Hyasynth
@hyasynthesized.bsky.social
Trans girl, twitch streamer, undertale speedrunner, and autistic. 21 years old. it/they/she
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Hyasynth
@hyasynthesized.bsky.social
· Aug 1
Whoever decided weird was an insult was probably terribly boring
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actually that thing you liked/disliked is bad/good because i disliked/liked it, checkmate loser
December 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
actually that thing you liked/disliked is bad/good because i disliked/liked it, checkmate loser
do british stray dogs get sent to the kilogram?
December 5, 2025 at 7:31 AM
do british stray dogs get sent to the kilogram?
love c++ cause youll see std::endl and be like "oh yay a constant that automatically evaluates to \n on linux and \r\n on windows"
and then c++ will be like fuck you im flushing your buffer and you did it in a loop and now your -O3 code is slower than python
and then c++ will be like fuck you im flushing your buffer and you did it in a loop and now your -O3 code is slower than python
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 AM
love c++ cause youll see std::endl and be like "oh yay a constant that automatically evaluates to \n on linux and \r\n on windows"
and then c++ will be like fuck you im flushing your buffer and you did it in a loop and now your -O3 code is slower than python
and then c++ will be like fuck you im flushing your buffer and you did it in a loop and now your -O3 code is slower than python
I must not be ragebaited. Bait is the mind-killer. Rage is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my rage. I will permit the bait to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the rage has gone there will be nothing.
December 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I must not be ragebaited. Bait is the mind-killer. Rage is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my rage. I will permit the bait to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the rage has gone there will be nothing.
yeah omori is conceptually great and a story for the ages but actually playing the thing? snoreeee. nonexistent fucking pacing. maybe like one hour of story for every 6 you spend fucking around sweethearts castle.
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 AM
yeah omori is conceptually great and a story for the ages but actually playing the thing? snoreeee. nonexistent fucking pacing. maybe like one hour of story for every 6 you spend fucking around sweethearts castle.
never met a gay person whos okay at math stg its either math major super autistic about it or borderline dyscalcula no in between
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
never met a gay person whos okay at math stg its either math major super autistic about it or borderline dyscalcula no in between
Do you ever see a political comic where you theoretically agree with the underlying message but the comic is so bad that it honestly almost makes you want to change teams
December 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Do you ever see a political comic where you theoretically agree with the underlying message but the comic is so bad that it honestly almost makes you want to change teams
you look around and ask why nobody is doing anything to stop it and then you realize youre somebody and thats even scarier
December 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
you look around and ask why nobody is doing anything to stop it and then you realize youre somebody and thats even scarier
sometimes someone comes along who reminds you that youre more than what the worst people youve ever met did to you and i think thats pretty beautiful
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 AM
sometimes someone comes along who reminds you that youre more than what the worst people youve ever met did to you and i think thats pretty beautiful
🧵I'm tired of the Hatsune Miku thing I don't think it's good for anyone. Notch made minecraft. JK Rowling made Harry Potter. Shayy made Shayy SGS. Erwin Schrodinger made the Schrodinger equation. Sometimes people aren't 100% evil. Sometimes the same person who did unforgivable things also did
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
🧵I'm tired of the Hatsune Miku thing I don't think it's good for anyone. Notch made minecraft. JK Rowling made Harry Potter. Shayy made Shayy SGS. Erwin Schrodinger made the Schrodinger equation. Sometimes people aren't 100% evil. Sometimes the same person who did unforgivable things also did
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I must not react to dumb news takes. Reacting to dumb news takes is the context killer
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I must not react to dumb news takes. Reacting to dumb news takes is the context killer
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Just tried to follow a cheesecake recipe only to realize once it was too late to back out it was AI generated and missing steps so I had to improvise my way through based on the parts of the slop that were stolen from real recipes and general baking knowledge. It's in the oven right now.
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Just tried to follow a cheesecake recipe only to realize once it was too late to back out it was AI generated and missing steps so I had to improvise my way through based on the parts of the slop that were stolen from real recipes and general baking knowledge. It's in the oven right now.
ketchup isnt available what are you putting on your fries
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
ketchup isnt available what are you putting on your fries
1/ when someone puts on a mask of being a kind and empathetic person and uses that mask to hurt people, it results in a strange kind of grief when the mask slips. the person your grieving, the kind one, doesnt actually exist, and are just a construct of a heinous person.
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
1/ when someone puts on a mask of being a kind and empathetic person and uses that mask to hurt people, it results in a strange kind of grief when the mask slips. the person your grieving, the kind one, doesnt actually exist, and are just a construct of a heinous person.
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and yes this is a tweet!!
if in casual conversation you say "I saw a tweet the other day" you don't correct yourself to say you saw a "toot" or a "skeet", bc deep down we all intuitively know the tweet is a format
if in casual conversation you say "I saw a tweet the other day" you don't correct yourself to say you saw a "toot" or a "skeet", bc deep down we all intuitively know the tweet is a format
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
and yes this is a tweet!!
if in casual conversation you say "I saw a tweet the other day" you don't correct yourself to say you saw a "toot" or a "skeet", bc deep down we all intuitively know the tweet is a format
if in casual conversation you say "I saw a tweet the other day" you don't correct yourself to say you saw a "toot" or a "skeet", bc deep down we all intuitively know the tweet is a format
how did swiss miss instant piss end up as a vocal stim for me
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
how did swiss miss instant piss end up as a vocal stim for me
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Transgender awareness week is over, you are unaware that you are transgender
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Transgender awareness week is over, you are unaware that you are transgender
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“It's both possible, and even necessary, to simultaneously enjoy media while also being critical of its more problematic or pernicious aspects" was such a simple message that was so thoroughly and viciously rejected, but i think many of you still need to learn it
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“It's both possible, and even necessary, to simultaneously enjoy media while also being critical of its more problematic or pernicious aspects" was such a simple message that was so thoroughly and viciously rejected, but i think many of you still need to learn it
i wanna learn how to cry on cue, crash a wedding for a couple I've never met, object and say the groom is already married to me, then when he said hes never heard of me, burst into tears, start a physical fight with him, and lose
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i wanna learn how to cry on cue, crash a wedding for a couple I've never met, object and say the groom is already married to me, then when he said hes never heard of me, burst into tears, start a physical fight with him, and lose
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can't even count past 5 anymore or I get mentally flashbanged with brainrot
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
can't even count past 5 anymore or I get mentally flashbanged with brainrot
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uhhhhhh
localhost:8080 and 127.0.0.1:8080 shows two different web apps
network stack's haunted
localhost:8080 and 127.0.0.1:8080 shows two different web apps
network stack's haunted
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
uhhhhhh
localhost:8080 and 127.0.0.1:8080 shows two different web apps
network stack's haunted
localhost:8080 and 127.0.0.1:8080 shows two different web apps
network stack's haunted