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Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 4d

"Yeah, cause you kept SHOVIN' at me, you dopey idiot!"

As if to accentuate his words, the seabird presses his palms up against Kiburi's shoulder and gives him a rough shove of his own.

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Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 5d

"Heh...like it!," the seabird proudly puffs out his chest.

"Got da recipie while we was in Spagonia!"

𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚄𝙻𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙰𝚃𝙴 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝚃𝙾𝚃𝚈𝙿𝙴 @pen-ultralifeform.bsky.social · 5d

" Hey?! " Well, that goes his second lunch...

" ..Fine... " He takes a bite of his SINGLE sandwich and... It's delicious!

Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 5d

At which point, the seabird snatches back one of them.

"One."

"You get one...just like everyone else."

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Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 5d

[ Storm immediately pulls the plate away. ]

"Nuh-uh! You ain't takin' another!"

"I ain't no screwup! And I'm tired of ya tellin me dat I am!"

𝘒𝘙𝘠𝘗𝘛 @kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · 5d

[ Another bite— ]

" Ya say tha', but then ya tend t' jus' ... "

[ A small hand wave, as he gave off a hoggish snort . ]

" Mess up th' finer details o' important things . Hell, 'm shocked ya didn't smother it in sauce ... "

[ ... one last bite, immediately reaching for another sandwich— ]

Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 5d

Storm's face lit up at first...though quickly faded away.

"Well...y-yeah, but...den it wouldn't be da same kinda sandwich. I wouldn't be doin' da origins of da recipe any justice."

"And whaddya mean, someone like me? I know what I'm doin!"

Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 5d

"Hey, whaddya doin!? Dis ain't yours, ya chump! So cut it out and-"

As he struggled with Kiburi, the albatross began to lose his footing and...SPLAT...the entire platter came crashing to the ground in a mess.

"H-HEY! LOOK AT WHATCHA DID!"

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Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 5d

Storm's face lit up at first...though quickly faded away.

"Well...y-yeah, but...den it wouldn't be da same kinda sandwich. I wouldn't be doin' da origins of da recipe any justice."

"And whaddya mean, someone like me? I know what I'm doin!"

𝘒𝘙𝘠𝘗𝘛 @kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · 5d

[ ... a low gulp . ]

" ... ya definitely know how t' make a decent sandwich . Th' cheese t' meat ration 's on point, n' th' sauce spread 's jus' right .

I would've added sum' onions, sum' red peppers, pickles, a decent amount o' BBQ n' hot pepper ranch sauce, n' sum' vinegar t' it, but ... 'm —

Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 5d

[ Storm watched silently, hands clasped together in eager anticipation to see what the kangahog would think of his cooking. ]

Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 5d

At which point, the seabird snatches back one of them.

"One."

"You get one...just like everyone else."

𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚄𝙻𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙰𝚃𝙴 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝚃𝙾𝚃𝚈𝙿𝙴 @pen-ultralifeform.bsky.social · 5d

Without a word an orange blur swipes two unclaimed sandwiches.

How did he even get on the ship?

Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 6d

Storm is currently loading a plate full of croque monsieur sandwiches into a toaster oven.

Ham and parmesan sandwiches with worcestershire sauce then topped with more cheese and sauce.

As always...he's making a little too much for just the Rogues, so anyone's free to grab a bite.

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Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 5d

"For you, lil spud, you can take as much as ya'd like!"

Grinning ear-to-ear, he offers the whole plate forward.

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Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 5d

[ Storm watched silently, hands clasped together in eager anticipation to see what the kangahog would think of his cooking. ]

𝘒𝘙𝘠𝘗𝘛 @kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · 5d

[ A brow raised ... ? ]

[ ... taking one, and he'd tear an entire half off, quietly chewing . ]

Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 6d

Storm is currently loading a plate full of croque monsieur sandwiches into a toaster oven.

Ham and parmesan sandwiches with worcestershire sauce then topped with more cheese and sauce.

As always...he's making a little too much for just the Rogues, so anyone's free to grab a bite.

Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 5d

Storm shook his head, still playing keep-away with a hand pressed to the boar's chest.

"Da rest of dese are for da Babylon Rogues, ya chump! I already warned ya once, keep yer greasy mitts to yerself!"

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Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 6d

(( Ooops I responded to a regular reply with a quote but uhhh screw it I've got a headache and can't think gud no mores. ))

Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 6d

"No need."

