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Everything is better with Old Bay | Maryland stuff | nonprofits | education | animal welfare | occasional theme park nonsense | I play with my food.

BG photo is Lake Eibsee in Germany.
February 3, 2026 at 12:46 AM
February 3, 2026 at 12:11 AM
You know you're tired when you leave your hotel room and then hit the button on your car keys waiting to hear the beep that indicates the door is locked. 🙃
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Admittedly, I'm not a Bad Bunny guy, but his tux was 🔥🔥🔥.
February 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Of course there is.
ICE now confirming that there is a measles outbreak at the Texas concentration camp where young Liam was held.
February 2, 2026 at 12:18 AM
What on earth did they do to the court at MSG?????
February 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I feel so terrible for all the people who have worked there for years. What a mess.
Trump: "I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything."
February 1, 2026 at 11:31 PM
February 1, 2026 at 11:16 PM
February 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
This is who runs this account.
February 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Jeez.
IMPORTANT MESSAGE– Schools are closed, offices will open on time, staff should report as on a regular non-instructional day for Monday, February 2, 2026.
Link here
IMPORTANT MESSAGE– Schools are closed, offices will open on time, staff should report as on a regular non-instructional day for Monday, February 2, 2026.
mocofeed.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Why not go one step further and say you can only move to Florida if you actively have measles and polio?
February 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
My kids are gonna need a map of the school to find their classes when they finally go back.
February 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Two hour delay for schools here tomorrow and Tuesday.
a woman is crying and leaning against a wall with her eyes closed .
Alt: a woman is crying and leaning against a wall with her eyes closed .
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Spot is saved. I don't make the rules.
Warm greetings from South Philadelphia
February 1, 2026 at 4:41 PM
And...scene.
February 1, 2026 at 3:41 PM
February 1, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Good morning from the arm of my fleece.
February 1, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Andy Kaufman lives!
Billionaires get a bad rap. But most of them make our lives much better.

The proposed CA Billionaire Tax Act is a tax on unrealized gains and is already driving founders out of the state.

Join us Feb 7 and #MarchForBillionaires!
marchforbillionaires.org
February 1, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Found the Penguin's burner account.
February 1, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Finger on the pulse.
January 31, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I was excited to see that it may hit 32 on Monday, only to remember that I'll be in Pittsburgh where it will be 20 with snow showers.
January 31, 2026 at 11:03 PM
They haven't even released all the files and people have lost their goddamned minds.
January 31, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Me before my man starts on the other 7/8.
January 31, 2026 at 10:50 PM