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Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 6h

"Jet is getting thoroughly mindfucked this morning."

Cloud, you may wanna rephrase that...

"It's a rare sight, because usually he's the one doing the fucking—"

CLOUD.

"— so it is extremely entertaining watching the tables turn on him."

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Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 19h

// Your OCs are plenty interesting you hush.

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Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 22h

// Cloud will hug the shit out of her because she knows exactly what that's like. 🥺

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Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no. There's that familiar tightness in her chest. The overwhelming dread in her gut. She rubs at the former, as if that could stop the adrenaline flooding her system.

Just breathe, Cloud. Jet would never let that happen. Not in a million years.

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Kage @kages-log.bsky.social · 1d

"A few well placed bombs can take care of you and the crew, not scared of you.

Sky would love any excuse to murder you tho, I'm sure I can get her a body and she can do that...."

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1d

"Hmm, sounds like a mistake."

"You should add us to the list."

"Like, right away."

Kage @kages-log.bsky.social · 1d

"Babylon rogues are considered as one and not on the list."

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Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 1d

"I-I never said you couldn't..."

Wilting a bit now. She should've seen this coming. Stupid move on her part.

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1d

"Yeah well that's just cause I've got powerful legs. I can totally jump WAY higher than you ever could!"

Oh dear he's mentally tunnel-visioning.

Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 1d

"I would jump, but not like THAT. You shot like three feet in the air!"

Her grin falters a little when she realizes something. Might be a good idea to check in and make sure he wasn't taking this personally.

"... You know I'm just giving you crap, right? A little lighthearted jab?"

Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 1d

"I would jump, but not like THAT. You shot like three feet in the air!"

Her grin falters a little when she realizes something. Might be a good idea to check in and make sure he wasn't taking this personally.

"... You know I'm just giving you crap, right? A little lighthearted jab?"

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1d

"C'mOOOOOOOOOOON!"

"You try not jumping when someone just lets out a shriek like that about two feet away from your face!"

Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 1d

CACKLING.

"I'm sorry, I had to!"

Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 1d

CACKLING.

"I'm sorry, I had to!"

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1d

"SHUT"

Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 1d

😐

"And he says he doesn't have a big startle response..."

Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 1d

// She's a baby give her a chance. 😭

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Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 1d

😐

"And he says he doesn't have a big startle response..."

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Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1d

AAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Leaps into the air, startled.]

Froggy @lilypadhopping.bsky.social · 1d

( STARTS SHRIEKING? )

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 2d

[Offering the screwdriver]

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⠀ᴹᵉᵐᵉⁿᵗᵒ╱ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐈 @veilofmortality.bsky.social · 1d

Those sporadic fragments of memories keep scaring me awake at night.

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Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 2d

// Me when anyone shows me their phone bc I'm light sensitive and everybody thinks it's cool to max out their brightness settings—

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Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 2d

// When this man locks in, he LOCKS IN.

... And then he acts like it's the most mundane thing in the world.

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 2d

(( So y'know how in the first race of #CWGrandPrix Jet came back from nearly dead last, completely itemless, just because he was racing like a boss? ))

(( Yeah this shit is canon. ))

(( I was just trying to save the monster truck for a last minute push turns out it's my victory lap celebration. ))

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Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 3d

"Oh..."

Dropping the silliness immediately. This is a little more serious than she anticipated.

"Do you wanna talk about it?"

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 3d

"The former."

"Some bad memories crept in while I was trying to get back to sleep and I just left myself angry."

Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 3d

"Is this a woke up on the wrong side of the bed kind of thing, or did someone already decide to be an ass-licking penis?"

Harsh words, but she's mostly just trying to make Jet laugh in her usual way.

Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 3d

"Is this a woke up on the wrong side of the bed kind of thing, or did someone already decide to be an ass-licking penis?"

Harsh words, but she's mostly just trying to make Jet laugh in her usual way.

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 3d

One of those mornings where I just wanna grab some asshole by the hair and scream at them and force them to listen.

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⠀ᴹᵉᵐᵉⁿᵗᵒ╱ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐈 @veilofmortality.bsky.social · 4d

Within the inner heart I plead for you to talk to me. I wanna hear all the good and bad 、the new stories you have.

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Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 4d

"To be fair, I don't think she'll let me do it either... Even though I'm probably the most artistic person on this ship."

Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 4d

"Pffft."

"I think this is why Wave doesn't let you do any of the paint jobs."

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 4d

I honestly can't believe I've never done this ONCE with an extreme gear until now.

Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 4d

// Perfectly timed posts.

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Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 5d

Her own face lights up and she swerves around the plate to give Storm the biggest hug she can manage.

"You're the best, big guy."

And now she's plucking a second sandwich from the pile. The first gets stuffed in her mouth in an almost comical manner as she wanders off to find a Ziploc bag.

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⠀ᴹᵉᵐᵉⁿᵗᵒ╱ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐈 @veilofmortality.bsky.social · 6d

If you can’t be cheerful 、be as cheerful as you can.

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Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 5d

"Master chef Storm strikes again!"

She grins as she swipes a sandwich. Just as she's about to take a bite though, she pauses.

"Hey, since you made extra, can I get another one of these to-go? I've got a friend in the hospital who could use a pick-me-up."

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Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 6d

Wheeze. Jet, why?

"Basically."

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 6d

"So like that Pop Team Epic skit where they're in prison and they're swearing allegiance to the Yakuza but because they can't get sake they just cut a lemon in half and lick it and their faces go all SCRUUUUUUNCH?"

Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 6d

"No, yours is more chaotic than anything. With him, I feel like someone stuffed a lemon in my mouth."

Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 6d

// Because capitalism.

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