colder too. The echidna was VERY close to pushing her over the edge...

"Shut. UP."

"I'M RIGHT HERE YOU 𒊀𒋀𒆭𒁭𒁠𒂠𒑊𒃠𒆭𒀠𒆠𒁠𒋠𒃀𒑊𒊀𒄠𒁠𒋀𒄠𒄀𒀀𒂠-"

"...wait... is *that* what Babylonian sounds like???"

"...Oh shoot, I'm probably an alien too."

Shadow...Shadow.

The joke is that I AM an alien.

That's the joke.

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"Why is Shadow a blob again"

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"You are not helping your case-"

"...Iiiii'm not. Going to comment."

((Fire away gamers

"Yeah you really aren't."

"You sound like Zazz-"

"What even was it, anyway? I noticed you guarding your midsection a lot. I assumed some kind of injury or something."

"Excuses, excuses. If I learned anything valuable from that walking inferiority complex Zavok, it's that any weakness you have can and will be exploited if your enemy knows what they're doing."

Flips him right back, grinning.

"I guess I'm the better bio-weapon."

Sprays with mace.

"Hey Shadow, how's your arm."

:)

"How does it feel to somehow fumble godlike power?"

"We bury the body and take it to our graves"

"How's it feel to have zero canon appearances?"

"Guy-that-got-tricked-into-depowering-himself says what?"