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24 | Just your friendly neighborhood lesbian. The og #FlapperBomb shipper 💣🥂 #transrightsarehumanrights MDNF❗️ 🏳️‍🌈 she/her My YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@haloo_haybay?si=GFk1odkC8b0WRc8A

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Haylie @hostileballad.bsky.social · May 16

This was my 15 seconds of fame and I hated being right. For context, Viv liked my tweet and a small portion of the fandom was freaking out lol.
#stolas #stolitz #scars #helluvaboss

My tweet from Feb 14, 2024:
“I think people fail to realize that even though Stolas “looks fine” in Oops, he most definitely has permanent scarring underneath his feathers after Western Energy. I hope this is addressed in Full Moon and we get to see Blitzø’s reaction.”
There are two images of Stolas: one of Stolas confessing he has feelings to Ozzie and the other of Stolas bandaged in a hospital bed.

A soaking wet, emotionally destroyed Stolas sits in Blitzø’s tiny bathtub. He has an obvious scar on his shoulder and Blitzø looks concerned.

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Haylie @hostileballad.bsky.social · 4m

Lucifer: I’m going to make my people look like angels.
Satan, Beelzebub, Belphegor, & Leviathan: I’m go to make my people in my exact image.
Asmodeus: Ok, hear me out, they’re like imps, but 10x as sexy.
Mammon: Dinos were fucking sick lol

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Dan @epasketch.bsky.social · 1h

I like Da Bird ( Stolas from Helluva Boss )

A bust sketch-painting?? sketch? of stolas from helluva boss, smiling at the camera

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Kathryn Salamander @transsalamander.bsky.social · 1h

I spent an extremely Normal amount of time making this before I ran out of room, now it's 2am

I'm very tired

#HazbinHotel #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse

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Haylie @hostileballad.bsky.social · 51m

So, now that we know that both imps and Goetia take their creators’ names in vain, I wonder if we’ll see Hellhounds saying “Oh My Beelzebub!” or Loan Sharks saying “Mammon dammit!”
#helluvaboss #hazbinhotel

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Beaky's Bigtop 🎪✨ @rubeusbeaky.bsky.social · 10h

Every few thousand years, the Goetia family bottlenecks down to an inbred mess, and Paimon hits up Lucifer to create fresh spouses for them. 🤣

Paimon: "There are so fucking many of them."

Lucifer: "I've been really busy with, um... important things."

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Beaky's Bigtop 🎪✨ @rubeusbeaky.bsky.social · 10h

Lucifer creates a bird thingy with elemental powers....
You guys, that duck is a Goetia.
All hail King Quackers!
🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lucifer's latest Goetia. All hail King Quackers!

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Beaky's Bigtop 🎪✨ @rubeusbeaky.bsky.social · 10h

🥺🥺🥺🥺
No but God's out here making things in their own image, and Lucifer wants to play, too.
He shows the first Goetia to his friend The Speaker of God. "Here, I made this for you. It looks just like you!"
Years later, banished, he tells Charlie stories about his friend The Speaker.
😭💔😭💔😭💔

Lucifer the dreamer creates the first Goetia

King Paimon (Lucifer's friend, a Goetia)

The Speaker of God, who Luci modeled the Goetia after.

Luci telling Charlie stories about The Speaker.

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Skylar Sunday 🔞 HAZBIN HOTEL SPOILERS @skylarsunday.bsky.social · 11h

At the same time, I’m really happy Sera isn’t the villain everyone wanted her to be and just a very conflicted soul. Like it really bothered me people immediately assumed she was.

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Skylar Sunday 🔞 HAZBIN HOTEL SPOILERS @skylarsunday.bsky.social · 11h

I’m glad that we’re being shown that the Vees are all equally bad and complicit in each other’s actions so people can stop babying Vel and Vox. They both endorse and provide support for Val for money and fame and vice versa, and it’s clear they find Angel’s abuse funny.

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Beaky's Bigtop 🎪✨ @rubeusbeaky.bsky.social · 12h

AWWW!!! 💔😭💔

Stolas having a lifelong attachment to an imaginary imp friend (transferring those affections to Blitzø), AND being gifted said friend by Paimon, is sadder with context!

That's what Lucifer did! He made the Goetia. He made friends for himself, and for Pai! They don't know any better! 😭

Stolas developed an attachment to an imaginary friend, an imp plushie, and transfers those comforting feelings into Blitzø.

Paimon simply GIFTS Stolas a new friend. Poof! That's how it works, right?

