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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 7h

Old commercial, but definitely remember this bullshit:

Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 8h

tshirt time

Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 22h

Now that I've heard about it....no

Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 22h

Love when our idiot president does the "7th grader who didn't read the assigned chapter" bit on national tv.

Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 1d

Christ, this is an honest take. Schumer failed. DT got the BBB and Dems lost all leverage.

It's win/win for DT: let Vought do whatever with funding and HR *with a shutdown excuse* or Dems agree to funding, but Vought claims the unitary executive fiction and still does whatever he wants.

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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 1d

The Berenstain Bears Talk to CPS

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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 1d

(cough) (cough)

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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 1d

Weird that the dad is the one being taught a lesson on tolerance, not the kids as a surrogate for the intended audience. Unless the real lesson of the book is "6 year olds can teach their parents not to be racist."

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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 1d

Time can mean an instant, day, month, year. Who can really know anything of substance, you fools. *walks into the ocean wearing a heavy coat*

Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 1d

Endorses the guy that lost the primary and is running as an independent. Hope someone primaries Suozzi if he's not interested in the electorate's choices.

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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 1d

Can the judge sanction the cop with an unmodified 1996 Dodge Neon? With a horn that sounds like a baby crying?

Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 1d

What's next, bumper stickers that send me into a low-blood sugar road rage? WHAT IF I HATE COLDPAY AND DIE?

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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 1d

Sigh - the pettiest people, always the victim of horrors great and small.

That guy in Midland Tennessee is still in jail pending an early December hearing on motion to reduce his $2M bail. For posting a "terroristic threat": a meme that had a Trump quote about school shootings.

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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like cutting interest rates is more likely to help wealthy corps and ppl looking for cheap money more than poor folks trying to buy bread. This is such a stupid chess board full of Trump's unforced errors and bad policies.

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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 2d

All your apes! GONE

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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 2d

There's an episode of Lazarus with an AI cult.

Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 2d

Nanomachines, NEO!

a man wearing glasses and a tie is standing in front of a device that says u.s. air force

ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie is standing in front of a device that says u.s. air force

media.tenor.com

Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 2d

Johnson doesn't know anything about this. And he'll hear about it for the first time at some presser tomorrow. But he's been very busy doing pressers and doing oversight of essential govt work like restoring Confederate statues.

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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 2d

Hits you with a twist in two sentences. We don't have Bryan Garner on BS, but we have a @bryangarner.bsky.social

Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 2d

a man with a beard is carrying a child on his back and the word hodor is on the screen .

ALT: a man with a beard is carrying a child on his back and the word hodor is on the screen .

media.tenor.com

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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 2d

The website crashed faster than a Tesla

Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 2d

This dude would flunk a 6th grade civics exam even before making this comment.

Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 2d

TRUCKMONKEY (1978)

an orangutan is standing next to a man in front of a stone building .

ALT: an orangutan is standing next to a man in front of a stone building .

media.tenor.com

Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 2d

One easy, practical use: internet tough guys and COVID lockdowns giving everyone main character syndrome.....some people might benefit from cathartically writing an initial email, then ask it to revise.

"'Hey, asshole' is an unnecessary salutation for disputing a utility charge."

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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 2d

I can't put coins in them. They were very clear about that.