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Hurb Cherpley
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · Sep 11
I remember where I was on 9/11. I was getting my dick sucked in a parking lot instead of going to my job on the 92nd floor of the North Tower. Don't tell my wife. She thinks I'm dead.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 4h
Hello sir, I-*briefcase full of Barry Goldwater photos falls open*
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 6h
People on here are already group-chatting. This place nearly collapsed due to a rancid Discord instance. Just fuckin' implement it already.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 6h
As someone who grew up in a conservative area, they've absolutely always been like that.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 6h
The only young Democrats with any sort of following are at the very least progressive, but sure, they're the problem.
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Cai @annenotation.bsky.social · 1d
Leftists are just wreckers. They are a huge part of why we currently have no bench.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 7h
I was having a good time with it up until the moment when the game was like "actually, the anti-racist rebels are just as bad as the racists."
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 8h
LOL
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 9h
Without even looking, I’m going to guess that Bioshock: Infinite is well-represented here.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 21h
He’s already blown his chance for the shortest post-presidency, but he’s still on pace for that #2 spot.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 21h
a man in a white cape is standing on top of a mountain with his arms outstretched
ALT: a man in a white cape is standing on top of a mountain with his arms outstretched
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 21h
He’s the Anti-Carter.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 21h
He simply must pay for his crimes
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 21h
I’m praying twice as hard for the cancer
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LESams @lsam22.bsky.social · 1d
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 22h
Time to hook her up to the Clockwork Orange machine
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 1d
Me, wearing the ring: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me, being hunted by the Nazgûl: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 1d
Recreating the Khmer Rouge from first principles.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 1d
Paul Headass
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 1d
Every photo in that story gets funnier and funnier.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 1d
Your column at Persuasion is on its way.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 1d
He was apparently still trying his shit while in prison. Good fuckin' riddance.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 1d
No, you're the correct one here. Just have them fight the alien bugs already.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 1d
Oh, no, don't threaten me with disbanding the United States government and deporting me to, like, Ireland.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 1d
This is the Rosetta Stone for understanding modern America.
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 1d
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 1d
I could never see myself caring about the goddamned X-Men, which I think qualifies me to write an X-book.
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 1d
There are a bunch of dorks in the comments here getting mad at an opinion that basically boils down to "I think they should arrest Bugs Bunny."
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 1d
The Mutant Registration Act is a good idea.
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X-Men Don't Need Britches 💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 1d
What's an opinion about X-Men that'll get you sent to jail? Is Jean really interesting or really boring? Should Logan have stayed dead? Do you think a certain x-mens outfit is positively horrendous even though people seem to love it?

The Brood Saga is better than Dark Phoenix imo 🤷
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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 1d
Nerds will look at this critique and go, “no, actually, *I’m* friends with them.”
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 2d
around season 3 people WILL start to notice that none of the characters on your workplace sitcom have meaningful relationships outside of work
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