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Ages of Aeon

@iancaton.bsky.social

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Meditation, poetry & learning how to record in MONO on GarageBand .. Subsequent 37, Juno-DS, MatrixBRUTE, TR-08, Microphonic Playground

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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · Nov 19

Something happening #dronemusic #ambient #chillout

Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 6h

Good news .. I own a copy of EXODUS by Bob Marley, msn says it’s worth $850 — give me my money 💰💰

Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 6h

I see you peeping at my skeets, you sneaky skeet peeper .. I got a read-receipt feature set to these skeets 👀

Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 6h

Need you to verify the angle of your dangle, please.

Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 8h

Today has been an Epic Failure on so many levels, but especially Professionally .. I was forced to use the word KERFUFFLE in a sentence, and then used the same word TWO MORE TIMES EXPLAINING THE SOLUTION TO SAID — aherm .. that word.

a cartoon character is standing in front of a sign that says honey demolition

ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a sign that says honey demolition

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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 11h

Meal time is social time 😋

Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 21h

Where’s Bronny at? #DubNation

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Francesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 1d

SLEEP

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

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Rachel Maddow @maddow.msnbc.com · 23h

christ almighty what is this guy doing

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 22h

Analytics is destroying baseball 📈

Anal-what??

Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 1d

Sure. But do you shave your bush?

Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 1d

If I do not respond to your skeets, it is because I am currently listening to 12 hours & 23 minutes of David Bowie music .. holy shit, this I CAN’T GIVE EVERYTHING AWAY is such a gift 🎁 😻

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 2d

Red alert, poets! We now have two moons! I repeat: we now have two moons

NASA CONFIRMS EARTH NOW HAS TWO MOONS UNTIL 2083
Discovered this year but traveling with us since the 1960s, the small asteroid will drift away in 2083

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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 1d

Kevin Durant Durant

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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 1d

* is he

Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 1d

Follow up question, when you gonna change his name to Hollywood Cup?

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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 1d

Does that little bitch still play for the Los Angeles Rams?

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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 1d

Wait. Does Max Scherzer have a glass eye 👁️

Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 1d

Tomorrow is another day to tell the ones we love exactly how we feel.

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caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 1d

26.

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Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 2d

On Saturday, October 18, ICE agents used a barrage of tear gas, stun (flashbang) grenades, and pepper bullets on demonstrators, leaving the neighborhood street in front of their building filled with gas for at least 10 minutes.

More on this and the earlier No Kings rally at portlandmercury.com

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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 1d

Big Dumper hit a solo home run, it was epic

Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 1d

Why would you pull the fucking pitcher?? #seattle

Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 2d

Them: The Power of Christ Compels You!

Me:

Them: The Power of Christ Compels You!

Me: But …

Them: The Power of Christ Compels You!

Me: Bluesky is dead 😵

Them: The Power of Christ Compels You!

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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 2d

Most algorithms are like “what kind of customer are you?”

YouTube algorithm is like “what kind of racist are you??”

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