Renault Amamiya
@cardinalrenault.bsky.social
Mechanic by day, Phantom Rogue by night. Owner of Cardinal Motors. #sonicrp
Pinned
"𝔖𝔥𝔬𝔴 𝔪𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔪!"
> 𝐹𝑜𝓇𝓂𝑒𝓇 𝓂𝑒𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑅𝑒𝓈𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒
> 𝕆𝕨𝕟𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝 𝕄𝕠𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕤
> 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖒 𝕽𝖔𝖌𝖚𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕭𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖑𝖔𝖓
#MVRP
#SonicRP
(Mun is over 18)
(Art is not mine)
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> 𝐹𝑜𝓇𝓂𝑒𝓇 𝓂𝑒𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑅𝑒𝓈𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒
> 𝕆𝕨𝕟𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝 𝕄𝕠𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕤
> 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖒 𝕽𝖔𝖌𝖚𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕭𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖑𝖔𝖓
#MVRP
#SonicRP
(Mun is over 18)
(Art is not mine)
bsky.app/profile/card...
"Don't forget overpricing the shit out of everything because fuck it, people will buy it anyway."
I mean you're both companies that garner cult-like brand loyalty and abuse it by removing cool features and making half-finished products.
Kiiiinda accurate.
Kiiiinda accurate.
Fuck off Disney
Comparing me to Apple is a shit similarity.
Comparing me to Apple is a shit similarity.
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
"Don't forget overpricing the shit out of everything because fuck it, people will buy it anyway."
How it started:
Renault scoffed. "Hmph, if you genuinely think Sonic's that much of a 'hero', then I've got a bridge to sell you."
How it went:
Renault scanned the chasm using the scouter of his comms device. "Yeah, I think the bridge can span this. You'll have to connect the ends with it yourself"
Renault scoffed. "Hmph, if you genuinely think Sonic's that much of a 'hero', then I've got a bridge to sell you."
How it went:
Renault scanned the chasm using the scouter of his comms device. "Yeah, I think the bridge can span this. You'll have to connect the ends with it yourself"
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
How it started:
Renault scoffed. "Hmph, if you genuinely think Sonic's that much of a 'hero', then I've got a bridge to sell you."
How it went:
Renault scanned the chasm using the scouter of his comms device. "Yeah, I think the bridge can span this. You'll have to connect the ends with it yourself"
Renault scoffed. "Hmph, if you genuinely think Sonic's that much of a 'hero', then I've got a bridge to sell you."
How it went:
Renault scanned the chasm using the scouter of his comms device. "Yeah, I think the bridge can span this. You'll have to connect the ends with it yourself"
"...Why the hell is Dr. Aquene posting horny on main?"
November 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"...Why the hell is Dr. Aquene posting horny on main?"
(Watching MoistCritikal's videos on the r/art subreddit mod meltdown, and I'm just like, "If this is the lengths people go to to prove they're right, then I'm perfectly fine being wrong.")
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
(Watching MoistCritikal's videos on the r/art subreddit mod meltdown, and I'm just like, "If this is the lengths people go to to prove they're right, then I'm perfectly fine being wrong.")
"...Fuck you, Sega, that's not just a low blow, that's a fucking dick punch."
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"...Fuck you, Sega, that's not just a low blow, that's a fucking dick punch."
("If you just practice, you'll get better!")
(Me, having been RPing for ~20-odd years now and still complete trash at it:)
(Me, having been RPing for ~20-odd years now and still complete trash at it:)
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November 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
("If you just practice, you'll get better!")
(Me, having been RPing for ~20-odd years now and still complete trash at it:)
(Me, having been RPing for ~20-odd years now and still complete trash at it:)
Renault would be in his Phantom Rogue alter-ego, watching over underground street races, and having just gotten into an argument with one of the more haughty racers after insulted Jet.
"Look, all I'm sayin' is that turkey talks a big game but won't actually be serious about backing it up."
"Look, all I'm sayin' is that turkey talks a big game but won't actually be serious about backing it up."
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Renault would be in his Phantom Rogue alter-ego, watching over underground street races, and having just gotten into an argument with one of the more haughty racers after insulted Jet.
"Look, all I'm sayin' is that turkey talks a big game but won't actually be serious about backing it up."
"Look, all I'm sayin' is that turkey talks a big game but won't actually be serious about backing it up."
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…I came to feel that everything was my fault. Far from becoming enraged 、I could not utter a word of complaint.
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
…I came to feel that everything was my fault. Far from becoming enraged 、I could not utter a word of complaint.
"Oh, c'mon guys, I'm not thrilled with Shadow either, but now you're just being dicks."
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"Oh, c'mon guys, I'm not thrilled with Shadow either, but now you're just being dicks."
"Ok, status update, still feeling out of it, but maybe I'll return to something resembling normalcy tomorrow."
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"Ok, status update, still feeling out of it, but maybe I'll return to something resembling normalcy tomorrow."
"Yeah, back from the post office, laid down for a bit, can about 75-90% confirm...I'm high as a kite. No idea why or how, though.
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
"Yeah, back from the post office, laid down for a bit, can about 75-90% confirm...I'm high as a kite. No idea why or how, though.
"So..."
"Last night is one hell of a blur..."
"All I remember is the song Mississippi Queen and some freaky drug trip visual of Jet leaving racers in the dust while piloting his Extreme Gear with a Guitar Hero controller..." --
"Last night is one hell of a blur..."
"All I remember is the song Mississippi Queen and some freaky drug trip visual of Jet leaving racers in the dust while piloting his Extreme Gear with a Guitar Hero controller..." --
November 20, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"So..."
"Last night is one hell of a blur..."
"All I remember is the song Mississippi Queen and some freaky drug trip visual of Jet leaving racers in the dust while piloting his Extreme Gear with a Guitar Hero controller..." --
"Last night is one hell of a blur..."
"All I remember is the song Mississippi Queen and some freaky drug trip visual of Jet leaving racers in the dust while piloting his Extreme Gear with a Guitar Hero controller..." --
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(( Please stop me ))
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
(( Please stop me ))
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(( God I love being equal parts fucking STUPID but also good at racing games. ))
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
(( God I love being equal parts fucking STUPID but also good at racing games. ))
@jetthehawk.bsky.social "I dunno whether to be impressed, punch you in the face, or stand aside and let Wave wrench you for plugging a Guitar Hero controller into your Extreme Gear and using it to ride around."
"The impressed part comes from the fact you *still* managed to kick ass and take names."
"The impressed part comes from the fact you *still* managed to kick ass and take names."
November 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
@jetthehawk.bsky.social "I dunno whether to be impressed, punch you in the face, or stand aside and let Wave wrench you for plugging a Guitar Hero controller into your Extreme Gear and using it to ride around."
"The impressed part comes from the fact you *still* managed to kick ass and take names."
"The impressed part comes from the fact you *still* managed to kick ass and take names."
"...HOW THE FUCK IS JET SMOKING EVERYONE IN THAT CROSSWORLDS GP WHILE PILOTING HIS EXTREME GEAR WITH A GODS DAMNED GUITAR HERO CONTROLLER?!"
"I mean, I've seen him do some crazy shit before, but holy fuck."
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"I mean, I've seen him do some crazy shit before, but holy fuck."
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Weer_Dough - Legend win with a Guitar!
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November 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
"...HOW THE FUCK IS JET SMOKING EVERYONE IN THAT CROSSWORLDS GP WHILE PILOTING HIS EXTREME GEAR WITH A GODS DAMNED GUITAR HERO CONTROLLER?!"
"I mean, I've seen him do some crazy shit before, but holy fuck."
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"I mean, I've seen him do some crazy shit before, but holy fuck."
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@jetthehawk.bsky.social "JET! NO! DON'T TRY TO CONTROL YOUR EXTREME GEAR WITH A GUITAR HERO CONTROLLER! JET!!!!"
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November 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
@jetthehawk.bsky.social "JET! NO! DON'T TRY TO CONTROL YOUR EXTREME GEAR WITH A GUITAR HERO CONTROLLER! JET!!!!"
"Ew. Who put their IDW in Jet's CrossWorlds?"
Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - New Free Characters Update
NiGHTS - December 2025
AiAi - January 2026
Tangle & Whisper - February 2026
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NiGHTS - December 2025
AiAi - January 2026
Tangle & Whisper - February 2026
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November 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"Ew. Who put their IDW in Jet's CrossWorlds?"
Renault was sitting in the garage lobby, looking irritable.
