Ben
imakelevels.bsky.social
Ben
@imakelevels.bsky.social
Level Designer @Shapeshifter Games
The number of yachts that Gabe Newell owns, right now, is higher than the number of cars I've owned in my entire life.

Why you need all those boats?
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Definitely not normal. I mean, how can a penguin drive a car, let alone create an Uber account and operate a computer or a telephone? I am 83% sure this is a hoax of some kind. To what end, I cannot say...

If I'm wrong, I welcome our new penguin overlords and I have many small pebbles for you all.
This isn’t normal, right? 🤔
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Welcome to the new D&D campaign everyone, its a heist in an old museum, with traps and guards and INTRIGUE! It's gonna be great!

"We all cast disguise self as construction workers and buy a ladder for 2 silver"

Oh shit...
October 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we'll add multiplayer later
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Ah yes, kowtowing to the bigots is the winning play... cowards.
SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
www.gamefile.news
October 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
All the adorable NPCs people are posting of Silksong are past the UTTERLY BULLSHIT BOSS ENCOUNTER I'm stuck on
September 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My 'time to frustrated quit' in Silksong is getting pretty short. Hollow Knight had difficult stuff and there are some bosses that I never beat because they were very difficult, but I never felt frustrated playing it, even when trying bosses for a long time.

Silksong frustrates me.
September 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Ok time to piss off the internet because some people seem to think differing opinions means we're MORTAL ENEMIES or something...

I think Hollow Knight was better/more fun than Silksong*

*so far, with what I've experienced. Have not finished it yet.
September 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Hey Firefox users.
August 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Every guy ever - "Yeah, sometimes it just happens... Not doing it on purpose or anything."
The latest eruption of Kilauea is underway, and she's shootin' sideways this time around!

USGS live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqmp...
August 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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This, actually works. For me at least.
How to Turn Off Google AI Overview and Set "Web" as Default
tenbluelinks.org
August 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Blackbird Interactive reacquires ownership of Hardspace: Shipbreaker
Blackbird Interactive reacquires ownership of Hardspace: Shipbreaker
The news comes a year after the studio announced a 'realignment plan' that has involved layoffs and leadership changes.
www.gamedeveloper.com
August 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
new d&d campaign idea...
If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case.

"My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.
August 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This reminds me of some rando flat earth video where people are doing an experiment and come to the result that, yes the earth is curved. The takeaway: yeah that's not right, let me just change the result to what I expected. There we go, all good.

chatgpt is a flat earther.
💀💀💀
August 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Oh neat. I look forward to it being really cool and Netflix cancelling it after the first (or maaaaaybe second) season.
July 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Some Level Designer somewhere - "Look at all the leading lines."
June 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Jaws fucked me up.

Wanna go swimming?

No thanks, shark will eat me.

It's a swimming pool... we're a hundred miles from the ocean.

Doesn't matter, shark will totally bust through the wall of the pool and eat me. I'll sit here on the safe concrete thank you very much.
May 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
There's a few nuggets here that get dropped, but don't really get the attention they deserve (maybe unintentionally). And, maybe contextualize things for students (this is aimed at students, I think). Would really recommend giving this several reads. Let it digest. Read again.

Couple other things..
May 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Maybe a pedantic POV, but "craft effective prompts" really rubs me the wrong way. If that's "craft" then we're all master craftsmen ordering fucking sandwiches at mcdonalds.
May 5, 2025 at 7:18 AM
www.cnbc.com/2025/04/22/t...

oh my god I could have bought SO MANY EGGS! FUCK
April 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'd like to offer my interest in being the new Secretary of Defense. Yes, I may be woefully under qualified, but I'm confident that I am more qualified than the current blowhard. Surely that counts for something...
April 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Snake oil salesmen, indeed
April 8, 2025 at 6:46 AM
The silver lining when we're all trading sticks and rocks for food and our country collapses, is that imposter syndrome will be done and dead. How could anyone think they don't deserve their job after...

*flails*

all of this horseshit?
April 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
How much Tesla stock do I need to short to be able to buy a dozen eggs?
March 14, 2025 at 7:18 AM