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Hjörvar Pétursson @hjorvarp.bsky.social · 17m

Svo gaman að geta heimaræktað okkar eigin melónu fyrir alla fjölskylduna

Á skurðarbretti er búið að skera heimaræktaða kantalópu-melónu í tvennt. Hún er svipuð á stærð og kannski svona meðalstór tómatur. Megnið af innvolsinu eru fræ en kannski svona sentimetraþykkt lag af laxableiku aldinkjöti. Það bragðaðist alveg ágætlega, báðir munnbitarnir.

Hjörvar Pétursson @hjorvarp.bsky.social · 12h

Guð hjálpar þeim sem hjálpa hver öðrum.

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Hjörvar Pétursson @hjorvarp.bsky.social · 1d

Ég held að magnaðasti Mandela-effekt sem ég hef nokkrusinni lent í hafi verið árabilið sem ég var sannfærður um að Hólmfríður Karlsdóttir væri eiginkona Tryggva Þórs Herbertssonar

Hólmfríður Karlsdóttir. Hún situr í vængjuðu hásæti með kórónu, veldissprota og Miss World borða yfir brjóstið.

Tryggvi Þór Herbertsson. Hann er krúnurakaður með þriggja daga brodda og frekjuskarð, í svörtum jakka og fráhnepptri hvítri skyrtu.

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Hjörvar Pétursson @hjorvarp.bsky.social · 1d

Gleðilegt kvennaverkfall. Áfram stelpur!

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Hjörvar Pétursson @hjorvarp.bsky.social · 2d

"You may not like it, but here's the truth: luxury always comes at someone else's expense. One of the many advantages of civilization is that one doesn't generally have to see that, if one doesn't wish. You're free to enjoy its benefits without troubling your conscience."
"It doesn't trouble yours?"

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Hjörvar Pétursson @hjorvarp.bsky.social · 2d

Þeim sem ætla í austurhluta Grafarvogs um Úlfarsárafleggjara er bent á að nota hringtorgið við Bauhaus

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Hjörvar Pétursson @hjorvarp.bsky.social · 2d

"What are you, twenty-one? Why don't you give it a rest… She is a person too. She has her own will. Why don't you join the foreign legion."
Goodbye Lucille #1. Paddy McAloon með sígræn skilaboð til nice guys.
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Prefab Sprout - Johnny Johnny (Official Video)

YouTube video by PrefabSproutVEVO

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Hjörvar Pétursson @hjorvarp.bsky.social · 3d

Í dag eru liðin 40 ár frá frumsýningu fyrsta þáttar af Sjúkrahúsinu í Svartaskógi. Lieblingszeiten.
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Die Schwarzwaldklinik - Intro Stereo HD - Fanart

YouTube video by magermunson

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Hjörvar Pétursson @hjorvarp.bsky.social · 3d

Í dag eru liðin 40 ár frá frumsýningu fyrsta þáttar af Sjúkrahúsinu í Svartaskógi. Lieblingszeiten.
youtu.be/RzitLZRrgI0?...

Die Schwarzwaldklinik - Intro Stereo HD - Fanart

YouTube video by magermunson

youtu.be

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Bergþóra Jóns @bergthora.bsky.social · 3d

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Hjörvar Pétursson @hjorvarp.bsky.social · 4d

Stop scrolling and name two characters who bring you happiness

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 8d

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com

Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.

www.thefarside.com

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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 7d

“can this research affect physical reality”
“ultimately, yes, because even things that aren’t words can be manipulated to exercise power over the material world“
“ok but it’s just words”
“every word is subtly infused with connections, politics, ideology” - grad seminar 2010, or boardroom 2025

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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 7d

2010 me: what is the future like
2025 me: dystopian but also they used Bayesianism to implement Internet Foucault

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Hjörvar Pétursson @hjorvarp.bsky.social · 8d

OK so I think I'm set for the next bout of #fbl #fantasybundesliga for #VfB Cummerbund. Had to stick to Ísak for a budget midfielder, him being the only compatriot in the league an whatnot.

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Hjörvar Pétursson @hjorvarp.bsky.social · 9d

Sveskjur. Held mikið uppá hvítu jólatertuna samt

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Hjörvar Pétursson @hjorvarp.bsky.social · 11d

Gæti skýrt ýmislegt

www.mwph.org

Exposure to lead can result in a variety
of effects upon neuropsychological
functioning including deficits in
general intellectual functioning, ability
to sustain attention on tasks,
organization of thinking and behavior,
speech articulation, language
comprehension and production,
learning and memory efficiency, fine
motor skills, high activity level, reduced
problem solving flexibility and poor
behavioral self-control.

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Hjörvar Pétursson @hjorvarp.bsky.social · 12d

rugla stundum ennþá saman Drakúla og Frankenstein

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Hjörvar Pétursson @hjorvarp.bsky.social · 14d

I'm not sure you're quite getting where she was coming from with that

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Red Public Defender @redpubdef.bsky.social · 19d

Had someone explain this phenomena as how knowledge expands outwards as a circle, it eventually becomes a donut. You forget how you acquired the basics that were foundational to your greater experience and they fade into the background.

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Hjörvar Pétursson @hjorvarp.bsky.social · 15d

Allt sem þarf til að leysa vanda heilbrigðiskerfisins er nógu mikið af duct tape og WD-40

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Hjörvar Pétursson @hjorvarp.bsky.social · 16d

Umskurður er núna woke

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 16d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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bendwalsh.bsky.social @bendwalsh.bsky.social · 16d

wtaf are you talking about

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Artybjorn @artybjorn.bsky.social · 16d

Krakkarnir verða að lesa Laxness!

Annað væri bara einhver menningar-marxismi!

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Hjörvar Pétursson @hjorvarp.bsky.social · 16d

Þetta er svo brjálæðislega fyndið

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