Helen
@internethelen.bsky.social
Enjoyer of video games/photos/nostalgia/baritone ukelele/painting/recipes
Grateful if you add image descriptions
Not brilliant at replying
Mostly an empty shell
CW: Mental health, grief
Grateful if you add image descriptions
Not brilliant at replying
Mostly an empty shell
CW: Mental health, grief
Outside just now taking a photo because someone's tried to kick the front gate in, when some neighbours got out of a taxi, young couple in jazzy christmas jumpers. I said "I like your jumpers" and she laughed and said "Thank you! I like having boobs with a christmas tree on them!"
December 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Outside just now taking a photo because someone's tried to kick the front gate in, when some neighbours got out of a taxi, young couple in jazzy christmas jumpers. I said "I like your jumpers" and she laughed and said "Thank you! I like having boobs with a christmas tree on them!"
I sat and followed a ukulele lesson for half an hour without wandering off. I did spend a minute wiggling my eyes around while he yapped but I sat there and did it.
December 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I sat and followed a ukulele lesson for half an hour without wandering off. I did spend a minute wiggling my eyes around while he yapped but I sat there and did it.
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Just got my festive bonus from the DWP (£10)
December 12, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Just got my festive bonus from the DWP (£10)
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Mark Thompson, Don't be Scared, oil on ACM panel, 2024
December 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Mark Thompson, Don't be Scared, oil on ACM panel, 2024
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From Do Rabbits Have Christmas?, Aileen Fisher, illustr. Sarah Fox-Davies.
December 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
From Do Rabbits Have Christmas?, Aileen Fisher, illustr. Sarah Fox-Davies.
It seems I must accept that I do not currently have the energy reserves to go for a walk and do chores the same day
December 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It seems I must accept that I do not currently have the energy reserves to go for a walk and do chores the same day
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Last summer at Chiusi. Italy.
#photography
#photography
December 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Last summer at Chiusi. Italy.
#photography
#photography
I thought I was feeling ok today but I am beginning to realise that I am not, actually. Seeing if a fun little picky plate for lunch helps.
December 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I thought I was feeling ok today but I am beginning to realise that I am not, actually. Seeing if a fun little picky plate for lunch helps.
It's a shame she won't get to see my hair this morning, I've woken up looking like some kinda cheeky rapscallion, shine yer shoes mister
December 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
It's a shame she won't get to see my hair this morning, I've woken up looking like some kinda cheeky rapscallion, shine yer shoes mister
Set my alarm for 6.30 so I could make it to an 8.30 appointment, but she's had to cancel, which is fine by me to be honest. But now I must resist the urge to hop back into that comfy cosy bed!!!
December 10, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Set my alarm for 6.30 so I could make it to an 8.30 appointment, but she's had to cancel, which is fine by me to be honest. But now I must resist the urge to hop back into that comfy cosy bed!!!
It just looks so cool (Leicester Square 1986)
December 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It just looks so cool (Leicester Square 1986)
Strong me vibes
Francis Poulenc smoking a cigarette while cooking with his dog.
December 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Strong me vibes
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BREAKING NEWS: Sheringham Town Council have just voted 6-5 to withdraw support for the planned demolition of their now nationally famous Bus Shelter!
A crucial victory for the local protesters who’ve staged a remarkable 8 day occupation of the shelter.
People power for modern heritage ✊🏻
A crucial victory for the local protesters who’ve staged a remarkable 8 day occupation of the shelter.
People power for modern heritage ✊🏻
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Sheringham Town Council have just voted 6-5 to withdraw support for the planned demolition of their now nationally famous Bus Shelter!
A crucial victory for the local protesters who’ve staged a remarkable 8 day occupation of the shelter.
People power for modern heritage ✊🏻
A crucial victory for the local protesters who’ve staged a remarkable 8 day occupation of the shelter.
People power for modern heritage ✊🏻
Still working out how to become an echidna
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Still working out how to become an echidna
The storm is bashing my windows and causing ~sounds~ in the attic. A metal bin and it's lid are flying around the carpark. Nevertheless I am about to put my coat on and go outside for a cigarette.
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The storm is bashing my windows and causing ~sounds~ in the attic. A metal bin and it's lid are flying around the carpark. Nevertheless I am about to put my coat on and go outside for a cigarette.
Enjoying the xmas lights and moody sky combo
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Enjoying the xmas lights and moody sky combo
Every day I lie to the bird about doing squats
I put that silly finchy bird self-care app on my phone yesterday and promised the silly bird I would do five squats today and I don't wanna
December 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Every day I lie to the bird about doing squats
I've got wet eyes about a log 😢
Porthcawl's beloved Lizzy the 'logness monster' gets swept to sea
Lizzy the lizard captured the hearts of people in Porthcawl when it drifted ashore in March 2024.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I've got wet eyes about a log 😢
Alex should be 44 today 💜
December 8, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Alex should be 44 today 💜
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Royal Mail, Huddersfield
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Royal Mail, Huddersfield
Today's Lynne-ism:
"Do you want a polo?"
"No thanks"
"The mint with the hole!"
"Do you want a polo?"
"No thanks"
"The mint with the hole!"
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Today's Lynne-ism:
"Do you want a polo?"
"No thanks"
"The mint with the hole!"
"Do you want a polo?"
"No thanks"
"The mint with the hole!"