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Beaky's Bigtop 🎪✨ @rubeusbeaky.bsky.social · 12h

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lucifer having to explain to Lilith and The Sins, "Hey, my imaginary friend was getting clingy, so I gave him a portion of Hell to "rule over." But he's not REALLY King of anything. Shh, don't tell him. 🤐"

👑🍎🥧 #ApplePai my loves

King Paimon thinks the Ars Goetia are important...

Lucifer gives the Ars Goetia something to do so they're not clinging to him, and tells everyone else to act cool.

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Beaky's Bigtop 🎪✨ @rubeusbeaky.bsky.social · 12h

Imagining the day Luci gets banished to Hell. 🤣
In their fury, Heaven cracks Hell open, and throws Lucifer and his 72 bird projects into the pit.
The Sins have been playing in the endless dark for awhile. The new guy is bright as a star. They ooh and ah and invite him to play.

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Moon 💜☾⋆⁺ (Stolitz's version) @xverx.bsky.social · 12h

Blitz is worshipping lucifer rn

🌸DaniDraws🌸🔞 @danidraws666.bsky.social · 14h

I guess we have Lucifer to thank for goetia having cloacas 😌✨️

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Beaky's Bigtop 🎪✨ @rubeusbeaky.bsky.social · 13h

LORE DROP!!! NO WAY!!!! 💖😍💖
This. Changes. Everything!!!
Lucifer created Paimon?!
Pai is Luci's imaginary friend!!!!!
🫂❤️🫂❤️🫂❤️🫂❤️🫂

SaggingArts 💜 LVLUP 2026 @saggingarts.bsky.social · 15h

Ohhhh so THATS why the goetia get special privilege

Dang it Lucifer you’re to prideful 😂

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Haylie @hostileballad.bsky.social · 1h

Another blinky boy to add to my collection

a cartoon drawing of a red monster with big eyes

ALT: a cartoon drawing of a red monster with big eyes

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Beaky's Bigtop 🎪✨ @rubeusbeaky.bsky.social · 7h

No, NOW he's liddol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#AngelDustEdit
#LittlePentious
#HazbinHotelSpoilers
#HazbinHotelS2

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Maria 💕 @queenpinkmaria.bsky.social · 7h

The music was the absolute best! 🔥

redthespian - FETTUCCINE F*CK @redthespian.bsky.social · 10h

Not many “professional” reviews of Hazbin S2 yet but one of the few I found said that the music doesn’t measure up to the first season’s and ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND???

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HeartCHAGGED Hell-Bat (SPOILERS!) 🔞🎃💖 @lostboy1977.bsky.social · 7h

For those curious, if we line this up with Viv's post about Roo the other day, it's a VERY educated guess that Roo will make her first appearance in Season 3, possibly as an end-of-season cliffhanger like Lilith was in Season 1! Roo was most likely one of the last Season 3 sessions! 😈💪

#HazbinHotel

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DiZBrony 🔞 @dizbrony.bsky.social · 7h

Oh damn.
Given the context of the new episodes, Twiggie could not have nailed it harder.

Saint Twiggie 🙏 🔞 @twiggietime.bsky.social · Jun 3

Stalker
#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelsirpentious #cherrisnake

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RayAeternum ☀ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @rayaeternum.bsky.social · 4h

Had to sketch him as he is perfection ✨️

#SirPentious #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSpoilers #human form

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AyVee's TayHazbinTober era @avsclub03.bsky.social · 6h

What a weird way to say "i wanna rearrange your insides"
#huskerdust

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Rainkoda @rainkoda.bsky.social · 6h

#hazbinhotelseason2 #spoilers
Viv talks about how we will see the concept of Good and Evil. We all know Roo is the Root of Evil and the concept of it. Then who the fuck is Good?! Is it Charlie? Is she the creation of good born of Lucifer and Lilith? She has always been too pure for Hell imo.

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Cori the Corvid @corirooke.bsky.social · 6h

Second of my #hazbinhotel pumpkin set. We're not gonna talk about how many hours went into this one. But I will say it'll take a helluva lot to convince me it's worth it to do a soft carving on a white pumpkin ever again. 💀
#hazbinlucifer
#lucifermorningstar
#pumpkincarving

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Indy @indyarts.bsky.social · 3d

made a Velvette Doodle since show is released

#digitalart #artistsonBluesky #digitalartists #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart #Velvette #hazbinhotelVelvette #fanart #art #VelvetteHazbinhotel #velvetteFanart #artSky

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Eeby Deeby @chaunceyno4.bsky.social · 3d

Velvette is gonna have me in a lesbian chokehold this upcoming season I’m sure of it

#VelvetteHazbinHotel

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