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Michaela
@inremichaela.bsky.social
J.D. Licensed Kansas Attorney.
She/her

sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc
Not true. I clearly remember them T
Y dinner party in the night I question in Topeka Ks.
When they say crime is up they mean:
"The suspects...were seen in a video aggressively chalking the crosswalk."

This is what DeSantis is spending Florida taxpayer money on.

www.wftv.com/news/local/r...
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Watching the Chicago 7. Yeah I’m a damn good attorney!
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This statement makes it painfully obvious that Ms. Leavitt doesn’t have a clue about what the department of education does.
Leavitt: "The Democrats' reckless 43 day government shutdown did manage to do one valuable thing: It proved that America does not need a federal Department of Education"
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Hell yes @pattonoswalt.bsky.social! Thank you for standing with us!
PATTON OSWALT: These people are scared. They're being targeted. We're watching them be targeted right now. We're watching transgender people be targeted in a very aggressive way, so—

BILL MAHER: We are? Where?

OSWALT: Oh my god.

MAHER: Where are they being targeted?
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
When you have been sick for a week and a half and your work clothes are running thin but you don’t have the energy to do laundry:
Les Miserables One Day More GIF
Alt: Les Miserables One Day More GIF
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Old enough to get raped by the president but not old enough to access gender affirming care is a fucked up hill for conservatives to die on.
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Reposted by Michaela
I swear to God, bitch, if you stole my fucking VocalMist
I will break each and every one of your goddamn fucking fingers
And if I find that shit
Aha, I will fucking ram that shit so far down your throat
You're gonna be fucking coughing up saline vapor for the next month
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Reposted by Michaela
No Kings—Earth to Eve
November 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The new Frankenstein is stellar!
November 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The number of lawyers ice talked to who will be happy to prosecute ice agents when the regime falls is heartening.
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I would like you all to imagine the obscenity of Musk’s new pay package.
$100k of singles stacked is 33 feet tall.
$1million is 358 feet tall
$1 billion is 67.9 miles
$1 trillion is 67,866 miles tall or roughly a quarter of the way to the moon.

I mean this with all sincerity. Fuck the rich.
November 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Watching the election news tonight realizing that I’ve never voted for a republican candidate for president and I’m proud of that.
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Yesterday was new pen day. I got an amazing pen and new ink and I’m happy to incorporate it into my practice.
November 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Out lawyering.
October 31, 2025 at 2:07 AM
A lawyer.
October 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
As a lawyer…
I've had a crush on you since the 90's, Emma. You didn't have to go so hard making me love you.
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I can’t express how much I appreciate my new workplace using my chosen name without any hint of judgement.
October 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I know I’m a woman because I’m a week and a half into my new job and I couldn’t tell you where the men’s room is on my floor.
October 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
@mattdoc32.bsky.social is having a lot of fun tonight with this game.
October 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
October 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Second B-2 landed in Topeka. What is the orange doing?
October 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Just had eyes on a B-2 in Topeka Ks landing at Forbes field. What is going on?
October 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Finished my first week as a lawyer at a big firm. I’m pumped and ready to go. I want to learn and earn!
October 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
My daughter this evening: “move Kori! I’m self defensneing!!!”
October 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM