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Iliana Langley
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Author of The Rigmine Conspiracy. Writer. Physics-obsessed elitist. Curmudgeonly wizard lunatic in an ivy-choked tower. Denier of ghosts. Hater of gods.

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Author of The Rigmine Conspiracy, as well as several other secret works-in-progress 👀

💖 New updates every wednesday at 6pm EST 💖

If you're interested in magic🔮, fantasy🧙‍♀️, and flawed found family🫂, then you've come to the right place!

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Iliana Langley, AKA Jingleriot. An aspiring writer who loves fantasy, scifi, psychology, and horror. Fiction driven, character compelled, and longing for depth. Click to read Iliana Langley, a Substac...
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also hate the "what do you have to hide?!" argument for when I say I want privacy. I cannot trust the actors who horde my data. I have nothing to hide, but nothing to gain. They have a lot to hide, and a lot to gain, or else they'd be more transparent about why they harvest data in the first place.
December 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
part of a family plan for youtube red. They keep emailing me that they're ending my (and only my) services because I don't live in the owner's town. Even tho neither does anyone else in the family 🤔 Found out today that it's because I turned off activity. LOL. They said "give us your data or no yt"
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It's also important to face yourself. If you know who you are good, bad, ugly, you cannot be taken advantage of. Self-denial allows you to be hijacked by bad actors thru guilt, shame, insecurity, or self-hatred. It's a tool of control. You don't have to love yourself, you just need to know yourself.
December 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Also: If you don't know what the opposition is doing, you will never be able to beat the opposition. That is true in all aspects of life. Know thyself, know thy enemy. Understand how they think and why they think what they think. Then you need to engage thoughtfully to persuade someone to your side.
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Now, more than ever, it is important to form your own beliefs and opinions. It's important NOT to rely on second-hand information or misleading clickbait/ragebait. That five minutes of removing bias and doing research goes a long way in staying informed and not being swayed by emotional arguments.
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
as someone with mental illinois, it's really perturbing to exist in a surveillance state that uses a lot of what it knows about you to market specifically to you. It makes it unsurprising that psychosis is on the rise and people think they're being watched or divinely led. It's kinda gross.
December 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Isaac Asimov: Here are 3 simple laws for robotics that would keep humanity safe!

Modern robotics corporations: No thanks, nerd.
a young man wearing sunglasses adjusts his glasses
ALT: a young man wearing sunglasses adjusts his glasses
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December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I Stopped Focusing On My Hyperfixation And Now I Can't Get Back Into It For Some Reason: A Novel in Progress by Rena
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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The thing is, it is extremely *easy* to be normal to trans people. It takes zero effort. Being normal is the easy, lazy option.

You have to actually expend effort and go out of your way to not be normal to trans people. It actively requires effort.
April 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The new infinity nikki update already made me weep at least 3 times. Here's a stunning screenshot on the beach <3
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
i stg every week is a new "agree to this new user agreement" or "here's a major new update" for my fucking phone. I don't care, don't agree, and don't want your shitty updates please fuck dude stop giving me undismissable notifications that make my brain go mad
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
im tired, dudes. not like sleepy, but like tired. omg every day i wake up and see a new horror. every minute of every hour of every day i see a new horror. the horrors are increasing. i see multiple horrors every minute of every hour of every day. i long for the solar flares to take us away
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Just wanted to post my OC Luka bc i miss him and he's my most beautiful creation
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
hey. sometimes when you think you have a malady, and a professional tells you you don't, get a second opinion :) I now have full blown periodontal disease because i believed my first dentist when she told me I didn't have gingivitis even though my gums were bleeding.
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Political party and net worth don’t matter—there should be no protecting ANY of the powerful and privileged from facing accountability for abuse and misbehavior.

There’s only one right answer on the Epstein Files: transparency for the public and justice for the victims.
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
why does the act of cooking prosciutto smell like wet dog??? that gotta be one of my top 3 least favorite food smells of all time
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
do u guys remember when i used to positive post????? wow those were good times
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
kind of entirely dislike the concept of networking and self-promo. That shit ain't my bag.
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
win 10 said no more updates but i still get regular updates 🥲 leave me alone, we broke up years ago.
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Can anyone genuinely explain to me why my brain can't play a game i actually want to play as if i have no energy, but i can play a game i dont really care about for hours and hours and hours?
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
character customization, period
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
how is it 2025 and "nice guys" still exist, and in fact, have multiplied?
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 AM
also, to lie to someones face when they already know the truth blows my mind. You are doubling down???? even though you were caught???? delusion delusion delusion.
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM