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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 17

"Wade, this is said with all due respect. One of you is enough chaos for the whole of the multiverse---"

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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 17

"HOW MANY WADES ARE THERE?!?!?"

This coming from the guy who has hundreds if not thousands of variants.

Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 17

|| I really gotta start proofreading my replies ☠️

Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 17

"Really? Huh, alright, that's one I haven't heard before. Only folks I know that got their powers from Clcosmic waves were the Fantastic Four. A Hulk made from cosmic energy... how does that work? Is it still a rage thing like Banner..? Or do you transform from something else?"

𝕭𝕰𝕿𝕿𝖄 𝕽𝕺𝕾𝕾 @redshehulk.bsky.social · Jul 17

"I could create fires as well. Mine wasn't from gamma radiation though. I got mine from cosmic radiation. I was a test subject. Unwilling of course."

Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 17

"Jokes aside- I'm curious, Thaddeus could create fire during his little outbursts. Is that consistent with the Red Hulks? Or just something he got lucky with in the Gamma Lottery?"

Peter stop treating the conversation like a joke. You're gonna end up getting punched.

Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 17

"Jokes aside- I'm curious, Thaddeus could create fire during his little outbursts. Is that consistent with the Red Hulks? Or just something he got lucky with in the Gamma Lottery?"

Peter stop treating the conversation like a joke. You're gonna end up getting punched.

𝕭𝕰𝕿𝕿𝖄 𝕽𝕺𝕾𝕾 @redshehulk.bsky.social · Jul 17

"Didn't think it was a funny joke."

She sighs.

"Nice to meet you too."

Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 17

"Hey- C'mon- cut me some slack here... Like I said, I was just joking around to break the ice- didn't think you'd be so... critical of the joke."

He gave a gentle shrug before chuckling.

"Let's start over, nice to meet you."

Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 17

"Hey- C'mon- cut me some slack here... Like I said, I was just joking around to break the ice- didn't think you'd be so... critical of the joke."

He gave a gentle shrug before chuckling.

"Let's start over, nice to meet you."

𝕭𝕰𝕿𝕿𝖄 𝕽𝕺𝕾𝕾 @redshehulk.bsky.social · Jul 17

"Then I said I was one of two red ones. You said that didn't narrow it down at all..."

Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 17

"Hey- in all fairness- most of them are green... except for Thaddeus... I was just trying to be funny, make jokes when I'm nervous, or meet new people."

He chuckled before rubbing the back of his head.

Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 17

Casually Aura Farming.

a painting of a spiderman in the rain

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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 17

"Hey- in all fairness- most of them are green... except for Thaddeus... I was just trying to be funny, make jokes when I'm nervous, or meet new people."

He chuckled before rubbing the back of his head.

𝕭𝕰𝕿𝕿𝖄 𝕽𝕺𝕾𝕾 @redshehulk.bsky.social · Jul 17

"You just said that you didn't know there were other models..."

Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 17

"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?- I've met a lot of hulks-"

Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 17

"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?- I've met a lot of hulks-"

𝕭𝕰𝕿𝕿𝖄 𝕽𝕺𝕾𝕾 @redshehulk.bsky.social · Jul 17

"I'm one of two red ones."

Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 17

"Oh? You aren't too bad yourself."

A gentle snicker.

"Didn't know they made Hulks in other models."

He joked

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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 17

"Oh? You aren't too bad yourself."

A gentle snicker.

"Didn't know they made Hulks in other models."

He joked

𝕭𝕰𝕿𝕿𝖄 𝕽𝕺𝕾𝕾 @redshehulk.bsky.social · Jul 11

@imperfectspider.bsky.social

"...You're not too bad."

Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 17

🎙May I have your attention, please?

🎙May I have your attention, please?

🎙Will the real Peter Parker please stand up.

🎙I repeat

🎙Will the real Peter Parker please stand up.

We're gonna have a problem here...

Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 17

~Joke as the webs reached the maximum amount of tension he could put them under without them snapping. Raising a foot of the wall and raising his knee up for the other to use as a platform for kicking off of.

"Please keep arms and legs inside the ride at all times."

Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 17

"Yeah? Alright then, load up!"

With that said, Peter quickly fired two weblines upwards and began to walk down the side of the wall to create tension in the webs.

"Last train heading for Goblin Station! Spider Travels LTD isn't responsible for lost belongings."

He snickered lightly at his own~

Tokoyami Fumikage @abyssbirdshadow.bsky.social · Jul 15

"I know the type of individual... yeah. We can get to him sure, though I might do my own variation of Hulk Smash to the Glider as well."

He's giving a nod, taking a deep breath out of that beak of his.

Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 11

"A headache? Pal, you've got no idea. He's a reoccurring migraine."

Peter would fire a web line against the building once more and pull to get his feet back onto the wall.

"If I slingshot you, think you can use the momentum to catch up with him and take out the glider?"

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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 11

"A headache? Pal, you've got no idea. He's a reoccurring migraine."

Peter would fire a web line against the building once more and pull to get his feet back onto the wall.

"If I slingshot you, think you can use the momentum to catch up with him and take out the glider?"

Tokoyami Fumikage @abyssbirdshadow.bsky.social · Jul 10

He quickly used a wing to blow himself away from the goblin bombs as he gave a response mid flight.

"Yes. Been a bit though since I had a full team up that did not end up on me being a solo guy."

He's carrying casual conversation while dodging, of course he is.

"... This guy is a headache..."

Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 10

~Even get an answer for the question, an all too familiar sensation vibrated the back of his skull. His spider sense.

"LOOK OUT!"

Peter pushed himself off the building, just narrowly avoiding the razor goblin bombs that were now raining down towards them.

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🦀 ── 𝓚𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐀𝐓. @mutantblooded.bsky.social · Jul 10

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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 10

"WHERE'S MY MP3 PLAYER?!? AW C'MON! If Tony finds out I lost that he's gonna kill me- The Last Stark brand MP3 in my world and I lost it-"

Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 10

~Even get an answer for the question, an all too familiar sensation vibrated the back of his skull. His spider sense.

"LOOK OUT!"

Peter pushed himself off the building, just narrowly avoiding the razor goblin bombs that were now raining down towards them.

Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 10

"Yeah? Don't say I didn't warn ya-"

With that said Spidey would release the grip on his webline and propel himself onto a building the Goblin was now trying to retreat to the top of. Quickly running up the side of said building.

"Hey! Have you ever done a team up bird boy?"

Before Peter could~

Tokoyami Fumikage @abyssbirdshadow.bsky.social · Jul 9

"... We've got our own tricks too, do not worry, but thank you for the working."

Tokoyami gave a chuckle as he continued to fly forwards, keeping his eyes on the glider.

Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 8

"Look - this guy's got more tricks up his sleeves than you'd think. Watch out for razor bombs."

With that said, Peter would speed ahead. Trying to get a line of sight with the glider so he could attach a web to it.

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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 10

"Aw, don't gotta flatter me like that, Tony. If traveling universes has taught me anything, there are more than enough Spider-Men to go around."

He said with a playful chuckle.

"So what Mark are you on now? Back home, you were on model ten mark 1. You made one hell of a spacesuit."

ＴｏｎｙＳｔａｒｋ ᴛʜᴇ ɪʀᴏɴ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ @forgedheart.bsky.social · Jul 8

"It's still in the garage.

Of course, not, kid.

They're no replacing you."

Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 8

"What did you even do with the Iron Spider suit? Noticed it wasn't on its display at Avengers Tower. You didn't replace me, did you?"

He asked with a false sense of jealousy.

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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · Jul 10

|| Signing onto bluesky this morning just to see a Spider-Man has been murdered:

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