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Polychrome
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Just zis guy, you know.
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”

“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Open sourced Zork today opensource.microsoft.com/blog/2025/11... and ran it on a swarm of containers in the cloud 😂
Preserving code that shaped generations: Zork I, II, and III go Open Source
Microsoft’s Open Source Programs Office (OSPO), Team Xbox, and Activision are making Zork I, Zork II, and Zork III available under the MIT License.
opensource.microsoft.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Do you live in Asgard, but wish you could view shows only available in Niflheim? Then you should use Norse VPN!
October 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.
October 20, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, and Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed and I say give me another!
Space mom and dad when dad’s the dd and mom gets a second martini 🤣
October 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Everything still sucks, but at least there's new Far Side
"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad!

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
October 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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AI still can’t do this
October 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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RIP Renato Casaro, an Italian artist known for his film posters.
He passed away yesterday at the age of 89.
October 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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eternal september appropriately ends in october
Final day of AOL dialup service. Enjoy while it lasts.
October 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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the law of the short underpass is, at least, immediately self-enforcing
Actually this particular sign is one you probably should obey in advance.
September 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Important update:
September 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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🍂 It’s officially Autumn, and if you’re not rewatching Twilight while playing Against the Storm, you’re seriously missing out.

The Steam Autumn Sale is live, and Against the Storm and its DLCs are now discounted:
store.steampowered.com/app/1336490/...
September 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Somebody loan me $2.3k real quick. I wanna buy a Triceratops.
It looks like Dinosaur Field Station of NJ is closing and selling their Dino sculptures
September 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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September 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Happy Earth Wind & Fire Day!

youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
youtu.be
September 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Saving this here for later.
September 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Orson Welles, best known for playing Unicron in Transformers (1986)
September 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM