Hoeyboey
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My friends made a custom ☝️🤓 emoji for me because of my Dork Levels.
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defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
omg it doooooo
Love writing rspec tests because it do! It really do!
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
omg it doooooo
Aight NOW I've beaten the game
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Aight NOW I've beaten the game
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Can someone ask the devs about the monkey, though
Birdcage is pretty good
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Can someone ask the devs about the monkey, though
I booked a haircut meaning I’m going to be spending the next week panicking over Quite How Short To Cut It in case anyone wonders why I’m generally losing it
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I booked a haircut meaning I’m going to be spending the next week panicking over Quite How Short To Cut It in case anyone wonders why I’m generally losing it
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Been doing more lino prints of my fave megas I used during my playthrough of Legends ZA!
Been really nice to get back into the hobby 😊
Been really nice to get back into the hobby 😊
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Been doing more lino prints of my fave megas I used during my playthrough of Legends ZA!
Been really nice to get back into the hobby 😊
Been really nice to get back into the hobby 😊
Excited for some trans woman called Excel to make the most fucked up mecha vn in 7 years
November 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Excited for some trans woman called Excel to make the most fucked up mecha vn in 7 years
DUDESSSSSSS
Been doing more lino prints of my fave megas I used during my playthrough of Legends ZA!
Been really nice to get back into the hobby 😊
Been really nice to get back into the hobby 😊
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
DUDESSSSSSS
Tried to buy some gloves on Etsy thinking "Oh yeah someone's bound to be selling them"
Every listing: WARM COZY MAGICAL WARMING GLOVES HAND-KNITTED ON THE PENNINES BY A SUITE OF LEPRECHAUNS
Every listing: WARM COZY MAGICAL WARMING GLOVES HAND-KNITTED ON THE PENNINES BY A SUITE OF LEPRECHAUNS
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Tried to buy some gloves on Etsy thinking "Oh yeah someone's bound to be selling them"
Every listing: WARM COZY MAGICAL WARMING GLOVES HAND-KNITTED ON THE PENNINES BY A SUITE OF LEPRECHAUNS
Every listing: WARM COZY MAGICAL WARMING GLOVES HAND-KNITTED ON THE PENNINES BY A SUITE OF LEPRECHAUNS
Watched a streamer playing Transistor for the first time the other day and like, yeah, Hades 2 is really good, but, like, I do miss this era of Supergiant www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9O2...
Transistor Original Soundtrack - We All Become
YouTube video by Supergiant Games
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Watched a streamer playing Transistor for the first time the other day and like, yeah, Hades 2 is really good, but, like, I do miss this era of Supergiant www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9O2...
You ever think about how in 1998 they introduced a trans character to the longest-running BBC soap opera about working class northerners, subsequently resulting in trans people getting legal recognition and protection, and in 2025 I can’t piss in McDonald’s
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
You ever think about how in 1998 they introduced a trans character to the longest-running BBC soap opera about working class northerners, subsequently resulting in trans people getting legal recognition and protection, and in 2025 I can’t piss in McDonald’s
I just think that being ill means everyone should be nice to me is all (the people being not nice are the cats)
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I just think that being ill means everyone should be nice to me is all (the people being not nice are the cats)
Oh no Metroid Other M on the feed again I will not post I will not post I will not post
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Oh no Metroid Other M on the feed again I will not post I will not post I will not post
I really do not talk about work stuff here for very good reasons but, if you have been hearing whispers of what's going on with Ruby, this is a very good article about What Has Happened To That Guy okayfail.com/2025/in-prai...
In Praise of dhh
A reflection on Ruby's past, present, and future.
okayfail.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I really do not talk about work stuff here for very good reasons but, if you have been hearing whispers of what's going on with Ruby, this is a very good article about What Has Happened To That Guy okayfail.com/2025/in-prai...
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September 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Why is a funeral service liking all my Instagram thirst traps
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Why is a funeral service liking all my Instagram thirst traps
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS COUNTRY
November 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS COUNTRY
WHAT A FUCKING FILM MAN.
November 5, 2025 at 9:38 AM
WHAT A FUCKING FILM MAN.
Cannot describe how much more anti-ChatGPT I have become since finding out it ‘talks’ like a fucking 22 year old simultaneously trying to armchair diagnose you with a developmental disorder and fuck you
November 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Cannot describe how much more anti-ChatGPT I have become since finding out it ‘talks’ like a fucking 22 year old simultaneously trying to armchair diagnose you with a developmental disorder and fuck you
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I did my starter from ZA, Jawnathon :3
November 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I did my starter from ZA, Jawnathon :3
Date night activity: gf teaching me lino printing techniques :3
November 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Date night activity: gf teaching me lino printing techniques :3
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Alan Wake 2
November 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Alan Wake 2
What a fucking film man
a silhouette of a person standing in front of a full moon in a dark room
Alt: A shot from Vampire Hunter D. D, a vampire hunter in a large hat and huge cloak, is on his horse, a silhouette in front of a full moon. The horse rises up on its hind legs, while the cloak flares like bat wings.
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
What a fucking film man
Me: Okay I've had my fun with 2XKO, I'd like to go back to Strive for a while!
Every fucking Strive player's connection:
Every fucking Strive player's connection:
![A screenshot of a menu within strive that says
"Enter match with this player?
Opponent connection quality
[Wifi Indicator] 157ms"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bnbb52xhrgtteh5w5zp7vp5f/bafkreig4e42udnnbgbl2pvodcrqvkbt2h6kpichz2s7m65hnrcq74fqkqy@jpeg)
October 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Me: Okay I've had my fun with 2XKO, I'd like to go back to Strive for a while!
Every fucking Strive player's connection:
Every fucking Strive player's connection: