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hourlongsauce.bsky.social
It’s Dana, actually
@hourlongsauce.bsky.social
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One half of The Mixed Tag Podcast | Awkward AF | Here for the funny | Skol 💜 Here’s my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:j67k5xuk2ngpzxmhmonvcswr/feed/aaacgoj6lmmz2
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · May 28
For someone who loves posts about cats and HR, you’d be surprised at how filthy I am.
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 1d
Who can I drunk text right now?
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 2d
Just got asked if I’d like to take advantage of the senior discount if you’re wondering how my day is going.
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 2d
Eew!
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 3d
I discovered that my house is a whole lot cleaner when I take my glasses off.
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 3d
Ah crap, I didn’t know coming here meant homework.

Also, is there a tutor available? I have some catching up to do.
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 4d
Sure was a lot crying kids at Target. Clearly they don’t appreciate the magic that place is.
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 5d
My current hobby is buying everything I need for a new hobby and then not doing said hobby.
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Kellalena🕷️ @kellalena.bsky.social · 6d
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I am the stabbiest.
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 6d
Oh my gosh they do! Also…
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 6d
Exhibit A
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 6d
Perfecting my surgeon’s knot with all these bracelets I’m making so if anyone needs an operation hit me up.
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 7d
Me: Hey siri, will rabbits eat my mums?

Siri: Rabbits eat mushrooms. Rabbits given wood ear mushrooms have lower LDL.

Me: repeats question.

Siri: gives same response.

Me: No, no. Siri. Do. Rabbits. Eat. Mums.

Siri: Cannibalism is rare but can happen in rabbits.

Me: ffs never mind
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 8d
Does anyone want a best friend? I’m a really good one.
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Neverland Lost Boy @burn-the-ships.bsky.social · 9d
Happy Fri Friends
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 9d
So you guys got crushes over here or?
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 9d
I’ll sign up for anything to get a free T-shirt that I’ll throw in a drawer and never wear.
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 9d
Anyone with a taco emoji gets my full attention.
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 9d
a woman in a yellow jacket is holding a door handle and saying oh you
ALT: a woman in a yellow jacket is holding a door handle and saying oh you
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 9d
a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland says why thank you !
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 9d
a woman with her eyes closed and her hands folded says no you are
ALT: a woman with her eyes closed and her hands folded says no you are
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 9d
Me losing my shit but only because you are so kind as to QP me! Thank you, my friend! 🥰
kermit the frog is dancing on a stage with a red curtain behind him .
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 10d
Remember that time we all joined mastodon? Wait… we’re doing it again?
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 10d
I just had to be patient.
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 10d
All I want is for someone to do TikTok dances with me. Is that too much to ask?
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 10d
So weird to see this today. I just dreamed last night that I shit my pants.
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