Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️
@iamdwalt.bsky.social
Writer. Sports fan. Trivia buff. Founder of the Church of the Eternal Shortcut. Social media manager for @baypointsc.bsky.social. Undertaking a mission to eventually visit every cinema in Melbourne. https://dylangoestothemovies.wordpress.com
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@iamdwalt.bsky.social
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Dylan Goes To Village Plenty Valley.
Village Plenty Valley, Mill Park How To Train Your Dragon – June 2025. I’ve been thinking about joy a lot recently. As an emotion and as a concept, and the big and small things in life …
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In which you have to meet things halfway, the slide didn’t look big enough, and I temporarily felt like the god of an extremely small universe. dylangoestothemovies.wordpress.com/2025/07/20/d...
If this gets an Australian release, I will literally be first in line. youtu.be/-SzkFgEqB6Y?...
Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair (2025) Official Trailer - Uma Thurman
YouTube video by Lionsgate Movies
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 11:13 AM
If this gets an Australian release, I will literally be first in line. youtu.be/-SzkFgEqB6Y?...
Kitten Kong (1971)
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Kitten Kong (1971)
I am semi-facetiously going to suggest any non-Australian who attempts an Australian accent.
(Honourable exception: Robert Downey Jr in ‘Tropic Thunder.’ Though he appears to just be doing his best Russell Crowe impression, which helps somewhat.)
(Honourable exception: Robert Downey Jr in ‘Tropic Thunder.’ Though he appears to just be doing his best Russell Crowe impression, which helps somewhat.)
Name the worst movie/TV accents.
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I am semi-facetiously going to suggest any non-Australian who attempts an Australian accent.
(Honourable exception: Robert Downey Jr in ‘Tropic Thunder.’ Though he appears to just be doing his best Russell Crowe impression, which helps somewhat.)
(Honourable exception: Robert Downey Jr in ‘Tropic Thunder.’ Though he appears to just be doing his best Russell Crowe impression, which helps somewhat.)
It just occurred to me that St Kilda probably changed their crest away from this (👇) so as not to conflict with their Red Rooster sponsorship.
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It just occurred to me that St Kilda probably changed their crest away from this (👇) so as not to conflict with their Red Rooster sponsorship.
Dennis Hopper as the villain from “Speed”
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Dennis Hopper as the villain from “Speed”
The serious rebuttal to this idiocy is: If NASA did fake the moon landing, the USSR would have blown the whistle on it immediately.
The fun conspiracy theory is that NASA actually did hire Stanley Kubrick to film a moon landing. But he was such a perfectionist, he insisted on filming on location.
The fun conspiracy theory is that NASA actually did hire Stanley Kubrick to film a moon landing. But he was such a perfectionist, he insisted on filming on location.
![Pop Base tweets: "Kim Kardashian said on ‘The Kardashians’ that she believes the moon landing was fake:
“They’re gonna say I’m crazy no matter what, but like, go to TikTok. See for yourself. […] There’s no gravity on the moon. Why is the flag blowing? The shoes that they have in the museum that they wore on the moon is a different print in the photos. Why are there no stars?”"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ks3gpa6ftoyaq7hmf6c4qx4c/bafkreickzwdynkak7r4lur6afktglm3gontqsq5r5c7jeewyecyd4dczla@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The serious rebuttal to this idiocy is: If NASA did fake the moon landing, the USSR would have blown the whistle on it immediately.
The fun conspiracy theory is that NASA actually did hire Stanley Kubrick to film a moon landing. But he was such a perfectionist, he insisted on filming on location.
The fun conspiracy theory is that NASA actually did hire Stanley Kubrick to film a moon landing. But he was such a perfectionist, he insisted on filming on location.
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It's official - Sydney is the preferred city of nasty ignorant right wing scum.
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It's official - Sydney is the preferred city of nasty ignorant right wing scum.
Change one letter, ruin confectionery:
Fa–
No. Let’s not, and say we didn’t.
Fa–
No. Let’s not, and say we didn’t.
Change one letter, ruin confectionary:
S&M's.
S&M's.
SARS Bar
October 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Change one letter, ruin confectionery:
Fa–
No. Let’s not, and say we didn’t.
Fa–
No. Let’s not, and say we didn’t.
The Andrew formerly known as Prince
October 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The Andrew formerly known as Prince
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings, which beats your pair of Queens.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings, and my girlfriend is from Canada. You wouldn't know her.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings, and have I got a great deal for you on a new or used car
October 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings, which beats your pair of Queens.
A year to the day since the cure for imposter syndrome was discovered.
October 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
A year to the day since the cure for imposter syndrome was discovered.
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Its so funny having News Corp and Nine hacks pushing that "Melbourne is tired unsafe and broke" line when the reality of how much its booming forces its way into the news pages
www.theage.com.au/national/vic...
www.theage.com.au/national/vic...
Wonderwall of cash: Week of stellar events to send Melbourne economy surging
Triple header of Melbourne Cup, Oasis and Metallica predicted to bring a once-in-a-decade boom for local businesses.
www.theage.com.au
October 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Its so funny having News Corp and Nine hacks pushing that "Melbourne is tired unsafe and broke" line when the reality of how much its booming forces its way into the news pages
www.theage.com.au/national/vic...
www.theage.com.au/national/vic...