"Yer a Rogue, after all. We look out for each other. Dat's what da Boss tells me and dat's what I'll tell you."

Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 6d

"That would be very much appreciated, Storm. Please let me know if there's anything I can do to repay you."

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Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 6d

For just a moment, Storm had a strange moment of deja vu...like this has happened before.

Just to be safe, he was holding his plate away from the boar...just in case they had any funny ideas about getting seconds.

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Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 6d

"Y'know, I could always send ya somethin' every now and den so you don't have to deal with microwave trash."

"Nobody should ever have ta use a microwave ta make nuthin'."

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Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 6d

The seabird lets out a low growl, but eventually concedes.

He hands Kiburi a small plate with a single sandwich one it.

"Ya get one. Try ta take any more and I split ya in half just like dis sandwich."

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Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 6d

Storm is currently loading a plate full of croque monsieur sandwiches into a toaster oven.

Ham and parmesan sandwiches with worcestershire sauce then topped with more cheese and sauce.

As always...he's making a little too much for just the Rogues, so anyone's free to grab a bite.

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Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 7d

"DON'T INTERRUPT ME WHEN I'M DOIN' EENIE MEENIE MINEY MOE."

Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 7d

The seabird points at Sonic.

"𒄀𒄀𒋠𒁠𒄀"

Then at himself.

"𒈀𒄀𒄀𒋠𒁠𒄀"

Then at Sonic again.

"𒈀𒁠𒋠𒄀𒌠"

And again at himself.

"𒈀𒀭𒄀"

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Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 7d

"𒁠𒑑𒈀𒑊𒀀𒑊𒃀𒄀𒋠𒄀𒋀𒁠𒀠𒑊𒃠𒊠𒄀𒀀𒆠𒑊𒀀𒋠𒂠𒑊𒁠𒑑𒈀𒑊𒋠𒀭𒋀𒑊𒋠𒀭𒊠𒈀𒀀𒇠𒑊𒊀𒀭𒑊𒌠𒀭𒆭𒑊𒃀𒀭𒋀𒑊𒀀𒑊𒋀𒆤𒄀𒋠𒋀𒌠𒑚𒃠𒁠𒆀𒄀𒑊𒀀𒋀𒑊𒁀𒄀𒊀𒋀𒑊𒀀𒋀𒑊𒁀𒄀𒀀𒋀𒑊𒈀𒄀𒑋𒑊𒋀𒄠𒄀𒋠𒑊𒌠𒀭𒆭𒑊𒀀𒂠𒂠𒑊𒆠𒆭𒊠𒋀𒑊𒀀𒋠𒃀𒇠𒄀𒑊𒋀𒀭𒑊𒋀𒄠𒄀𒑊𒈀𒁠𒊤𒑎𒑊𒌠𒀭𒆭𒊠𒑊𒀠𒄠𒀀𒋠𒀠𒄀𒊀𒑊𒀭𒃠𒑊𒆤𒁠𒋠𒋠𒁠𒋠𒃀𒑊𒂠𒊠𒀀𒊀𒋀𒁠𒀠𒑊𒃀𒀭𒑊𒂠𒀭𒆤𒋠𒑋"

"𒌠𒀭𒆭𒑊𒊀𒄀𒄀𒑊𒀀𒋀𒑊𒋀𒄠𒄀𒑊𒋀𒄠𒊠𒄀𒄀𒑚𒆤𒀀𒌠𒑊𒀀𒋀𒑊𒊀𒀀𒀠𒊠𒁠𒃠𒁠𒀠𒄀𒑊𒌠𒀭𒆭𒑊𒃀𒀭𒋀𒑊𒀀𒑊𒐃𒐃𒑊𒐁𒑜𒐃𒊠𒂠𒑊𒁭𒄀𒊠𒀠𒄀𒋠𒋀𒑊𒀠𒄠𒀀𒋠𒀠𒄀𒑊𒀭𒃠𒑊𒆤𒁠𒋠𒋠𒁠𒋠𒃀𒑋𒑊𒁀𒆭𒋀𒑊𒈀𒄀𒑎𒑊𒁠𒑑𒆀𒄀𒑊𒃀𒀭𒋀𒑊𒀀𒑊𒐆𒐆𒑊𒀀𒋠𒂠𒑊𒐂𒑜𒐃𒊠𒂠𒊀𒑊𒁭𒄀𒊠𒀠𒄀𒋠𒋀𒑊𒀠𒄠𒀀𒋠𒀠𒄀𒑋"

Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 7d

(( Since this obviously isn't gonna be in google translate... ))

Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 7d

"𒌠𒀭𒆭𒑊𒆠𒋠𒀭𒆤𒑊𒋀𒄠𒄀𒌠𒑊𒊀𒀀𒌠𒑊𒀀𒇠𒇠𒑊𒈀𒄀𒋠𒑊𒀀𒊠𒄀𒑊𒀠𒊠𒄀𒀀𒋀𒄀𒂠𒑊𒄀𒄭𒆭𒀀𒇠𒑌𒑊𒁀𒆭𒋀𒑊𒌠𒀭𒆭𒑊𒇠𒀭𒀭𒆠𒑊𒀀𒋀𒑊𒈀𒄀𒑊𒀀𒋠𒂠𒑊𒌠𒀭𒆭𒑊𒇠𒀭𒀭𒆠𒑊𒀀𒋀𒑊𒊀𒀀𒈀𒀭𒀀𒑊𒈠𒀭𒄀𒑊𒀀𒋠𒂠𒑊𒌠𒀭𒆭𒑊𒀠𒀀𒋠𒑊𒊀𒄀𒄀𒑊𒋀𒄠𒀀𒋀𒑊𒊀𒋀𒀀𒋀𒄀𒈀𒄀𒋠𒋀𒑊𒁠𒊀𒑊𒋠𒀭𒋀𒑊𒋀𒊠𒆭𒄀𒑋𒑊𒋠𒀭𒊠𒈀𒀀𒇠𒇠𒌠𒑊𒁠𒃠𒑊𒌠𒀭𒆭𒑊𒆤𒄀𒊠𒄀𒑊𒋀𒀭𒑊𒃀𒀭𒑊𒀭𒋠𒄀𒑊𒀭𒋠𒑊𒀭𒋠𒄀𒑊𒆤𒁠𒋀𒄠𒑊𒀀𒋠𒀭𒋀𒄠𒄀𒊠𒑊𒆤𒊠𒄀𒊀𒋀𒇠𒄀𒊠𒑌𒑊𒌠𒀭𒆭𒑊𒃀𒀭𒋀𒑊𒀀𒑊𒃠𒁠𒃠𒋀𒌠𒑚𒃠𒁠𒃠𒋀𒌠𒑊𒊀𒄠𒀭𒋀𒑊𒀀𒋀𒑊𒆤𒁠𒋠𒋠𒁠𒋠𒃀"

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Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 8d

"Bring it on, leatherface! I'll skin ya and make a handbag outta yer hide!"

Storm was getting straight to business, throwing his weight into a bull-headed charge before extending his arm out to try and clothesline the croc.

Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 8d

Don't need a time and place. I'll beat ya stupid right here, right now!

Vector @lazychaotix.bsky.social · 8d

Oh yeah? I'll have you crying to your other bird lowlifes in seconds. Name a time and place, bozo.

Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 8d

What's dat suppos'ta mean!? A chump like you oughtta be honored I'm even considerin' throwin' hands wit you!

Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 8d

"Dat's da kinda talk I love ta hear! I'm good anytime, pal!"

LuKhun @avioletstorm.bsky.social · 13d

"Me too friend! Let's spar sometime!"

Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 13d

"Uh...I dunno what we're fightin' 'bout, but I always love ta fight!"

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Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 8d

What's dat suppos'ta mean!? A chump like you oughtta be honored I'm even considerin' throwin' hands wit you!

Vector @lazychaotix.bsky.social · 8d

And why would I waste my time picking a fight with you of all people?

Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 8d

Oh yeah? Well if dat's da case, you ain't gonna have any problems pickin' a fight wit me.

If you ain't lyin' through yer teeth.

Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 8d

Oh yeah? Well if dat's da case, you ain't gonna have any problems pickin' a fight wit me.

If you ain't lyin' through yer teeth.

Vector @lazychaotix.bsky.social · 8d

Well, I'm sorry that I don't lift semi trucks on a regular basis. And I lift WAY more than what you say I do, birdy.

Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 8d

Dis is muscle, chump. Real muscle, da type fer liftin' semi trucks over yer head.

What's da most you lift? Some diapers for da little twerp ya got followin' ya around?