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Howie’s Everything Club

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Wildlife biologist, dabbler in science communication, ok at yoyo howies_everythingclub on all the socials

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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 1h

At 3 am Gordon Gano remembers what 8 was for. He speaks it aloud into the still darkness. The apocalypse begins

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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 19h

I won’t be interested until they add cities knights and seafarers

Forbes @forbes.com · 2d

The deal will include an undisclosed number of film and television projects, both live-action and animated.

Netflix Strikes Deal To Develop ‘Catan’ Game Into Film And Television Projects

The deal will include an undisclosed number of film and television projects, both live-action and animated.

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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 3d

“Why do you love birds so much?”
Good question I think it all started when at a formative time in my adolescence I saw a movie in which Michelle Pfeiffer was a red-tailed hawk
“Then why cats?”
Ok you’re not going to believe this

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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 5d

Just want to recapture the awe of seeing the Prince of Persia sprite running for the first time

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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 6d

I keep seeing that guys overwhelmingly only post themselves with sunglasses on dating apps and that simply could not be me have you seen these peepers

Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 6d

An account of riverine and riparian thirst traps called Only Alluvial Fans

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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 6d

This list makes me very nostalgic

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 7d

as someone who was a teenage girl on the internet, i think making AI-generated revenge porn of a minor should get you the electric chair actually

รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ 🏳️‍🌈 @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · Aug 11

it's 30 years later and this still happens.

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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 8d

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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 8d

Adventure stories usually start with an unsustainable situation waiting for an inciting event. For example Walter white had to eat turkey bacon

Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 8d

The monster mash isn’t actually the song. Boring joke. “Everybody” start doing the locomotion before the song came out you ding dongs. The cops in the donut shops didn’t walk like Egyptians spontaneously. Be absolutely serious

Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 8d

Next time you get scared of Portland imagine Ramona Geraldine Quimby laughing at you while she walks down Klickitat street to the library, roller skates and bananas in her backpack

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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · Aug 23

Let’s do it

Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · Aug 20

Embarrassing

Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · Aug 20

Big dam energy

Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · Aug 19

“In My Next Life I Would Like to be a River Otter,”
She says
But a next life is no guarantee
Let alone as your
Chosen creature.
Safer is to live like an otter
Today.
Play in the streams
Dive
Intertwine yourself with a loved one
On a riverbank
Bask in the sun
Nap
Enjoy a fresh-caught trout
Frolic
And if your dream comes true
What luck
You will be practiced.

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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · Aug 19

Scandal: the boxcar children only lived in a boxcar for one book and the next 160 books were about rich kids solving mysteries

Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · Aug 12

The guy who was so mad that someone else proposed a better idea than him for rescuing children that he called him a pedophile. That was sane Elon

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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · Aug 12

Hey Sweetie
There’s a bedgraggled and bedheaded
Baby chickadee, markings diffuse
Right outside my home office window.
Chickadee babies look like proper tits at two weeks
As ready to live as any of us
But they are also so new at this.
This one has a lot to learn
And little time to learn it.
It is born into a perilous world and time.
Me too, chickadee.
This is also my first time on Earth.

-Matt Howard

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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · Aug 12

I read poems I’ve written on Patreon. That’s funny, right? They’re free

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Every Recipe Lies About Onions | Howie’s Everything Club

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Aug 6

I asked ChatGPT to call the cutie store and no one knew you lol. But then I went to the cutie store myself and everyone knew you. What ChatGPT actually did was call the same Qdoba location 15 times and make outrageous threats against the employees that fell just short of actionability

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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · Jul 29

And video closed captions will always interpret it as "essay"

Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · Jul 29

In the 90s we were told in school that we needed to save water and energy and at the time I thought it was to save the planet on which we depend but only now do I realize we were saving it all to be wasted on the worst technology in history. I wish I’d done the slip and slide more

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