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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️
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Writer. Sports fan. Trivia buff. Founder of the Church of the Eternal Shortcut. Social media manager for @baypointsc.bsky.social. Undertaking a mission to eventually visit every cinema in Melbourne. https://dylangoestothemovies.wordpress.com
Ah. Would have been busier during Easter, yes?
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 AM
“That was equal to your other jokes.”
“Yep. Equally bad.”
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 AM
My expansion to your theory is that in art, you and I can have perfectly valid, yet differing interpretations, of the text.

There isn’t one definitive “correct” answer they can find to unlock their understanding. And that infuriates them.
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
It will always be play lunch. A big raspberry to those who call it little lunch.
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Not sure that joke works in 15 BC
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Oh, it’s directed by Kathryn Bigelow.

That’s gone straight on my must watch list
November 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Oh, you mean like a milk bar.
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Oh, that reminds me I’m out of mouthwash
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Because then they would have nothing to complain about. I said it once before, that lot feel no joy in anything at all. They might have started out hating just for the clicks and the cash, but now it’s poisoned them and hate has become their natural state of mind.
October 31, 2025 at 4:57 AM
One of the three pillars of NSW high society. Bent politicians, crooked property developers, and colourful racing identities.
October 31, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Good element jokes come up periodically.
October 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
And all for nought now farmers are unable to sell American wind to China.
October 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM