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🖖😷 I just want the future

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My wife and I consume string cheese as though it’s from the future, containing all the nutrients necessary for human sustenance with no consequences.
January 30, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I love iOS 26 AutoMix. But this sometimes chill, sometimes aggressive depending on genre thing is wild. I wish we could choose to switch between “aggressive (all genres)” and “chill (all genres)”
September 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Last update, 18.6, brought great results… for a week. But inevitably, each HomePod has reverted to 67°. One at a time 😔

Stupidly holding out hope for iOS 26 🤞
August 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Why do I love the new Fantastic Four?

It’s the horniest Marvel movie/show since the first two Iron Mans
August 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Nothing matters
August 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is so exhausting 😓
July 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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June 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.
April 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Good morning(ish)
March 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Domino’s new stuffed crust pizza is really, really good*

*Assuming you already like the taste of Domino’s
March 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Not using wireless headphones is the new “I don’t even own a TV”
February 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Wired headphones have become the new vinyl (derogatory)
February 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
“We noticed you screenshot within our app. Would you like an annoying pop up about that?”
February 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Read the room 🖕😒
February 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Finally, an ad for breasts
February 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Just show a live feed of Taylor. I could give a fuck what the players are doing.
February 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Look I’m just saying “how are you?” is a really aggressive way to begin a conversation, like I’m sorry but we just don’t have the time
February 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Porn is a human right
Apple statement to @9to5mac.com on Hot Tub, the new "hardcore porn app" now available via @altstore.io in the European Union:
February 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’m Van Gogh.

But my art is my day to day life.
February 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
iOS 18.3 update: so far, so good! 5 days in and nothing reads as 67°F!!

But I wouldn’t be surprised if this doesn’t last
February 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I hate everything, but at least technology still brings me joy 🤓
a man with glasses is holding a microphone and says always and forever .
Alt: Napoleon Dynamite’s brother is holding a microphone and sings the words “always and forever”
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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New politician test:

“Are trans rights human rights?”

If they answer ANYTHING other than an immediate YES, walk away while saying “I’m not voting for you.”
January 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Instagram now lets you watch specifically the reels your mutuals have liked!!

Side note: I have lost respect for all my mutuals
January 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM