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John G.

@iaincaradoc.bsky.social

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Network architect/engineer, photographer, ceraunophile.

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John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social · Nov 19

"There are three kinds of people. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."
-- Will Rogers

Best not to be holding their hand when they do that, either.

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John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social · 2h

She was wrong about one thing, for sure.

She radically underestimated the size of that basket.

John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social · 5h

a man in a hawaiian shirt holds a microphone

ALT: a man in a hawaiian shirt holds a microphone

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John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social · 8h

Vance is literally on the record saying he’ll make shit up to push his agenda.

Vance defends spreading claims that Haitian migrants are eating pets

Sen. JD Vance, in a media appearance, blames the media for ignoring the situation in Springfield, Ohio, and justifies false stories about Haitian migrants.

www.npr.org

John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social · 9h

...and your WIC/SNAP/other "socialist" assistance.

John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social · 9h

Surely <Hic>seth can identify the people on board, and tell us what “drugs” they were carrying?

John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social · 9h

Can’t wait to hear Squeaker Johnson deny any knowledge of it.

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Kepano Kolohe @alala55.bsky.social · 10h

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John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social · 11h

One would hope that Trump could get his ICE "agents" to stop shooting Christian pastors in the face before he'd try getting entire other countries to change anything.

Especially the ones who're so excited about it that they appear to soil their pants in the process.

Image of a "federal agent" shooting Rev. Jorge Bautista point-blank in the face with a "muzzle-dispersion" round, with an obvious wet spot on the front of his pants.

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John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social · 11h

Weird.

Isn't this exactly the kind of waste and fraud we were told DOGE was going to "eliminate," but didn't?

Ben Penn @benjaminpenn.bsky.social · 1d

Scoop: FBI ousts senior official after Kash Patel’s fury over news of his use of government jet to see girlfriend perform. The removed head of critical incident response group was 27-year FBI veteran who oversaw aviation sections.
news.bloomberglaw.com/ip-law/fbi-o...

FBI Ousts Leader as Patel Fumes Over Attention to Agency Jet Use

The FBI forced out a senior official overseeing aviation shortly after Director Kash Patel grew outraged about revelations of his publicly-available jet logs indicating he’d flown to see his musician ...

news.bloomberglaw.com

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John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social · 21h

A *broken* rectal thermometer.

Jagged glass dripping toxic mercury.

John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social · 1d

He’s still smarter than his base.

I mean, they voted for him…

John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social · 1d

Chris O’Dowd of “The IT Crowd” speaking into a telephone, saying, “You say people are treating you like a Nazi? Have you tried not acting like a Nazi?”

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🦋 ~Bindi~ 🦋 @bindiatthebeach.bsky.social · 2d

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John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social · 2d

Apparently Der Pedoführer needed a new room to change his diaper.

The marble is so it can be hosed off more easily.

John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social · 2d

His refusal to take responsibility for anything is not new.

Remember this?

'I don't take responsibility': Trump shakes hands and spreads blame over coronavirus

Declaring a national emergency at the White House, the president defied medical advice and acted like a one-man coronavirus cannon

www.theguardian.com

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John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social · 2d

You saw those pants, right?

Jimmy Bowman was having flashbacks to the first time he was with a naugahyde couch.

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John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social · 2d

Image of RFK Jr. making hand gestures and saying something, captioned "[DERANGED NEIGHING]"

John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social · 2d

I say we call it the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Performing Arts Center, after his old best friend.

Just like we should call that other monstrosity the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom.

Because they're just happening to distract us.

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John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social · 2d

My brain continues to insist that Catturd died of constipation back in January.

In some alternate universe, this was his last Tweet.

Tweet from "Catturd" saying "I'm in the hospital with a bowel blockage. I'll give you more details tomorrow."

Dated Jan 21, 2025

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John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social · 2d

One is forced to wonder why he sat on that for so long.

John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social · 3d

Never forget that Schweikert claimed to be whipping votes *against* the "Big Beautiful Bill" before claiming to have slept through the vote, then claiming he would have voted *for* it if he hadn't "fallen asleep."

He's a liar with multiple ethical violations, and an oathbreaker.

John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social · 3d

Keep in mind that whoever's answering his phones right now isn't getting paid - they're *volunteering* to support someone who has thus far refused to listen to his constituents, and continues to defend the names in the Trumpstein Files.

Ask them why they're doing that next time you call.

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John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social · 3d

See if you can get one of his staffers to interrupt his nap.

Sleepy Dave loves his naps.

John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social · 3d

The question I have:

Does Miller prefer the smell of his *own* farts, or does he prefer sniffing Elon's farts *while* Elon is fiddling with Mrs. Miller?

Because that's where the evidence seems to point...

John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social · 3d

a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words naughty naughty you 're teasing me above him

ALT: a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words naughty naughty you 're teasing me above him

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