(Watching MoistCritikal's videos on the r/art subreddit mod meltdown, and I'm just like, "If this is the lengths people go to to prove they're right, then I'm perfectly fine being wrong.")

"Oh, c'mon guys, I'm not thrilled with Shadow either, but now you're just being dicks."

"Damn, Jet, you burned him so bad, he became an alcoholic."

"Ugh, Halloween's coming up, but I'm not really feelin' it this year...

I dunno, what costume do you guys wanna see me in? Kiryu or Postal Dude?"

@babylonbrute.bsky.social "DAMMIT STORM, THE BOSS SAID WE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DROP THEM!"

"Prawn, you say?"

"Ugh, do I really gotta do this? Fine..."

#SeductiveSundae

(Stolen because I'm in a bit of a depression rn)

【Ｓｕｂｊｅｃｔ：　Ｒｅｎａｕｌｔ　Ａｍａｍｉｙａ】

(Crap, thought I fixed all the repeated artist entries. Here's what they should say)

"A bit late, yeah, but I feel like my mixtape would be one of those that Boss would look at and ask me 'Dafuq kinda music do you listen to?'"

"...Except for Catch Me If You Can, he'd probably approve of that."

(wtf)

"Yes, I worked with Sonic when Eggman took over the world. Am I proud of it? The saving the world part, yes. The working with Sonic part...I've grown to regret it..."

- Former Rookie of the Resistence
- Owner of Cardinal Motors in Metal City
- Secret Babylon Rogues member
- Art not mine

@babylonbrute.bsky.social "Uh, Storm? I think Boss has gone loopy."

(Kinda feel like establishing Renault's character for Bluesky. Dunno how well this'll work, I'm not as popular as most)

"Oh. Right."

Either his gremlin antics failed or Jet was just not in the mood.

"Well, uhm, anyways, I figured I'd make you a kart and base it off the BMW from the original Need for Speed Most Wanted."

(Everyone was playing Sonic Racing Crosswords early this morning, and yet here I was racing as Jet in another kart racer)

"...What in the Gods' names is this family tree?"