He hadn't eaten anything at all today.
He COULDN'T eat anything at all.
He had a doctor's appointment and needed to do bloodwork, so no food until afterwards.
He hadn't eaten anything at all today.
He COULDN'T eat anything at all.
He had a doctor's appointment and needed to do bloodwork, so no food until afterwards.
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Renault was sitting in the garage lobby, looking irritable.
He hadn't eaten anything at all today.
He COULDN'T eat anything at all.
He had a doctor's appointment and needed to do bloodwork, so no food until afterwards.
He hadn't eaten anything at all today.
He COULDN'T eat anything at all.
He had a doctor's appointment and needed to do bloodwork, so no food until afterwards.
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IF HE DIDN'T WANT ME TO MAKE FUN OF HIM HE WOULDN'T BE SO SLOW.
BRO'S THE TYPE OF SLOWPOKE IT TAKES HIM HALF AN HOUR TO COOK A BAG OF MINUTE RICE.
BRO'S THE TYPE OF SLOWPOKE THEY DON'T TIME HIS LAPS WITH A STOPWATCH, THEY TIME 'EM WITH A CALENDER.
BRO'S THE TYPE OF SLOWPOKE IT TAKES HIM HALF AN HOUR TO COOK A BAG OF MINUTE RICE.
BRO'S THE TYPE OF SLOWPOKE THEY DON'T TIME HIS LAPS WITH A STOPWATCH, THEY TIME 'EM WITH A CALENDER.
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
IF HE DIDN'T WANT ME TO MAKE FUN OF HIM HE WOULDN'T BE SO SLOW.
BRO'S THE TYPE OF SLOWPOKE IT TAKES HIM HALF AN HOUR TO COOK A BAG OF MINUTE RICE.
BRO'S THE TYPE OF SLOWPOKE THEY DON'T TIME HIS LAPS WITH A STOPWATCH, THEY TIME 'EM WITH A CALENDER.
BRO'S THE TYPE OF SLOWPOKE IT TAKES HIM HALF AN HOUR TO COOK A BAG OF MINUTE RICE.
BRO'S THE TYPE OF SLOWPOKE THEY DON'T TIME HIS LAPS WITH A STOPWATCH, THEY TIME 'EM WITH A CALENDER.
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Words hurt. Don't be a bully.
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Words hurt. Don't be a bully.
"Ugh, I've felt like shit for 3 days now."
"That's it, no more taking my morning meds at buttfuck-o'-clock in the morning."
"That's it, no more taking my morning meds at buttfuck-o'-clock in the morning."
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"Ugh, I've felt like shit for 3 days now."
"That's it, no more taking my morning meds at buttfuck-o'-clock in the morning."
"That's it, no more taking my morning meds at buttfuck-o'-clock in the morning."
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"Oh Gods, so it's true. The security in the Louvre was *pathetic*."
"Oh Gods, so it's true. The security in the Louvre was *pathetic*."
The Louvre's Video Surveillance Password Was 'Louvre' - Slashdot
A bungled October 18 heist that saw $102 million of crown jewels stolen from the Louvre in broad daylight has exposed years of lax security at the national art museum. From trivial passwords like 'LOU...
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November 6, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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"Oh Gods, so it's true. The security in the Louvre was *pathetic*."
"Oh Gods, so it's true. The security in the Louvre was *pathetic*."
"Fair enough, I prefer iced tea myself too, but hot tea's supposed to help with a sore throat."
He takes a sip, then recoils, like he's trying to suck on his upper beak as he hisses a bit.
Too hot.
He blows on the mug a bit, trying to cool it down before he leans in and takes another very, very, very tiny sip.
Too hot.
He blows on the mug a bit, trying to cool it down before he leans in and takes another very, very, very tiny sip.
"Look, honey's good for a sore throat, alright?" He responded, seeing the irritated glare.
Soon, he would have a cup of tea he'd place in front of Jet. "Here, try this, see if it makes your throat less sore. Probably best to go see Dr. Aquene, too."
Soon, he would have a cup of tea he'd place in front of Jet. "Here, try this, see if it makes your throat less sore. Probably best to go see Dr. Aquene, too."
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"Fair enough, I prefer iced tea myself too, but hot tea's supposed to help with a sore throat."