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Everything is better with Old Bay | Maryland stuff | nonprofits | education | animal welfare | occasional theme park nonsense | I play with my food.

BG photo is Lake Eibsee in Germany.
It was a great idea to have an NFL team in Vegas. I am very smart.
The Raiders with a field goal as time expires ... and the Raiders lose to the Broncos 24-17
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Oh, tomorrow is Green Monday? Thank goodness, I was going through withdrawals.
December 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I have bad news for when he's 8. Or 10. Or 13.
My 2 year old son, a few weeks into potty training:
December 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
December 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
They should make Ben Johnson put three shirts on for that dogshit play call.
December 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I know that look. That's the "I really effed up, dad" look my dog gives me at least once a day. Glad Sadie made it home safe.
Sadie, a Labrador retriever mix, had gotten out of an Airbnb nearby and bolted to the beach.

The search and rescue team was almost ready to give up when they spotted the dog about three-quarters of a mile from the shore.
Lifeguards save dog swept nearly a mile out to sea by rip current
The search and rescue team was almost ready to give up when they spotted the dog, a black Lab mix.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
She's already there.
I want this woman thrown in prison for at least a decade.
December 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Ho ho hoagies.
Pope Leo XIV had an important meeting this morning.
December 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Commanders
Describe the Ravens offense in one word ⤵️
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I did a pretty good thing.
December 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
How can you not love snow games?
December 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Redzone making my ears bleed.
December 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Totally innocent. The banana bread was clearly falling off the counter and they were trying to save it.
Stole banana bread off the counter.
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I would very much like to be able to sleep.
December 7, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Curt Cignetti probably gonna go home and celebrate by organizing his receipts to file his taxes.
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Fernando loves that camera.
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Art.
December 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Wow.
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I know he's a little corny, but Gus Johnson is a national treasure.
December 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Give me the French fry hooman.
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
HAHAHA THE KID WHO WON THE DR. PEPPER CHALLENGE IS GOING TO DENTAL SCHOOL!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
When the Taco Bell hits.
Y'all the latest episode of the #Kilauea #eruption just went CRAZY. It looks like pressure built up enough to explode out the ground around the two existing vents (first few seconds), leading to a massive surge in lava fountaining.🌋🤯

USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
December 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Few things better than a great linzer tart.
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The one thing is don't buy it.
December 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Marisa doing the Lord's work. A real mensch.
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December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM