Simon
intruth.bsky.social
Simon
@intruth.bsky.social
Born from an egg on a mountaintop.
Did MC Hammer ever formally end Hammertime? Should we all still be stopped?
December 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
80s video games: didn’t have hugely powerful graphics capabilities but used the limitations to create fine art.
Also 80s video games:
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Must admit this is limiting my productivity somewhat.
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Last year they added a new camera button next to the button you double click to open the wallet. Which is why I have a new category of photos on my phone: “nondescript pictures of checkouts”.
December 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM
That time Bagpuss fell asleep and the mice’s bus trip to Bluewater shopping centre was cut tragically short.
December 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
They should do a snooker podcast called The Rest is Kept on the Side of the Table.
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
My overthinking brain: "You'd better just put a like on that reply you replied to, just to show you're not a dick."
Me: "But I already replied, won't it look like I'm retroactively liking something that I didn't actually like?"
Brain: "I think you're overthinking this."
December 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This site lets you see what metro lines would look like if they were built somewhere else. If Norwich had the Tube, the Metropolitan line would terminate almost exactly in my village. That'd be handy. wbholland.github.io/trainspose/
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The music in my ears is lining up with the rhythm of the street lamps and buildings outside the train window a bit like that great chemical brothers video I can never remember the name of.
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I’ve been up That London for a meal out with work colleagues. Now on a train listening to Todd Terje play the funky Pigeon Street. Did I miss any good top of the poppage?
December 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 5th 2025 (Hard)
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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December 5, 2025 at 8:57 AM
The moon was startling this morning.
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Tonight's #totp is your personalised annual "wrapped" episode that will tell you things like how many forgettable late-nineties boybands you watched this year.
December 5, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Every so often I have to go back and check on the internet that I didn’t hallucinate the fact that Barbara Windsor once rescued Schnorbitz, Bernie Winter’s dog, from Terry Scott’s swimming pool.
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
McCartney: “A choir of children sing their song, they practiced all year long…”
Children: “Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong!”
Me: “… … … and that took a year, did it?”
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Anyone watching Pluribus? I’m 4 episodes in and beginning to wonder if it’s worth keeping going. It’s like a beautifully acted and presented high-budget Invasion of the Body Snatchers but without the body horror, tension or pace.
December 4, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Reposted by Simon
December 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Spotify does tend to get you in musical ruts though. I wouldn’t have listened to Olive half as much if self-perpetuating “you listen to this a lot” algorithm didn’t keep ramming it down my throat .
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Surprisingly accurate listening age, even though I did remarkably manage to get a song released this year at the top of my most listened.
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
“Two days before travel, please complete your online check in and add your electronic boarding passes to your wallet.”
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Today’s NYT Connections categories:
🟨 “Niche Slang Terms Used in 1920s Idaho”
🟩 “Things a European Wouldn’t Know”
🟦 “Famous Zip Codes translated into HTML Colors”
🟪 “Already Misspelled English Words Minus Even More Vowels”
December 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Remember NHS colleagues; your FTSU guardian is not to be confused with your STFU guardian.
December 2, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Can someone remind me the number for the advent calendar on Ceefax?
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 AM
ALL THE NANS THAT BOUGHT THIS ARE DEAD. #totp
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM