Carl Bryan
@iammistercarl.bsky.social
Hi! I'm.....*sprains ankle*
Ring Announcer, Podcaster, Silly Man.
@reddwarfpod.bsky.social
Ring Announcer, Podcaster, Silly Man.
@reddwarfpod.bsky.social
Phone case is a bit haggard, let's have a look on Amazon....
"Rugged Shockproof Armor Cover, Heavy Duty Military Grade WITH Kickstand!!!!"
Ooooh, can I get it in purple?
"Rugged Shockproof Armor Cover, Heavy Duty Military Grade WITH Kickstand!!!!"
Ooooh, can I get it in purple?
July 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Phone case is a bit haggard, let's have a look on Amazon....
"Rugged Shockproof Armor Cover, Heavy Duty Military Grade WITH Kickstand!!!!"
Ooooh, can I get it in purple?
"Rugged Shockproof Armor Cover, Heavy Duty Military Grade WITH Kickstand!!!!"
Ooooh, can I get it in purple?
They always book @randomhand.co.uk for this show. I'm starting to think they know the promoters y'know....
First announcement in for #HandFest in Leeds next year! 1/3 of tickets already gone!
Can't wait. Who's coming?
Can't wait. Who's coming?
July 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
They always book @randomhand.co.uk for this show. I'm starting to think they know the promoters y'know....
So, it turns out the Streets of Rage soundtrack fit perfectly between me locking my front door and opening up the office this morning. Making me feel like I've achieved something significant before I've even remembered what my name is....
July 29, 2025 at 8:04 AM
So, it turns out the Streets of Rage soundtrack fit perfectly between me locking my front door and opening up the office this morning. Making me feel like I've achieved something significant before I've even remembered what my name is....
Had a moment of feeling quite odd in Tesco this morning. Standing in the glow of the fridge pondering which protein pudding to get as "If You Tolerate This Then Your Children Will Be Next" by the Manics played in the background.
July 21, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Had a moment of feeling quite odd in Tesco this morning. Standing in the glow of the fridge pondering which protein pudding to get as "If You Tolerate This Then Your Children Will Be Next" by the Manics played in the background.
@wcwthunderpod.bsky.social After the last episode I couldn't sleep and ending up finding the last five match run of Hail on YouTube. Was a bit surprised that he had a decent enough piledriver as a finish.
June 11, 2025 at 9:10 AM
@wcwthunderpod.bsky.social After the last episode I couldn't sleep and ending up finding the last five match run of Hail on YouTube. Was a bit surprised that he had a decent enough piledriver as a finish.
Y'know, the main thing I miss about working for Sky is explaining to someone that the charge on their account was a "pay per night" - the response of "well, I didn't buy it" before the slow realisation hits....
June 5, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Y'know, the main thing I miss about working for Sky is explaining to someone that the charge on their account was a "pay per night" - the response of "well, I didn't buy it" before the slow realisation hits....
Starting the day right, half awake, looking at the Playstation new game announcements at 6.30am and being confused as you swear they said the big James Bond game was coming out for the PS Vita
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Starting the day right, half awake, looking at the Playstation new game announcements at 6.30am and being confused as you swear they said the big James Bond game was coming out for the PS Vita
Nope, there's nothing funny about the poor quality hold message sounding like they're saying "All our loins are busy at the moment"
Don't know what you're talking about.
Don't know what you're talking about.
May 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Nope, there's nothing funny about the poor quality hold message sounding like they're saying "All our loins are busy at the moment"
Don't know what you're talking about.
Don't know what you're talking about.
Well, time to buy a new face wash. The question is do I go with the Expert Hydra Energetic, the Peppy Tireless Echidna or the Vigorous Outright Bastard?
May 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Well, time to buy a new face wash. The question is do I go with the Expert Hydra Energetic, the Peppy Tireless Echidna or the Vigorous Outright Bastard?
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Staying in Norway, only one thing to put on the to eh @iammistercarl.bsky.social
May 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Staying in Norway, only one thing to put on the to eh @iammistercarl.bsky.social
Thinking about it, Batman from the TV series had a direct LANDLINE to the police station. There's no way the Police didn't know it was Bruce Wayne....
May 9, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Thinking about it, Batman from the TV series had a direct LANDLINE to the police station. There's no way the Police didn't know it was Bruce Wayne....
FILM PITCH: Groundhog Day but with seasonal depression. He doesn't get out of bed till 3pm. Watches TV till it's dark (So many channels playing repeats he never twigs). Then orders a takeaway where the driver has a full face helmet before going back to sleep. This last for at least three months.
May 7, 2025 at 9:39 AM
FILM PITCH: Groundhog Day but with seasonal depression. He doesn't get out of bed till 3pm. Watches TV till it's dark (So many channels playing repeats he never twigs). Then orders a takeaway where the driver has a full face helmet before going back to sleep. This last for at least three months.
Smashed a dish today. As I was sweeping up the glass with my back to an open front door I realised if this was an episode of "Murder, She Wrote" this is probably how I'd go out. Maybe saying "Oh, it's you" before it happens...
May 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Smashed a dish today. As I was sweeping up the glass with my back to an open front door I realised if this was an episode of "Murder, She Wrote" this is probably how I'd go out. Maybe saying "Oh, it's you" before it happens...
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Something a bit different from me today...
This week, I've been very fortunate to guest on the Jack Murley Sports Show talking about wrestling, as well as being a member of the LGBTQ+ community.
Available on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts
open.spotify.com/show/1Y1nfUE...
#wrestlesky
This week, I've been very fortunate to guest on the Jack Murley Sports Show talking about wrestling, as well as being a member of the LGBTQ+ community.
Available on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts
open.spotify.com/show/1Y1nfUE...
#wrestlesky
April 30, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Something a bit different from me today...
This week, I've been very fortunate to guest on the Jack Murley Sports Show talking about wrestling, as well as being a member of the LGBTQ+ community.
Available on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts
open.spotify.com/show/1Y1nfUE...
#wrestlesky
This week, I've been very fortunate to guest on the Jack Murley Sports Show talking about wrestling, as well as being a member of the LGBTQ+ community.
Available on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts
open.spotify.com/show/1Y1nfUE...
#wrestlesky
"You alright?"
"Yeah, I've been asleep this afternoon..."
"Ah, the old pre-Wrestlemania nap?"
"...Yes. That's EXACTLY what that was...."
"Yeah, I've been asleep this afternoon..."
"Ah, the old pre-Wrestlemania nap?"
"...Yes. That's EXACTLY what that was...."
April 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
"You alright?"
"Yeah, I've been asleep this afternoon..."
"Ah, the old pre-Wrestlemania nap?"
"...Yes. That's EXACTLY what that was...."
"Yeah, I've been asleep this afternoon..."
"Ah, the old pre-Wrestlemania nap?"
"...Yes. That's EXACTLY what that was...."
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anyway here's Chuck Taylor in 2017 saying much the same thing MJ and I say about wrestling shows all the time
April 17, 2025 at 8:09 AM
anyway here's Chuck Taylor in 2017 saying much the same thing MJ and I say about wrestling shows all the time
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How the hell did we as a society get to the point where we’ve decided one of the historically most marginalised groups, trans people, are the cause of all our problems and not the greedy billionaires manipulating everything? It’s the greatest trick the elite have played and they are laughing at us
April 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
How the hell did we as a society get to the point where we’ve decided one of the historically most marginalised groups, trans people, are the cause of all our problems and not the greedy billionaires manipulating everything? It’s the greatest trick the elite have played and they are laughing at us
Trans Women are Women.
Trans Men are Men.
Disgusted by the demonization of people who are just trying to live the ONE life they have as true to themselves as they can.
Sending love to my trans friends. You keep your heads high and keep stepping. Remember you don't walk alone.
Trans Men are Men.
Disgusted by the demonization of people who are just trying to live the ONE life they have as true to themselves as they can.
Sending love to my trans friends. You keep your heads high and keep stepping. Remember you don't walk alone.
April 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Trans Women are Women.
Trans Men are Men.
Disgusted by the demonization of people who are just trying to live the ONE life they have as true to themselves as they can.
Sending love to my trans friends. You keep your heads high and keep stepping. Remember you don't walk alone.
Trans Men are Men.
Disgusted by the demonization of people who are just trying to live the ONE life they have as true to themselves as they can.
Sending love to my trans friends. You keep your heads high and keep stepping. Remember you don't walk alone.
So, remember at Christmas when the news has those "they celebrate Christmas EVERY day!" people on. Do you reckon they're still going but they're opening a really haggard Beano annual from 1993 every morning and thanking a skeleton in an armchair they called "Mother"?
April 11, 2025 at 9:33 AM
So, remember at Christmas when the news has those "they celebrate Christmas EVERY day!" people on. Do you reckon they're still going but they're opening a really haggard Beano annual from 1993 every morning and thanking a skeleton in an armchair they called "Mother"?
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Is this the greatest Rowdy Roddy Piper moment ever? Scientists say yes.
April 10, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Is this the greatest Rowdy Roddy Piper moment ever? Scientists say yes.
Realised last night I'm still on the Movie Theatre Employee subreddit I joined when I was still a projectionist. People are posting the state of their cinemas after screenings of Minecraft. I feel for them so bad.
April 10, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Realised last night I'm still on the Movie Theatre Employee subreddit I joined when I was still a projectionist. People are posting the state of their cinemas after screenings of Minecraft. I feel for them so bad.
Went outside and for a few moments there was no people or ambient noise. Sometimes I like to thing that my own personal Truman Show crew are scampering about going "CRAP HE WENT FOR LUNCH AT A DIFFERENT TIME!!!!"
April 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Went outside and for a few moments there was no people or ambient noise. Sometimes I like to thing that my own personal Truman Show crew are scampering about going "CRAP HE WENT FOR LUNCH AT A DIFFERENT TIME!!!!"
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Happy #PortfolioDay, internet. I'm a very amateur, very self taught guy, with an eye to capturing the wild and wacky world of professional wrestling.
April 8, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Happy #PortfolioDay, internet. I'm a very amateur, very self taught guy, with an eye to capturing the wild and wacky world of professional wrestling.
I must admit I'm baffled now as to what's happening with The Death Riders. Everyone's fallen, I don't believe that they're waiting for Darby. It feels odd for it to be Bryan. The only person I can think is left is Kingston. #AEW
April 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I must admit I'm baffled now as to what's happening with The Death Riders. Everyone's fallen, I don't believe that they're waiting for Darby. It feels odd for it to be Bryan. The only person I can think is left is Kingston. #AEW