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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 9h

3ft tall leather dinosaur

Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 14h

Nice pussy. Is that chrome-vanadium steel?

Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 1d

gotta go pick up some paizuri at the grocery store

Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 2d

ever wonder why your nona smelled like burnt bread

Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 2d

Taking bites of the Faygo flavored soap for sale at the Gathering of the Juggalos

Just kidding, there's no soap within a 40 mile radius of that event

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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 2d

the rare carrot terrier

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 3d

I keep Reese’s Pieces in a medicine bottle in a drawer at my my desk so everyone at work thinks I’m vigorously slamming a handful of pills into my mouth right after lunch

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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 2d

couple sassy goats holdin' up traffic

Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 3d

I'm not crazy, it's just that God beams little messages into my brain that force me to play Runescape

Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 3d

you ever think about how squirrels are just small raccoons

Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 3d

Mitsubishi

Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 3d

This on sign in 2003 would have save untold thousands in bookstore employee labor

Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 3d

I highly recommend it, particularly with expletives. It's cathartic

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Erika Lee Sears @erikaleesears.bsky.social · 4d

Mood. #art #oilpainting

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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 3d

Snotkitten

Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 3d

The broccoli lovers have your whereabouts

Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 3d

Imma execute a lapidary decision

Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 3d

The hour of gourds is upon us

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 5d

Court martialed for conduct unbecoming a king of leon

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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 4d

any luck?

Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 4d

Reached into the center console and brought put the squidbonker

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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 4d

sloppy lasagna bomb

Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 5d

Stand and deliver, raisinless cur!

Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 6d

ma cut m' hands off and kept 'em in a gunny sack tied to a post and submerged in the cool creek water. Sewed 'em back on my twelfth birthday, they been grey and clammy ever since

Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 6d

When I get out on parole, I'm buying a purple suit and I'll tell the local children I'm the mayor of Roku City

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