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Kels
@ibetrying.bsky.social
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35 ♉️ Dallas Metro📍Mother. 1st gen grad 🎓 💫 Survivor with C-PTSD. Solo Dolo 💨 Lifelong Learner. Mental Health Advocate. #LandBack Folklórico dancer 💃🏻 Relearning trombone✨ CashApp: $HelpAMothaOut214
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Rule #1 white people ruin everything
I feel like I’m always behind on shit for work lately because it’s so busy, and anytime I see a headline that’s news or politics related I regret being on social media. Times is tough.. I’m not ready for the holidays 😅
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I know I’m probably in men’s business right now but is an official diagnosis necessary. Don’t y’all just kinda know.
😂😂
Taking off my cage and asking him to measure again
Fellas, you go to the doctor. He tells you that you have a micropenis.

What's your next move???
Idk on my dad side tho. Can’t figure out who my great grandpa dad was and that side of my family from Kentucky and shit and couldn’t read or write usually so hard to figure out what’s what. I noticed more records on my mom dad side who could read and write.
It shows less than 1% Native American too now.. from my research it’s from the 1700s if at all
This update wild but it’s cool seeing Acadia on there
Hand all in your locs cuz I fw natural hair
Fuck it for $11.36 I’ll buy my ticket now lol figure out the rest later
I wonder who all will be at the dallas zydeco and southern soul music fest 🤔 not sure when I’ll be back in Louisiana and it’s always hard to get away from family. So, may as well see zydeco here while it’s in town in November.
New Keith Frank ☺️
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It may help some men to understand that physiologically an orgasm is the intense release of a build up of tension. Like a good scratch to an itch.

So when we say “RIGHT THERE” we literally mean that is the spot where the tension is building and if you continue to stimulate it, it will release 💦💦💦
Cum is secretion, it’s the wetness , ejaculation per se. .
Orgasm is the euphoric feeling, like you’re falling from a mountaintop and gasping for air. If you ain’t getting it , say something.
Life is too hard to not be fucked right.
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lol my parents flew to Minnesota to celebrate #TheDoubleTax in St. Paul so naturally we hung out with THE WALZS because why not? 🤯
I’m really tired of seeing unprecedented shit happen with no repercussions…
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Bombed them folks to hell and back, now you’re forcing them to listen to your bullshit speech. Hell ain’t hot enough for that country.
JERUSALEM (AP) — In 'unprecedented operation,' Israeli army takes over mobile phones of Gaza residents to carry Netanyahu UN speech live.
He will surpass me tho for sure and I’m excited to see him enjoy high school even tho I wasn’t able to.
My 14 year old is taking his second year of Spanish class this year and now as a freshman wants to join the African student org and he’s already joined the business club. Wow this kid clowns me but he’s doing similar shit as me 😂😂
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Noem now says 1 detainee was killed this morning in TX, not 2. This seems like a not-so-hard thing to get right. They are also already claiming ICE was targeted, even though 3 detainees got shot 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Being a Brat is not being an asshole. Those who’re assholes and bullies in the name of bratting are not the same. We have manners. We know when to stop/start, when to be serious, and when’s the proper time to act up. We’re kind, loving and even sweet. We just like the power dynamic.
-A Brat.
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I don’t want that sensitive lovey dovey shit when you’re fucking me. I want passion, yeah, but I want to see you get feral. I wanna see that pent up energy you have for me.
- A Brat.
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It sucks the way the humanities are being eroded & labeled unimportant. For every rant against a “new identity,” there is an ancient poem or painting or song or or or that tells us there is nothing new under the sun
Yesss!!!! I’d be a full supporter of the tech then lol
Omg, do my laundry, dishes, buy my groceries, and clean the bathroom. THEN, We’ll talk.
😂 like I need help with putting my laundry away and doing the dishes. I do not need help with this business shit lol I got this. I’m smart, if I don’t know it I’ll google some shit and figure out how to do it.
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Omg, do my laundry, dishes, buy my groceries, and clean the bathroom. THEN, We’ll talk.
😂 like I need help with putting my laundry away and doing the dishes. I do not need help with this business shit lol I got this. I’m smart, if I don’t know it I’ll google some shit and figure out how to do it.
😪 11 years for me. Office environment anyways.