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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 1h

SEASON 3 of LOOT now up on Apple TV.

Hell yes.

Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 1h

But the internet cops say we can’t talk about Christmas yet, guys!

We don’t want the performative rage crowd mad at us!!!

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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 5h

This site is so busy ostracizing the people that they think they’re supposed to ostracize that people like her are walking around unchecked.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 6h

Injured Player Gives Thumbs-Down While Being Carted Off Field

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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 5h

Voodoo Donut is opening a Bellevue, WA location.

Okay.

But I’m going to be very curious how the uptight, well-to-do types adjust to the annual “how many donuts can you get on your crank?” contest.

Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 7h

I’ve traveled for business my entire life.

-I once did 100,000 domestic miles in a year.
-I twice spent 9 consecutive nights in Vegas at back-to-back conferences
-I’ve been drunk in virtually every major city, including Salt Lake.

I’ve never not known what city I was in. Such a dumb cliched claim.

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 7h

Kirk Herbstreit admits he ‘quite often’ wakes up and doesn’t know what city he’s in

Kirk Herbstreit has a schedule that would break most people. He works Thursday Night Football for Amazon, hosts College GameDay on Saturday mornings, and calls the biggest college football game of the week on Saturday afternoon or night for ESPN. It’s a grind that has him crisscrossing the country every week, and it’s taking a Read more... The post Kirk Herbstreit admits he ‘quite often’ wakes up and doesn’t know what city he’s in appeared first on Awful Announcing.

dlvr.it

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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 10h

Just looked. Loggers are the number 1 passing offense in the country and 0-5.

a woman in a sweater is sitting in a chair and making a face .

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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 10h

The centerpiece of my virtual meeting wall is straight flinging it.

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 13h

missed that greta niehaus went and sat next to her dad during the 15th inning on friday night

greta niehaus sitting next to a statue of her dad, dave niehaus

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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 13h

Good week to remind the world of the rightful winner of the 1991 Heisman.

Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 1d

Fake outrage. All of it.

Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 1d

Guys, it’s too early to fake your outrage about holiday ads.

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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 1d

It simultaneously blends with the city better than any stadium I’ve seen and is the worst viewing experience indoors I’ve seen.

Feels like you’re entering a subway station or something. Completely natural.

But you’re closer to home plate in Buffalo than you are in the upper decks.

Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 1d

The Moneyball A’s broke me as a Mariners fan in 2002. I haven’t really watched baseball since.

My mom has been in depression (following dad’s Alzheimer’s) for 7 yrs. This team has brought her more joy than anything in that time.

And it’s brought me back.

Keep this going. If only for her.

Go M’s.

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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 1d

a mascot wearing a seahawks jersey stands on a podium at a baseball game

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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 1d

King of the Hill

Rob. @barackomamba.bsky.social · 1d

What’s a popular show that you’ve never seen a minute of? Mine is The Real World

Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 1d

a young boy wearing a minnesota t-shirt is riding a roller coaster .

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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 1d

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 1d

a baseball player wearing a green jersey with the number 49

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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 1d

Well ya.

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martin @martinrickman.bsky.social · 1d

[glass breaks]

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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 1d

If you’re worried about AI firing missiles at British Columbia, my 6th grader is home sick and I had ChatGPT create some study math problems with an answer key.

Problems were great and I can’t recommend them enough.

But it turns out that ChatGPT can’t multiply or divide decimals.

At all.

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Alex Mayer @alexmayer34.bsky.social · 3d

Only 2 walk-offs in a winner-take-all ALDS game:

1995 Mariners
Extra innings
#4 hitter walk-off (Edgar Martinez)
Faced defending Cy Young (D. Cone)

2025 Mariners
Extra innings
#4 hitter walk-off (Jorge Polanco)
Faced defending Cy Young (T. Skubal)

#Postseason #TheMayerGWS 🥹

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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 1d

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