10 comedies to get to know me (movie edition):
Blazing Saddles
Airplane!
The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad!
There’s Something About Mary
Duck Soup
The Aristocrats
This Is Spinal Tap
Dr Strangelove (Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb)
Clerks
Easy A
#filmbluesky
Blazing Saddles
Airplane!
The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad!
There’s Something About Mary
Duck Soup
The Aristocrats
This Is Spinal Tap
Dr Strangelove (Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb)
Clerks
Easy A
#filmbluesky
10 comedies to get to know me (movie edition) :
Arsenic and Old Lace
Clue
Le Diner de Cons (The Dinner Game)
Four Weddings and a Funeral
The Great Muppet Caper
Much Ado About Nothing (1993)
A Night at the Opera
Ruthless People
Spaceballs
This Is Spinal Tap
#FilmBlueSky
Arsenic and Old Lace
Clue
Le Diner de Cons (The Dinner Game)
Four Weddings and a Funeral
The Great Muppet Caper
Much Ado About Nothing (1993)
A Night at the Opera
Ruthless People
Spaceballs
This Is Spinal Tap
#FilmBlueSky
October 28, 2025 at 10:03 AM
10 comedies to get to know me (movie edition):
Blazing Saddles
Airplane!
The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad!
There’s Something About Mary
Duck Soup
The Aristocrats
This Is Spinal Tap
Dr Strangelove (Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb)
Clerks
Easy A
#filmbluesky
Blazing Saddles
Airplane!
The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad!
There’s Something About Mary
Duck Soup
The Aristocrats
This Is Spinal Tap
Dr Strangelove (Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb)
Clerks
Easy A
#filmbluesky
(Mr Miyagi voice): Jackson, jacksoff.
October 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
(Mr Miyagi voice): Jackson, jacksoff.
[Marco Rubio growls incoherently. Trump taps Kevin Rudd on the shoulder.]
TRUMP: He doesn’t like you.
RUDD: I’m sorry.
TRUMP: I don’t like you either. You just watch yourself. We’re wanted men. I have the death sentence on me in twelve systems.”
RUDD: I’ll be careful.
TRUMP: You’ll be dead!
TRUMP: He doesn’t like you.
RUDD: I’m sorry.
TRUMP: I don’t like you either. You just watch yourself. We’re wanted men. I have the death sentence on me in twelve systems.”
RUDD: I’ll be careful.
TRUMP: You’ll be dead!
October 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
[Marco Rubio growls incoherently. Trump taps Kevin Rudd on the shoulder.]
TRUMP: He doesn’t like you.
RUDD: I’m sorry.
TRUMP: I don’t like you either. You just watch yourself. We’re wanted men. I have the death sentence on me in twelve systems.”
RUDD: I’ll be careful.
TRUMP: You’ll be dead!
TRUMP: He doesn’t like you.
RUDD: I’m sorry.
TRUMP: I don’t like you either. You just watch yourself. We’re wanted men. I have the death sentence on me in twelve systems.”
RUDD: I’ll be careful.
TRUMP: You’ll be dead!
I want to sell endless mimosas in a strip club solely so I can promote it as ‘Bottomless Brunch in Topless Bar.’
October 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I want to sell endless mimosas in a strip club solely so I can promote it as ‘Bottomless Brunch in Topless Bar.’
I now need a new bobblehead for my bedside table
October 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I now need a new bobblehead for my bedside table
“Get your belly rubs and blowjobs here, folks.”
October 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
“Get your belly rubs and blowjobs here, folks.”
True Fact: the Pax Romana was ancient Rome’s largest gaming festival
October 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
True Fact: the Pax Romana was ancient Rome’s largest gaming festival
I am pleased to report that the new Living End album “I Only Trust Rock N Roll” does indeed rock and roll.
October 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I am pleased to report that the new Living End album “I Only Trust Rock N Roll” does indeed rock and roll.
I think we’re all glad the CEO of Western Sydney Women can give her take on laws which will affect Victorians.
Next, I look forward to the Parramatta Eels providing feedback to the AFL on how they should run the sport.
Next, I look forward to the Parramatta Eels providing feedback to the AFL on how they should run the sport.
October 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I think we’re all glad the CEO of Western Sydney Women can give her take on laws which will affect Victorians.
Next, I look forward to the Parramatta Eels providing feedback to the AFL on how they should run the sport.
Next, I look forward to the Parramatta Eels providing feedback to the AFL on how they should run the sport.
Post something random, or you’ll have an awful October
September 29, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Post something random, or you’ll have an awful October
The famous line about Jean-Luc Picard being a bald man in the 24th Century always comes to mind. “The point is not that we will have cured baldness. The point is that people will not care.”
I was asked by @gqmagazine.bsky.social to write a little bit about just going bald in the age of widespread head-shaving and affordable, believable hair transplants...so I did!
Nothing Looks Cooler Than Not Caring You’re Balding
In a polarized culture that demands balding men pick a side, opting for the follicular middle ground is a refreshing act of honesty.
www.gq.com
September 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The famous line about Jean-Luc Picard being a bald man in the 24th Century always comes to mind. “The point is not that we will have cured baldness. The point is that people will not care.”